in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.