Pee sitting down so I dont have to aim

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Sometimes i think i've been living a dream life, and one day im really gonna wake up in the middle of 9th grade math class and have to explain why i was sleeping on my desk and jerking off so much.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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I light my pubes on fire instead of shaving them because they aren't as itchy that way.

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Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

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Peeing in the shower

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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If there's leaves on the ground and the wind picks it up and makes like swirls I put my arms out to make it seem I'm controlling the swirls.

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See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

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feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts

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give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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Say 'WED', 'NES' and 'DAY' slowly in your head when spelling Wednesday.

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Whenever I read creepy pastas and there is a picture after the story I get afraid to look at it than when I do I freak out thinking it's going to eat me. Than when I look at it I shout FUUUUUUU.. Than look at it some more and I burst out laughing seeing its a fucking dumb picture.

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I like to say really offensive and/and racist words when I'm on my own and no one can hear me. It just feels good to say things that I'm not allowed to.

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I act as though I've had movie cameras placed in my eyes and a bunch of people will watch my life as a movie at some point. And so I do a narration voice for them.

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Always think good thoughts before I go to bed so that I have good dreams

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Write things in the air with my finger, and then erase the words with my hand.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before i poop so the water dosent splash

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Sit down in a grass field... immediately start pulling up grass.

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Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)

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Every time I see my self in a mirror, I feel like I'm watching someone in a different dimension and make quick movements to see if they mess up.

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.