read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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When I'm walking at night, I put up my hood and grin evilly at passing cars so it'll scare the drivers if they see

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If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.

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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.