When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

I eat ass

Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

sneeze without closing my eyes

When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

misread dig bick

in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.