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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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I scratch the scabs on my head whenever im bored

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When no one is home or if no one is looking you go in the fridge and drink right out of the bottle.

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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Courtesy flush.

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I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.

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When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc

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While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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Always coming up with a really great comeback in my head 5 seconds too late. And then playing out what would have happened if I had said it.

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Eat something to pass the time while I wait for my food in the microwave to be cooked.

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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I can't brush my teeth and rinse in the sink right after I flush the toilet, for fear of it being connected somehow, and rinsing with my own piss.

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.