Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

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Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.