Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.