Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

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looking at the bottom when i meet foreigners talking among themselves... dang. no subtitles.

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

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humiliating little girls

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

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i cant fall asleep unless i suck my thumb...

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

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listen to madonnas new album

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.