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chew on the side of my teeth
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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.
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pull out a flies wings and let it go
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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.
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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.
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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant
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I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.
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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.
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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot
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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.
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When I see someone I know walking toward me as I'm walking toward them from a long way away, I pretend I don't see them until we're right on top of each other, then, miraculously discovering them, I smile and say, "Hi".
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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"
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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.
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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.
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Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.
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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny
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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.
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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.
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I can't piss with my shoes on.
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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site
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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird
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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.
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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.
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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.