Abuse your pet when nobody's looking

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

I avoid closing my eyes in the shower in case ghosts/monsters/zombies get me.

Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

Type in "Things you think only you do" then feel better that alot of people do the same stupid or smart things.

close the fridge door really slowly just so you can see the light turn off

Videotape my mother in the shower.

When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

I light my pubes on fire instead of shaving them because they aren't as itchy that way.

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

Sit down in a grass field... immediately start pulling up grass.

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.