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seeing small spots in your eye (dust probably) and then chasing them with your eye trying to catch them
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Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"
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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?
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always check thde back seat before starting the car
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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend
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sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol
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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.
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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.
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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.
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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.
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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.
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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.
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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up
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jack off
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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?
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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.
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If someone uses a term thats like, in the know, and they ask if i know what it means, ill act like, of course ido, even if i dont, and then ill go home and look it up.
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When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon
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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.
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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.
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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand
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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.
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Smelling food to see if its spicy.
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Ur mum
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.