Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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shag your mom

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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

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Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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SOMETIMES I SHIT ON MY HAND.... IN THE SHOWER

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.