Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

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Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

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Too lazy to exercise. Think to self "I'm gonna work out tomorrow." - instantly feel better about self. Still didn't exercise.

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When I'm laying in bed, I make sure that my feet are covered and not hanging off the edge so that monsters don't eat them in my sleep.

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Sometimes when I look at something up close, I alternate closing each eye and looking at the object from the other eye, then switch again. I do it really fast to make it look like that thing is moving. It's really entertaining.

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When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.