sometimes if I am going on a flight to another country I will hold a small pocket of air in my mouth before getting on the plane and then I would let it out after we land

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Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

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Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

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get bored so I fist myself for money

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

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dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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Do somthing only you do

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

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When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.