on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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Be a loner at school

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If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

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If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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when you bleed you suck your own blood

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

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Hate to type Morals under each one of my posts Moral: A small chick in the hand is better than a huge C**K up your ass. I am pretty sure not even women nor homosexuals want birds up there...Then again, I havent searched for anything like that at the intern... they are eating her! And now they are gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (fly stuck on head)

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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When I first start dating or seeing someone I write down options for conversation starters before I phone them in case it goes silent.

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.