I used to pretent my legs didn't work and pulled myself up the stairs with just my hands.

Sex scene comes on TV while you are watching with your parents... Try to act normal... Fail.

Make scary faces in the mirror and try to scare myself

Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

Always fantasize about grabbing a cop's gun from his holster. Just because I am pretty sure I could.

stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

Pee in the shower.

Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc

When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

Locking your pet in the room and forcing it to spend time with you.

whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

If I read that someone said something a certain way in a book I try to mimic their voice.

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

Sometimes when im sitting in class i start thinking how i would save the whole classroom if someone was to come in with a gun and start shooting.

When no one is home or if no one is looking you go in the fridge and drink right out of the bottle.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.