I hate being called "buddy".

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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waking up from an amazing/awesome dream and spend the rest of the day thinking up of new senarios to come after...

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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call someone by a siblings name.

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.