I used to pretent my legs didn't work and pulled myself up the stairs with just my hands.

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Sex scene comes on TV while you are watching with your parents... Try to act normal... Fail.

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Make scary faces in the mirror and try to scare myself

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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Always fantasize about grabbing a cop's gun from his holster. Just because I am pretty sure I could.

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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Pee in the shower.

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc

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When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

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Locking your pet in the room and forcing it to spend time with you.

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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If I read that someone said something a certain way in a book I try to mimic their voice.

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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Sometimes when im sitting in class i start thinking how i would save the whole classroom if someone was to come in with a gun and start shooting.

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When no one is home or if no one is looking you go in the fridge and drink right out of the bottle.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.