When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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Dramatically narrate everything I do in my head as I do it.

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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shag your mom

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

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Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.