I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

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Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

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When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

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I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.