Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I **** with no hands.

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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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I hold my breath in elevators

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.