Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

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im going to RAPEEEE that girl

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Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

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shag your mom

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Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.

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Sitting down in the shower

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

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Take baths

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.