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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.
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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.
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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.
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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche
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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me
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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.
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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good
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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around
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i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.
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Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!
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I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.
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When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John
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seeing small spots in your eye (dust probably) and then chasing them with your eye trying to catch them
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Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"
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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?
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always check thde back seat before starting the car
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sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol
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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.
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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.
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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.
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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.
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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.
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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up
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jack off
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.