when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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Eat pizza backwards because the crust isn't as good as the cheese part and I want to get that over with.

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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I avoid closing my eyes in the shower in case ghosts/monsters/zombies get me.

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.