Pee in the shower

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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I push the door open with my stomach

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc

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This song will not come out of my head!

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.