I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

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I always cry when I pray.

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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instinctively thumb down long posts without reading them.

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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Laying in bed kind of hungry, knowing exactly what you want to eat, and going over all the steps involved (going all the way to the kitchen, making the food, cleaning up, going all the way back to your room, plus it's nighttime and something might get you) and trying to decide whether or not it's worth it to go eat now or just wait until you wake up.

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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While waiting on someone I check my phone and if there is no new message I just read old ones, just to be occupied and don't look stupid or lost

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Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.