A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics

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misread dig bick

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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sometimes, i smell my own farts.

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when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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If I hear a noise, it obviously means there is a monster somewhere in/near my bedroom and the sheets will protect me as long as they cover up to my chin.

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Laughing randomly because you remembered something that was funny earlier

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Stalk people on facebook, find out something interesting, and later claim that it 'came up on your newsfeed'.

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Open the fridge, nothing there, close fridge, open again just to make sure nothing has magically appeared

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I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.

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Rapidly click the mouse when your computer is frozen, even though you know it won't do anything to help whatsoever.

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Think the "D" in the Disney logo was actually a "G", and realized that thought process at an age to embarassing to divulge to complete strangers on the internet.

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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Answering questions that weren't directed at me, then awkwardly playing it off like they were talking to you.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.