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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.
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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.
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draw the sun at the corner of the page
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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.
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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves
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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.
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I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button
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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.
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I pass by closed doors quickly and at least as far away as the door seems like it can open, because I always feel like someone's going to burst out, hitting me in the face with the door.
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Sometimes I wonder who created words. For instance, who thought to call a fence a fence? It could have been called something completely random like bucxbuw, but it would seem normal to us and fence would seem like jibberish instead.
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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep
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When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"
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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.
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I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side
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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!
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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.
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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)
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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing
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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.
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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.
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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink
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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !
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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.
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avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.