Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

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when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me

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If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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When I masturbate I trade hands often in fear that my penis may become crooked.

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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

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put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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While waiting on someone I check my phone and if there is no new message I just read old ones, just to be occupied and don't look stupid or lost

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.