Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"

Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

Wishing you could go back in time and do a situation over again, becuase you regret the stuff you did.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

I stop the microwave at 1 second so that one someone else uses it it beeps

Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.

Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.