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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.
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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.
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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.
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When I walk into the bathroom and the lid of toilet is closed, I always get slightly nervous to lift it up and see into the toilet. I'm always thinking there'll be something disgusting or scary in there.
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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.
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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.
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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.
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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?
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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.
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I play video games with the controller under the covers.
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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.
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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.
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In my head, my life is some kind of on-going documentary about my life. Sometimes when I'm alone, I conduct interviews.
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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.
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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule
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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.
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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair
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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.
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Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age
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Change the channel during commercials when you have the remote, when you don't you go insane and say "TURN IT BACK WE'LL MISS THE START!!!"
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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others
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If I see a shriveled, dried leaf while walking along the sidewalk I am compelled to step on it and make it crunch.
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whale sperm
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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.