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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.
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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.
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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol
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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.
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Sometimes I think and feel that I am the most voted man on Horsehead Network, I got no idea why. Moral the friendly r*pist: I dnt know what that means though... Or do I? ;)
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make south park refferences every day
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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry
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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations
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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.
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I can only play a piano with my right hand
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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.
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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.
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Talk to my cat.
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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.
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acting as if you can shoot with a banana
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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !
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I wonder if elections are rigged?
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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.
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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.
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Use my phone to see what time it is
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I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.
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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.
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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck
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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.