look at bins as i walk past them

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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jack off

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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Pee in the shower

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.