Every time I open a door, I shout out "Alohamora!" and then I open it.

I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

pick your nose and eat it

I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

R A P E Children

When i am bored i go on the internet and i dont know what to do but as soon as i turn off my computer i come up with lots of fun things i could have done

become increasingly panicked when its dark and you cant find the door handle.

try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which

Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.