I can only play a piano with my right hand

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

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popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

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When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.