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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.
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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.
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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air
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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government
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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.
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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge
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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)
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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.
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Feels my beard with my tongue.
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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.
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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.
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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.
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Post one on this site thinking everyone will love you but then you realize you're the 2,833 person to post on this site and no one will ever see it. If this is still where it was when I posted it, then congratulations! You've read through 300 FUCKING PAGES! (that meant go get a job)
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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.
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When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.
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Go through funny pictures and memes on Facebook, and then accidently miss one and ten when you click to go back you have to go through like 5 more to get back to the one you want.
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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt
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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.
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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.
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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5
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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o
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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!
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A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.