when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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I eat ass

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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I don't read the terms of service.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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humiliating little girls

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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Go outside and pee.

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.