When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

I read the down voted posts

Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

I dip my pizza crust in soda

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

I like to play with the condensation on the outside of glasses, sometimes drawing in it, or just wiping it all off. I get half-way annoyed when it comes back, until I play with it again.

think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.