I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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Make up a song to yourself.

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.