after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

When I'm home alone, I pretend I'm famous, and pretend I'm doing a television or magazine interview, and answer out loud to questions I ask in my head

Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

Checking your phone for a text when you know you don't have one. Matt

when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

Sometimes when im sitting in class i start thinking how i would save the whole classroom if someone was to come in with a gun and start shooting.

Walking around store and store clerk asks are you finding everything ok..and you reply yes and you...

When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.