Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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I have an irrational fear of sloths

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Pee in the shower

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listen to madonnas new album

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.