sneeze without closing my eyes

Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

Save more than once on your favourite game.

I never feel bored

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

SOMETIMES I SHIT ON MY HAND.... IN THE SHOWER

Having small fingers and, regardless, still unable to click on the right thing when on the internet with a touch screen phone.

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

When I see interactive ads on webpages ( "Shoot 5 iPhones And Get One Free!" type of windows ), I feel compelled to finish the task, even though I KNOW it's going to open a pop-up and waste 10 seconds of my life.

think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.