You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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Sometimes when im sitting in class i start thinking how i would save the whole classroom if someone was to come in with a gun and start shooting.

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When no one is home or if no one is looking you go in the fridge and drink right out of the bottle.

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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When walking on an old looking bridge I try to get off quickly and before anyone else gets on there because all I can think about is it giving way and me falling to my death/being very wet

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.

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Pretend I'm much more popular than I am with people who don't know my social life.

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Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

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Answering questions that weren't directed at me, then awkwardly playing it off like they were talking to you.

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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Get freaked out when door bell or phone rings when you are doing something you are not supposed to.

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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1.Open the fridge...nothing to eat :/ 2.Open the cabinet...nothing to eat :/ 3.Lower expectations..and then repeat :)

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.