realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

thumb_up thumb_down +19

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

thumb_up thumb_down -56

Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

thumb_up thumb_down -131

watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

thumb_up thumb_down -63

Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....

thumb_up thumb_down -1

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

thumb_up thumb_down -63

stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

thumb_up thumb_down -76

Play with my own boobs for no reason

thumb_up thumb_down -46

Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

thumb_up thumb_down -99

When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

thumb_up thumb_down -66

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

thumb_up thumb_down -52

I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

thumb_up thumb_down -130

Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

Absentmindedly rub your stomach while lying down watching or reading.

thumb_up thumb_down +85

I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep

thumb_up thumb_down -28

When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

blink

thumb_up thumb_down -46

Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

thumb_up thumb_down -79

I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

thumb_up thumb_down -41

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

I can only play a piano with my right hand

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.