Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

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wonder who wrote these things

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.