dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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Find something you dislike about your face/body and instantly compare it with every person you meet from then on

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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I flip the pillow at night to feel the cool sensation.

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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Whenever someone is making a speech, I imagine them being taken out by a sniper mid-speech...

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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Walking around store and store clerk asks are you finding everything ok..and you reply yes and you...

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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Have to take the phone with you everytime to the bathroom

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.