after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

Find something you dislike about your face/body and instantly compare it with every person you meet from then on

suck my own penis

before i go to sleep i must check the front door knob multiple times to make sure its locked

Every time i take a drink from a cup, i rotate the cup so i never drink from the same place.

I scratch the scabs on my head whenever im bored

Eat something to pass the time while I wait for my food in the microwave to be cooked.

Accidentally turning the fan on instead of the light when you walk into the bathroom and having a mini-spazz attack because the sound scares you.

*Sees bug on wall while taking shower* *Splashes with shower water* *Bug slides down wall* >_

I unlike Facebook pages if they spam my wall.

Think about what you're going to tell your kids about your childhood when you grow-up.

sing in the shower

When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.

I approach balcony ledges with my feet firmly planted, just in case a random person decides to come pick me up and throw me off the balcony.

When I see interactive ads on webpages ( "Shoot 5 iPhones And Get One Free!" type of windows ), I feel compelled to finish the task, even though I KNOW it's going to open a pop-up and waste 10 seconds of my life.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.