Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

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I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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Dancing while hoovering

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

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Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

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Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

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Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

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tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.