- Things You Think Only You Do

I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle

When tapping, I always have to do the same pattern of taps, and I feel incomplete if I don't finish the pattern I started.

Go up stairs two steps at a time. Avoid those stairs forever if there are an odd number and I have to end in a single step.

Open the fridge, nothing there, close fridge, open again just to make sure nothing has magically appeared

I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.

Before I go to bed at night, I close the closet door so the monsters inside don't come get me while I'm sleeping.

I get creeped out if I haven't looked at a clock in a while and when I finally do it reads 9:11

Reading the things people post on here and realising your not as weird as you thought.

Scan forward to best parts of songs, rarely listen to entire song.

I try to fill the surface of the toilet water with bubbles when I pee.

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I will look up the definition of a word in a text message before I use it just incase I'm using it in the wrong context.

use the shower water running of my arms and hands to shoot off random hairs inside the shower

Check the toilet paper after wiping your ass

Stalk people on facebook, find out something interesting, and later claim that it 'came up on your newsfeed'.

Pretend I'm much more popular than I am with people who don't know my social life.

Sometimes I think the whole world is set up, and I feel like I'm living in some kind of Truman Show. I even sometimes say "I know you're there" to the moon.

I dip my pizza crust in soda

When no one is home or if no one is looking you go in the fridge and drink right out of the bottle.

For some reason, I smile whenever I'm telling someone bad news or a sad story. I always try to not smile, but it doesn't work and I feel like a terrible person.

Fill up a glass, drink half, then fill it up again.

must have the tv volume set to an even number or feel weird

I like to play with the condensation on the outside of glasses, sometimes drawing in it, or just wiping it all off. I get half-way annoyed when it comes back, until I play with it again.

when i have to go down stairs at night, i have to sprint up the stairs in case there are ghosts/monsters never dangle my feet over the bed in case something tickles/touches them

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.