I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

incognito mode on google chrome

Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

Make hand gestures when talking on phone

I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

When I walk into the bathroom and the lid of toilet is closed, I always get slightly nervous to lift it up and see into the toilet. I'm always thinking there'll be something disgusting or scary in there.

Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.