I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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call someone by a siblings name.

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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Look at my poop before flushing

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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Sometimes I toot.

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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sit in the shower

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.