Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

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When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D

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play with a laser pointer and pretend its a lightsaber

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When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

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When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.

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When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

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Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

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I give my own posts a thumbs up whenever I have the option and I know that it's anonymous.

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wonder if there are secret cameras watching my every move...

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when im losing an argument, ill start singing my responses

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Mentally preparing yourself to step on a crunchy-looking leaf, only to discover it is in fact soggy, soft and unsatisfactory.

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.