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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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when someone goes underwater in a movie I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived in that situation, I almost died during Finding Nemo

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give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

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When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.

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When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

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k. everyone

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When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

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Tape your dick to your leg to fit into tight pants

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

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I mean Diana Ross.

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.