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Sometimes I wonder who created words. For instance, who thought to call a fence a fence? It could have been called something completely random like bucxbuw, but it would seem normal to us and fence would seem like jibberish instead.
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Being from another country and always thinking in english.
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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.
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When I first start dating or seeing someone I write down options for conversation starters before I phone them in case it goes silent.
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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.
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no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle
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Spend way too much time on this website cause it makes you feel normal
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Think you looked good the whole day, then come home and realize you were a hot mess and nobody told you
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Always coming up with a really great comeback in my head 5 seconds too late. And then playing out what would have happened if I had said it.
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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.
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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.
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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.
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Sometimes I imagine how everyone would react if I died.
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Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".
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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there
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I try to move inanimate objects/set things on fire/control the elements with my mind.
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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs
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when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.
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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised
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Breathe.
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I poop on the side of my house in the morning so I do not have to make noise then come back in.
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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you
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suck my own penis
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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.