When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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I was the real Stig...

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"????????? ???? ?????! ??? ?? ???????? UH1 HUEY!!! ??? ?? ???????? ??????? ??????????? ?????, ????????? ?? ??????? ? ??????????????? ???????!!! ?????? ????, ???????????????? ?? ???????, ?? ?????? ??????? ?? ????! ???? ???????????? ???????, ????? ??????? ???? ??? ?????????, ? ??????????? ?????, ??? ????????? ??????? ??????????? ?????!!! ? ??? ?? ????? ???? ??????? ??????????? ??????????. ???????? ????????,???? ????, ??? ??????? ?????? ??? ????? ??? ????? ???? ? ??????. "

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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Pee in the shower

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After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.