After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When no one is around I make sound effects for everything I do.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.