Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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Say "ow" when I drop something or before I get hurt

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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Picking my nose.

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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instinctively thumb down long posts without reading them.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Look an ugly person up and down and try to think of ways that they can improve how they look. ( clothing, hair, and makeup)

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At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business

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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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this is a terrible website and i hate you

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.