Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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ask my dog questions then realize, she can't talk...

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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I avoid closing my eyes in the shower in case ghosts/monsters/zombies get me.

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Sometimes i think i've been living a dream life, and one day im really gonna wake up in the middle of 9th grade math class and have to explain why i was sleeping on my desk and jerking off so much.

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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

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I light my pubes on fire instead of shaving them because they aren't as itchy that way.

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Open the microwave at 1 second left to pretend you're on a bomb squad.

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Think about the things you could do if you had the power to stop the time.

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Say 'WED', 'NES' and 'DAY' slowly in your head when spelling Wednesday.

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.