- Things You Think Only You Do

See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

I aphabeticalize my shoes

Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

I can't piss with my shoes on.

I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.