Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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If no one else is home and you have to go to the bathroom, but you're invested in what you're doing on your laptop, you take it with you.

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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Look at my poop before flushing

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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I poop on the side of my house in the morning so I do not have to make noise then come back in.

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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misread dig bick

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When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.