collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

Breathe.

I poop on the side of my house in the morning so I do not have to make noise then come back in.

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

suck my own penis

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

I'm constantly struck with this odd sensation that I didn't wipe my ass well enough.

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off

penis

Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

When I am listening to my ipod in the car or on a bus, i always remove an earphone to check if i am breathing really loudly.

Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.

When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

I pretend that my actions are perceived by a past self and they're always astounded by the change I've gone through.

when i realise for example that my shoes are stinking i get really paranoid and try to cover them under the table or something because i feel that everyone is thinking about it or is covering their nose or stuff

Post on this website, then give yourself the first thumbs up to kick-start your success.

Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.