- Things You Think Only You Do

Eat something that will make crumbs over the sink because you are too lazy to get a plate

When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

Play with my own boobs for no reason

Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

Absentmindedly rub your stomach while lying down watching or reading.

I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep

When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.