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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.
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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.
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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.
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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.
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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...
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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.
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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.
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Someone asks you "what's up" and you awkwardly reply "good".
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Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.
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Realising that there are ASSHOLES posting dumb shit on this site.
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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there
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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.
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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.
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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.
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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.
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sometimes i sing and when i do , i make drum sounds with my teeth and you know, all that stuff
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Wondering where are famous people and what they are doing at this exact moment.
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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.
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i masturbate with my feet
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scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!
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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!
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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.
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im going to RAPEEEE that girl
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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.