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Too lazy to exercise. Think to self "I'm gonna work out tomorrow." - instantly feel better about self. Still didn't exercise.
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sing really loud to songs in the car, but stop when people are right next to you at stoplights.
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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.
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I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.
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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.
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A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics
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Save more than once on your favourite game.
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When I'm listening to my ipod on a road trip I look out the window longingly and pretend to be in a music video
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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.
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Sitting down in the shower
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Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off
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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal
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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.
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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.
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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...
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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.
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I talk to myself when I'm alone
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When I see myself in the mirror, I have to make a funny face just to make sure my face still works.
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I used to pretent my legs didn't work and pulled myself up the stairs with just my hands.
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Make scary faces in the mirror and try to scare myself
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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)
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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?
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I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.
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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.