When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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when i know that friends are coming to my place the next day i clean up my room and then i'm like...oh i forgot to clean up i'm sorry, it's always in a mess...

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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wonder who wrote these things

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.