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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you
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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.
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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"
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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.
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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.
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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces
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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.
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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja
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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat
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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).
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Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.
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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.
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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.
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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.
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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging
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When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.
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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river
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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.
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Open the microwave at 1 second left to pretend you're on a bomb squad.
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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?
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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.
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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.
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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up
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I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...
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