- Things You Think Only You Do

I try to move inanimate objects/set things on fire/control the elements with my mind.

Look an ugly person up and down and try to think of ways that they can improve how they look. ( clothing, hair, and makeup)

When you get out of the shower and you're too lazy to get dressed, so you just hang around in a towel.

I get into a massive fight with my parents, and then do the thing i was told not to just so i can tick them off.

Have to take the phone with you everytime to the bathroom

I daydream about what would happen if my phone rang in public and I had a ringtone of a cool song and what people think about the song and if they think I'm cool for it, or if they see some sort of symbolic meaning in the song. I do this while pacing around my room listening to the song. I think about what people I know would think about certain lyrics in the song. I do this all the time.

When I'm walking at night, I put up my hood and grin evilly at passing cars so it'll scare the drivers if they see

My most intimate moments are constantly interrupted by the same thought..."oh, God...what if there is a secret security cam in here...CUT TO: oh God...can my dead grandparents see me now????"

Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

When I walk from one room to the next, I make believe that the room I just left exploded, and that I made it out just in time.

i cant fall asleep unless i suck my thumb...

Think about the things you could do if you had the power to stop the time.

When I'm in a hurry I brush my teeth while peeing because I think it saves time.

When I see myself in the mirror, I have to make a funny face just to make sure my face still works.

right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

I always cry when I pray.

On a calendar search for the picture on your birthday month

When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.

I pass by closed doors quickly and at least as far away as the door seems like it can open, because I always feel like someone's going to burst out, hitting me in the face with the door.

When i take off my watch before i go to sleep i smell my wrist.

Say "ow" when I drop something or before I get hurt

Every time I see my self in a mirror, I feel like I'm watching someone in a different dimension and make quick movements to see if they mess up.

I never read the Terms of Service. I just click "OK"

Sometimes I imagine how everyone would react if I died.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.