I aphabeticalize my shoes

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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

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Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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Tap different rythyms with my fingers and keep doing it over and over until the rythym ends on the last finger

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.