When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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Having a dream and forgetting it seconds later.

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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When no one is around I make sound effects for everything I do.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.