Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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call someone by a siblings name.

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I chew my ice cream.

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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I have a phobia of incest

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Change the channel during commercials when you have the remote, when you don't you go insane and say "TURN IT BACK WE'LL MISS THE START!!!"

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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Rub boogers under the arm rest on the couch.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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I buy books and never read them and get mad at myself for doing so.

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.