When I walk the streets after getting a new haircut, I think everybody's staring at me and thinking "oh my god she got a new haircut" eventhough they didn't know me before.

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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Wondering where are famous people and what they are doing at this exact moment.

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.