When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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call someone by a siblings name.

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.