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I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry
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When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.
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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.
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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.
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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..
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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk
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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends
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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.
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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.
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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website
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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.
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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"
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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine
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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.
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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.
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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.
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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.
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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain
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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.
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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth
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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.
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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service
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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.
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Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.