Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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I think about other women when having sex

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.