Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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I masturbate evenly with both hands so that my penis doesn't become crooked.

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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When you try to blur eyes and keep them like that when you look around the room.

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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Say "ow" when I drop something or before I get hurt

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.