Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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I **** with no hands.

When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

I hold my breath in elevators

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.