Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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Hate to type Morals under each one of my posts Moral: A small chick in the hand is better than a huge C**K up your ass. I am pretty sure not even women nor homosexuals want birds up there...Then again, I havent searched for anything like that at the intern... they are eating her! And now they are gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (fly stuck on head)

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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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Sitting down in the shower

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I get mad at characters on tv and i shoot the screen with my Nerf gun

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.