I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

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pick your nose and eat it

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

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when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me

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If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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When I masturbate I trade hands often in fear that my penis may become crooked.

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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

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hallo

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put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.