if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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wonder who wrote these things

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clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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When you try to blur eyes and keep them like that when you look around the room.

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.