Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

I **** with no hands.

Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....

Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

Vote for the other guy

Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

I masturbate with sandpaper

How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

whenever I see those commercials where there is two people talking to each other but they constantly look at me it really irritates me

Eating chicken at KFC.

get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.