Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

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When you try to blur eyes and keep them like that when you look around the room.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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Your mom

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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i use dental dams

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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I never feel bored

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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listen to madonnas new album

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I always twist my washcloth into a cone shape, so when I take my next shower it is dry and hardened. Then I pretend stab it into my stomach and say "MY LIFE FOR AIUR!" before getting it wet again.

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.