when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.

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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

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I cant ride a bike

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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When I'm walking I pretend that I'm staying in the same place and moving the world beneath me.

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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Pee in the shower.

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When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

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Have a dream with horribly unfortunate events (like having an amputation or being in prison) waking up from said dream and saying something like, "Good thing that was a dream, don't know what I'd do if that was real"

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act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.