Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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call someone by a siblings name.

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business

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Make scary faces in the mirror and try to scare myself

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Find yourself alone at a party/gathering of some sort... Pretend to send a text to make people think you're not a loner.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.