Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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When I am listening to my ipod in the car or on a bus, i always remove an earphone to check if i am breathing really loudly.

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

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I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

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get home from work and masturbate instantly

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.