Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

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when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me

If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes

When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

When I masturbate I trade hands often in fear that my penis may become crooked.

Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

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put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.

I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

While waiting on someone I check my phone and if there is no new message I just read old ones, just to be occupied and don't look stupid or lost

When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

Things You Think Only You Do

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