See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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Peeing in the shower

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.