Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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I have always belived that I invented calling Target " Tar- jhay"

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Math tests-doing all the work for a problem only to find out my answer is not any of the multiple choices.

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working out escape routes for each room in your house when you're alone, just in case

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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Before I go to bed at night, I close the closet door so the monsters inside don't come get me while I'm sleeping.

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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When im alone i have a conversation with myself

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Sometimes I think the whole world is set up, and I feel like I'm living in some kind of Truman Show. I even sometimes say "I know you're there" to the moon.

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When I poop I pretend to make my wiener talk.

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Attempting to silently sneak a fart, then it erupts from your anus.

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Change the channel during commercials when you have the remote, when you don't you go insane and say "TURN IT BACK WE'LL MISS THE START!!!"

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while talking about someone, immediately fear they are somehow listening

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I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.

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Sometimes, I skim through the Terms of Service just to make sure I'm not selling my soul or promising my first-born.

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Imagine yourself and friends as band members while listening to songs.

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After hearing a song, you think, oh i have never heard of that before, and then you start hearing it every single day....

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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When my soap is running low, I add water to it.

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My hoodie/jacket strings HAVE to be equal in length, or I pull them then restretch the hood out to make them even.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.