Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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I unlike Facebook pages if they spam my wall.

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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I scratch and sniff.

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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Automatically lie to your dentist when they ask if you floss

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.