Abuse your pet when nobody's looking

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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I avoid closing my eyes in the shower in case ghosts/monsters/zombies get me.

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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Type in "Things you think only you do" then feel better that alot of people do the same stupid or smart things.

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close the fridge door really slowly just so you can see the light turn off

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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I light my pubes on fire instead of shaving them because they aren't as itchy that way.

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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Sit down in a grass field... immediately start pulling up grass.

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.