When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.

Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

Dip my pizza crust in my soda

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

Eat something to pass the time while I wait for my food in the microwave to be cooked.

You pause while walking around your house when you're home alone because you think you heard a noise, but then realize it was just you walking.

Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

i smoke weed all day.

I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

Always coming up with a really great comeback in my head 5 seconds too late. And then playing out what would have happened if I had said it.

if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

Kick the fallen ice cube underneath the fridge

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

Sometimes I imagine what it would look like if I was seeing out of another person's eyes across from where I happen to be.

When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.