When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.

in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

Say "ow" when I drop something or before I get hurt

Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

I Masturbate Daily.

Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

When looking for something you need, just walk in circles around the house until it appears.

Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

Pee in the shower

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

If I have a black surface I scratch my dandruff onto and make a dandruff galaxy.

Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

Every time I see my self in a mirror, I feel like I'm watching someone in a different dimension and make quick movements to see if they mess up.

Doing something really embarrassing in public and thinking "Doesn't matter, I'll never see these people again.".

the power to regenerate your appendix

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.