Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.