I give my own posts a thumbs up whenever I have the option and I know that it's anonymous.

wonder if there are secret cameras watching my every move...

when im losing an argument, ill start singing my responses

Mentally preparing yourself to step on a crunchy-looking leaf, only to discover it is in fact soggy, soft and unsatisfactory.

I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

When you try to blur eyes and keep them like that when you look around the room.

Sometimes I wipe my butt so violently that my finger goes through the toilet paper and into my butt hole. I enjoy it and question my sexuality. ;)

When I'm on Facebook, I flip between someone's most recent profile picture and their first one, just to see how much they've changed.

While waiting on someone I check my phone and if there is no new message I just read old ones, just to be occupied and don't look stupid or lost

instinctively thumb down long posts without reading them.

Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...

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If I'm in my room and I need to fart, I walk into someone else's room and fart in there so that my room doesn't stink up.

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Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.