I piss in the bed every night

When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.

I light my pubes on fire instead of shaving them because they aren't as itchy that way.

use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

I type a comment here and secretly feel special

Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.