I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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listen to madonnas new album

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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im going to RAPEEEE that girl

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.