Pee in my work garbage can.

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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Pee sitting down so I dont have to aim

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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

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Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

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lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

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to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it

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Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.

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Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.

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When I poop I pretend to make my wiener talk.

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Look at a word long enough to not seem like a word anymore, then sounding weird.

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I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

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When i need to poop i place toilet paper over the water so it doesn't splash up and hit my rectum.

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A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.