Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

I can't trill my R's

Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

Say what even when u heard someone

On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.