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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.
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looking at the bottom when i meet foreigners talking among themselves... dang. no subtitles.
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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.
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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.
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I poop on the side of my house in the morning so I do not have to make noise then come back in.
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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.
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Sometimes, I skim through the Terms of Service just to make sure I'm not selling my soul or promising my first-born.
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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u
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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.
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Think that a movie is shorter after you watch it once or twice
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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.
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When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"
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Like a toy until it breaks.
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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH
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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids
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Turning on the TV for background noise when I'm on my computer.
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I talk to inanimate objects daily.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.
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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive
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Know all the lyrics to a song but then realize you never actually "listened" to the song to see what it's about
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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.
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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.
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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.