When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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I pee in the shower. :3

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Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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I hate being called "buddy".

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.