I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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chew on the side of my teeth

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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Say "ow" when I drop something or before I get hurt

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.