sing in the shower

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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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How many times is it okay to say "what" before just nodding and smiling?

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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Talk to my cat.

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Play as both sides on fifa

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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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In the shower, or just when I'm alone, I imagine having confrontations with people in my life and play out the entire conversation by myself, lip syncing the words with emotions and all.

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I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

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I hate being called "buddy".

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.