When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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get really confused

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.