I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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SOMETIMES I SHIT ON MY HAND.... IN THE SHOWER

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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Spend way too much time on this website cause it makes you feel normal

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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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I always cry when I pray.

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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Smoking in the shower.

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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.