Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

I hate being called "buddy".

Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

Pick your dead skin then eat it.

When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

Putting your bra on your dogs dead

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

Smelling food to see if its spicy.

I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.