When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.

When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

I piss in the bed every night

when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

Dancing while hoovering

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.