When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

play with a laser pointer and pretend its a lightsaber

I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

When I'm home alone I open random doors to make sure nobodys there

Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"

right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

im going to RAPEEEE that girl

Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

Doing something really embarrassing in public and thinking "Doesn't matter, I'll never see these people again.".

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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Sleep with pillow between legs

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.