While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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When laying in bed I put the covers over my head and act like I'm in different places..caves..tent..etc..

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.