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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

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"????????? ???? ?????! ??? ?? ???????? UH1 HUEY!!! ??? ?? ???????? ??????? ??????????? ?????, ????????? ?? ??????? ? ??????????????? ???????!!! ?????? ????, ???????????????? ?? ???????, ?? ?????? ??????? ?? ????! ???? ???????????? ???????, ????? ??????? ???? ??? ?????????, ? ??????????? ?????, ??? ????????? ??????? ??????????? ?????!!! ? ??? ?? ????? ???? ??????? ??????????? ??????????. ???????? ????????,???? ????, ??? ??????? ?????? ??? ????? ??? ????? ???? ? ??????. "

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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I can't trill my R's

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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Say what even when u heard someone

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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

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Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

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Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.