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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?
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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.
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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'
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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.
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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.
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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.
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When I have headphones in, I wonder if my swallowing is extremely loud for everyone else too.
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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!
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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)
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lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.
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I hold my breath in elevators
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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.
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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.
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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.
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hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.
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Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.
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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it
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Pretend that i don't care about my birthday when i actually can't wait to see what present people will get me and get terribly excited everytime someone text me
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When I am listening to my ipod in the car or on a bus, i always remove an earphone to check if i am breathing really loudly.
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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you
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Wonder why there are sites like this.
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A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.
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I act as though I've had movie cameras placed in my eyes and a bunch of people will watch my life as a movie at some point. And so I do a narration voice for them.
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When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.