Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

If I have a black surface I scratch my dandruff onto and make a dandruff galaxy.

Sometimes I wonder who created words. For instance, who thought to call a fence a fence? It could have been called something completely random like bucxbuw, but it would seem normal to us and fence would seem like jibberish instead.

I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

Giving my dog a massage.

After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

When my soap is running low, I add water to it.

When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.