Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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Sometimes I toot.

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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I was the real Stig...

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Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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call someone by a siblings name.

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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I constantly talk to myself.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.