All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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I eat ass

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

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Think about what you're going to tell your kids about your childhood when you grow-up.

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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wonder who wrote these things

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when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.