While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.

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listen to madonnas new album

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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Find something you dislike about your face/body and instantly compare it with every person you meet from then on

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I like to say really offensive and/and racist words when I'm on my own and no one can hear me. It just feels good to say things that I'm not allowed to.

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

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After texting someone, check your phone repeatedly to see if they responded

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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In my head, my life is some kind of on-going documentary about my life. Sometimes when I'm alone, I conduct interviews.

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.