say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.