watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

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put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.

I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

While waiting on someone I check my phone and if there is no new message I just read old ones, just to be occupied and don't look stupid or lost

When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

play with a knife and pretend to be a master blade wielder

Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

On an one night if I come too fast .je persuade the girl that I have to forget my cellular in my automobile and I get out

If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

Sometimes when I touch something I have to touch all of the object and with both hands, otherwise I feel incomplete.

I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.