Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.