Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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Set Fire to the Rain

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.