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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.
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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.
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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.
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Think about what you're going to tell your kids about your childhood when you grow-up.
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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.
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I give my own posts a thumbs up whenever I have the option and I know that it's anonymous.
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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in
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Having gay sex
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Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.
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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.
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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.
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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.
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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.
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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.
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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.
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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger
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Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly
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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.
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I hate being called "buddy".
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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.
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I was not born in the country I am living in now
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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar
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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.
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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.