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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.
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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..
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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.
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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.
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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it
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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles
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I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..
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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.
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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.
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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.
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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.
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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins
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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.
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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.
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only read the short jokes on this website
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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.
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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...
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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other
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I **** with no hands.
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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:
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At the gym, I always try to do 5 pounds more than the previous person.
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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.
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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.
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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.