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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'
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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!
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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!
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im going to kill that person and get away with it
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wen on this website go look at the most disliked
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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer
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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.
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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.
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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.
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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it
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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.
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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.
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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site
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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.
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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.
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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.
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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.
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It's hot but I still have on covers
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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.
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speak proper english
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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.
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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.