At the gym, I always try to do 5 pounds more than the previous person.

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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misread flashlight

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.