OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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Think the "D" in the Disney logo was actually a "G", and realized that thought process at an age to embarassing to divulge to complete strangers on the internet.

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.