dont turn my fan up so high cause i think its going to fall and slice me to bits -jesse

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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I'll sing nice and loud in the shower and wonder why I haven't come out with an album yet

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.