after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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When I'm home alone, I pretend I'm famous, and pretend I'm doing a television or magazine interview, and answer out loud to questions I ask in my head

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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Checking your phone for a text when you know you don't have one. Matt

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when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

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When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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this is a terrible website and i hate you

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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Sometimes when im sitting in class i start thinking how i would save the whole classroom if someone was to come in with a gun and start shooting.

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Walking around store and store clerk asks are you finding everything ok..and you reply yes and you...

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.