When my soap is running low, I add water to it.

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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When standing on the beach, I try to command the waves to stop.

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.