Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

Courtesy flush.

Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

Think of numbers as male or female.

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

When I first start dating or seeing someone I write down options for conversation starters before I phone them in case it goes silent.

creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.

My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.