When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

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I piss in the bed every night

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

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If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

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I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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Dancing while hoovering

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.