flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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Inspect the mirrors in store changing rooms in case they are one-way glass. Make faces into mirror as if you know they're back there.

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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.