When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

Smelling food to see if its spicy.

Ur mum

When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D

play with a laser pointer and pretend its a lightsaber

When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.

When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.