I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"

Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

Pee in the shower

Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

always check thde back seat before starting the car

Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.