Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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sometimes i sing and when i do , i make drum sounds with my teeth and you know, all that stuff

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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Gotta sleep with a fan.

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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Set Fire to the Rain

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

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Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.