I pretend that someone can see through my eyes whenever I'm doing something cool, i guess so they think I'm cooler or something.

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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How many times is it okay to say "what" before just nodding and smiling?

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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Smiling like an Idiot when you get a cute text

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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I put big spaces in between comments

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.