try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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Do somthing only you do

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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I click my teeth to music

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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After hearing a song, you think, oh i have never heard of that before, and then you start hearing it every single day....

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

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While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.

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If I have a black surface I scratch my dandruff onto and make a dandruff galaxy.

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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I chew on anything plastic. I don't think there's a pen that I haven't chewed on or a plastic cap I haven't put in my mouth. It's a horrible habit but it feels so DAMN GOOD TO CHEW!

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.