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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!
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Sex scene comes on TV while you are watching with your parents... Try to act normal... Fail.
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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in
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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump
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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us
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if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.
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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.
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Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.
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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.
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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.
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Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!
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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.
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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site
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you know how everyone talks about making life decisions in the shower and thinking about life?.....yeah thats me on the toilet
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married
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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am
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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.
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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids
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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test
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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.
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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.
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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep
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Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.