I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

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Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

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See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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Ur mum

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.