When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

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Sitting down in the shower

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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

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Say what even when u heard someone

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Courtesy flush.

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.