When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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Pee in the shower

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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I read the down voted posts

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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Stick ur thumb between ur first and middle finger without realizing it

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

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I pass by closed doors quickly and at least as far away as the door seems like it can open, because I always feel like someone's going to burst out, hitting me in the face with the door.

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.