Think you looked good the whole day, then come home and realize you were a hot mess and nobody told you

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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check shower for murder then pee

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

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Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.

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Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.