Sitting next to a banana called James

hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.

Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

Set Fire to the Rain

every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

Say what even when u heard someone

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.