Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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When I'm home alone, I pretend I'm famous, and pretend I'm doing a television or magazine interview, and answer out loud to questions I ask in my head

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.