Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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mentally scolding yourself for thinking something dirty just in case the person you're thinking about can read your thoughts

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I vote thumb dlown the ones that i dong like

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invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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Every time i get a new video game i read the back of the case and the pamphlet the whole ride home

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Open the fridge, nothing there, close fridge, open again just to make sure nothing has magically appeared

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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when looking for lost keys i return to the place they should be at least 5 times and look there

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When you stop to tie you shoe, you re-tie the other so one isnt tighter than the other.

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.