getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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I cant ride a bike

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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Look an ugly person up and down and try to think of ways that they can improve how they look. ( clothing, hair, and makeup)

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.