Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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"Oh, that was a messed up thought, probably shouldn't think about it again or something worse because---GODDAMN IT."

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think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

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When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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play with a laser pointer and pretend its a lightsaber

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When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

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When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.

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When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.