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when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.
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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die
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Get freaked out when door bell or phone rings when you are doing something you are not supposed to.
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suck my own penis
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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.
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1.Open the fridge...nothing to eat :/ 2.Open the cabinet...nothing to eat :/ 3.Lower expectations..and then repeat :)
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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.
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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.
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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.
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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad
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I apologize, when i bump against things.
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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up
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when i have to go down stairs at night, i have to sprint up the stairs in case there are ghosts/monsters never dangle my feet over the bed in case something tickles/touches them
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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair
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Put my hands together the 'other' way
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When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon
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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.
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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"
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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us
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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped
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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..
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When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.
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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.
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When I'm walking at night, I put up my hood and grin evilly at passing cars so it'll scare the drivers if they see
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.