Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

I laugh easier when im with someone

Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.