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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).
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Kill Jb without getting aressted.
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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.
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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.
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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.
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mentally scolding yourself for thinking something dirty just in case the person you're thinking about can read your thoughts
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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.
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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.
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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.
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Giving my dog a massage.
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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet
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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.
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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.
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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.
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do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet
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Pee in the shower
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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time
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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.
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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear
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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.
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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.
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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed
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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.
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I play video games with the controller under the covers.
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A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.