sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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Sometimes when im sitting in class i start thinking how i would save the whole classroom if someone was to come in with a gun and start shooting.

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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ask my dog questions then realize, she can't talk...

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.