Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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Think about breathing...

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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I pee in the shower. :3

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Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.