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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials
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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.
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Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.
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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first
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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices
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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning
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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.
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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back
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Brake for tail-gaters
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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.
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whale sperm
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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.
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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.
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Every time I see my self in a mirror, I feel like I'm watching someone in a different dimension and make quick movements to see if they mess up.
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Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.
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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q
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In my head, my life is some kind of on-going documentary about my life. Sometimes when I'm alone, I conduct interviews.
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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.
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I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.
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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.
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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...
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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public
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Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.
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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.