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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.
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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.
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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.
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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.
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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views
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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read
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incognito mode on google chrome
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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes
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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.
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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!
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Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.
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When you stop to tie you shoe, you re-tie the other so one isnt tighter than the other.
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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about
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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.
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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.
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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled
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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?
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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.
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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind
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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.
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Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'
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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.
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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.
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when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.