I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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speak proper english

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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I wonder if we're actually just dolls and are being controlled by some little girl in her little doll house ....

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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sometimes i sing and when i do , i make drum sounds with my teeth and you know, all that stuff

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Think you looked good the whole day, then come home and realize you were a hot mess and nobody told you

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When standing on the beach, I try to command the waves to stop.

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When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.