imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

I type a comment here and secretly feel special

Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

Wondering where are famous people and what they are doing at this exact moment.

When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

Whenever you are in a quiet room and are trying to eat a food that is very loud to chew (like chips) you try to chew slowly or alter your chewing style so noone will think your too loud

Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

When bored in class.. I catch eyes with someone across the room and look away fast, then act "cool" for the next 10 minutes because I still think they're looking at me...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.