Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

Doing something really embarrassing in public and thinking "Doesn't matter, I'll never see these people again.".

I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

get caught up in youtube comment arguments

I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep

I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

Fall asleep at night fantasizing about how you wish life situations would play out.

When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

SOMETIMES I SHIT ON MY HAND.... IN THE SHOWER

If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.