I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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When tapping, I always have to do the same pattern of taps, and I feel incomplete if I don't finish the pattern I started.

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Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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play with a laser pointer and pretend its a lightsaber

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When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.

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If someone uses a term thats like, in the know, and they ask if i know what it means, ill act like, of course ido, even if i dont, and then ill go home and look it up.

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When walking on an old looking bridge I try to get off quickly and before anyone else gets on there because all I can think about is it giving way and me falling to my death/being very wet

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wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

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When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.