I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

i see almost everything as a sign

I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse.

While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.

When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

Open the microwave at 1 second left to pretend you're on a bomb squad.

Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.