If I hear a noise, it obviously means there is a monster somewhere in/near my bedroom and the sheets will protect me as long as they cover up to my chin.

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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Open the fridge every 15 minutes, to see if there is anything new to eat.

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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Open the fridge, nothing there, close fridge, open again just to make sure nothing has magically appeared

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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call someone by a siblings name.

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I chew my ice cream.

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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Stalk people on facebook, find out something interesting, and later claim that it 'came up on your newsfeed'.

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.