- Things You Think Only You Do

Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

Inspect the mirrors in store changing rooms in case they are one-way glass. Make faces into mirror as if you know they're back there.

When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! end of special message just for you

Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.