My hoodie/jacket strings HAVE to be equal in length, or I pull them then restretch the hood out to make them even.

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Fill up a glass, drink half, then fill it up again.

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On an one night if I come too fast .je persuade the girl that I have to forget my cellular in my automobile and I get out

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Reading the things people post on here and realising your not as weird as you thought.

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If I read that someone said something a certain way in a book I try to mimic their voice.

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I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle

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i smoke weed all day.

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When I'm in the shower i let the water run off my arms and fingers and pretend I'm a giant god of water sending torrents to the miniature people below.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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When I'm laying in bed, I make sure that my feet are covered and not hanging off the edge so that monsters don't eat them in my sleep.

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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When one of those sad sappy abused dogs commercials comes on, you change the channel really fast to prevent from crying.

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Whenever i wear long sleeves i always hold onto the sleeves with my ring and pinkie fingers.

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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When I walk from one room to the next, I make believe that the room I just left exploded, and that I made it out just in time.

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics

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misread dig bick

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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sometimes, i smell my own farts.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.