Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.