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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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When I'm walking I pretend that I'm staying in the same place and moving the world beneath me.

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

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im going to rape that girl

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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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Look at my poop before flushing

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.