i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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ASMR

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Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.