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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.
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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.
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run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you
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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.
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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny
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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.
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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.
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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different
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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.
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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.
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I have walked into a sliding glass door
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Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."
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I brush my teeth while im in the shower
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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.
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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...
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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.
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Set Fire to the Rain
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I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...
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Use my phone to see what time it is
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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways
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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them
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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.
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wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...
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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.