Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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1.Open the fridge...nothing to eat :/ 2.Open the cabinet...nothing to eat :/ 3.Lower expectations..and then repeat :)

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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Lie in bed and wonder what happens whe you die, get depressed and come on this site for reassurance

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.