grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.