sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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whale sperm

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When I walk from one room to the next, I make believe that the room I just left exploded, and that I made it out just in time.

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i cant fall asleep unless i suck my thumb...

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Think about the things you could do if you had the power to stop the time.

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watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins

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When I'm in a hurry I brush my teeth while peeing because I think it saves time.

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When I see myself in the mirror, I have to make a funny face just to make sure my face still works.

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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I always cry when I pray.

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On a calendar search for the picture on your birthday month

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When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.

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I pass by closed doors quickly and at least as far away as the door seems like it can open, because I always feel like someone's going to burst out, hitting me in the face with the door.

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When i take off my watch before i go to sleep i smell my wrist.

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Say "ow" when I drop something or before I get hurt

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Every time I see my self in a mirror, I feel like I'm watching someone in a different dimension and make quick movements to see if they mess up.

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I never read the Terms of Service. I just click "OK"

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Every time i get a new video game i read the back of the case and the pamphlet the whole ride home

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Sometimes I imagine how everyone would react if I died.

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I actually get stuck watching those rediculous infomercials late at night... Yeah - you're not alone. But no, I don't buy anything either... Lol.

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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make food scream if i chop them up.

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.