That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.