Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.