Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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Your mom

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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sleep with your legs crossed like your meditating.

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"????????? ???? ?????! ??? ?? ???????? UH1 HUEY!!! ??? ?? ???????? ??????? ??????????? ?????, ????????? ?? ??????? ? ??????????????? ???????!!! ?????? ????, ???????????????? ?? ???????, ?? ?????? ??????? ?? ????! ???? ???????????? ???????, ????? ??????? ???? ??? ?????????, ? ??????????? ?????, ??? ????????? ??????? ??????????? ?????!!! ? ??? ?? ????? ???? ??????? ??????????? ??????????. ???????? ????????,???? ????, ??? ??????? ?????? ??? ????? ??? ????? ???? ? ??????. "

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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I can't trill my R's

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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Say what even when u heard someone

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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.