Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.