I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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I can't piss with my shoes on.

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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I stop the microwave at 1 second so that one someone else uses it it beeps

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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If someone uses a term thats like, in the know, and they ask if i know what it means, ill act like, of course ido, even if i dont, and then ill go home and look it up.

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.