Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

I tell inanimate objects what to do.

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

wen on this website go look at the most disliked

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

Make up a song to yourself.

I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.