apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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sleep with your legs crossed like your meditating.

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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listen to madonnas new album

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

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Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.