When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

Like a toy until it breaks.

when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

I avoid closing my eyes in the shower in case ghosts/monsters/zombies get me.

Sometimes i think i've been living a dream life, and one day im really gonna wake up in the middle of 9th grade math class and have to explain why i was sleeping on my desk and jerking off so much.

Open the fridge every 15 minutes, to see if there is anything new to eat.

in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

I light my pubes on fire instead of shaving them because they aren't as itchy that way.

Open the microwave at 1 second left to pretend you're on a bomb squad.

If I read that someone said something a certain way in a book I try to mimic their voice.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.