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Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower
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When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.
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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't
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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)
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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.
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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.
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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree
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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...
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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid
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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).
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Think about breathing...
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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.
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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.
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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them
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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.
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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.
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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.
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Pick your dead skin then eat it.
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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3
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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.
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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"
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Look at my poo before I flush it.
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I pee in the shower. :3
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Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.