When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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I avoid closing my eyes in the shower in case ghosts/monsters/zombies get me.

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Sometimes i think i've been living a dream life, and one day im really gonna wake up in the middle of 9th grade math class and have to explain why i was sleeping on my desk and jerking off so much.

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Open the fridge every 15 minutes, to see if there is anything new to eat.

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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

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I light my pubes on fire instead of shaving them because they aren't as itchy that way.

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Open the microwave at 1 second left to pretend you're on a bomb squad.

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If I read that someone said something a certain way in a book I try to mimic their voice.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.