call someone by a siblings name.

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Play Minecraft

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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im going to RAPEEEE that girl

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.

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I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.