- Things You Think Only You Do

When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

Take baths

Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.