think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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k. everyone

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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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get home from work and masturbate instantly

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Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

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Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.