Sometimes I beat box when I am alone.

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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Go through funny pictures and memes on Facebook, and then accidently miss one and ten when you click to go back you have to go through like 5 more to get back to the one you want.

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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misread dig bick

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Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.