While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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Pee in the shower

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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I read the down voted posts

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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Stick ur thumb between ur first and middle finger without realizing it

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

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I pass by closed doors quickly and at least as far away as the door seems like it can open, because I always feel like someone's going to burst out, hitting me in the face with the door.

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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When I'm at someone else's house, clutter sort of bothers me and it makes me want to clean up. At my own house, it feels really weird if there's a lack of clutter, so I like to keep it that way.

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.