pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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Pee in the shower

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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shag your mom

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.