Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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Tear up when I poop

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.