Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

test how many stares you can scale in one step

I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

Sometimes I imagine what it would look like if I was seeing out of another person's eyes across from where I happen to be.

if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.

Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.

Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

If no one else is home and you have to go to the bathroom, but you're invested in what you're doing on your laptop, you take it with you.

sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.