Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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I'll sing nice and loud in the shower and wonder why I haven't come out with an album yet

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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Say 'WED', 'NES' and 'DAY' slowly in your head when spelling Wednesday.

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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sing like a pro in da shower

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.