When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.