I pass by closed doors quickly and at least as far away as the door seems like it can open, because I always feel like someone's going to burst out, hitting me in the face with the door.

When I'm at someone else's house, clutter sort of bothers me and it makes me want to clean up. At my own house, it feels really weird if there's a lack of clutter, so I like to keep it that way.

I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

Whenever someone is making a speech, I imagine them being taken out by a sniper mid-speech...

chew on the side of my teeth

Like a toy until it breaks.

When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

Text random people saying I'm pregnant

always check thde back seat before starting the car

when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.