My most intimate moments are constantly interrupted by the same thought..."oh, God...what if there is a secret security cam in here...CUT TO: oh God...can my dead grandparents see me now????"

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When looking for something you need, just walk in circles around the house until it appears.

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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fap

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.