When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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Whenever you are in a quiet room and are trying to eat a food that is very loud to chew (like chips) you try to chew slowly or alter your chewing style so noone will think your too loud

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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When bored in class.. I catch eyes with someone across the room and look away fast, then act "cool" for the next 10 minutes because I still think they're looking at me...

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.