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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.
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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.
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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.
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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.
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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.
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I like to say really offensive and/and racist words when I'm on my own and no one can hear me. It just feels good to say things that I'm not allowed to.
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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.
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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.
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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.
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After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.
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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming
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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.
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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.
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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.
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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.
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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.
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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool
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Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.
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I hate being called "buddy".
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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.
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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.
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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol
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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!
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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.