Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

Whenever I'm home alone, I dance and sing along to any commercial.

When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

conundrum.

Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

being super bored at school

dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.