When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

Whenever we watch a movie or stupid educational film in school, I sleep.

Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

Go through funny pictures and memes on Facebook, and then accidently miss one and ten when you click to go back you have to go through like 5 more to get back to the one you want.

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

Be a loner at school

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

when you bleed you suck your own blood

trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.

Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.