I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business

Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.

When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.

When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

I can see a magic eye image

On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

blow nose. look at kleenex.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.