Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.