pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

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I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.