When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I **** with no hands.

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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.