Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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Sometimes I imagine what it would look like if I was seeing out of another person's eyes across from where I happen to be.

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if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.

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Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

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When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

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When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

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I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

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Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

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If no one else is home and you have to go to the bathroom, but you're invested in what you're doing on your laptop, you take it with you.

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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

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On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

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Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.