Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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fap

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.