Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

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Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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I always cry when I pray.

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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Fart at home

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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Ur mum

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.