while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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Absentmindedly rub your stomach while lying down watching or reading.

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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incognito mode on google chrome

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.