sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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In my head, my life is some kind of on-going documentary about my life. Sometimes when I'm alone, I conduct interviews.

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

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When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.