if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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Ur mum

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.