Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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ASMR

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Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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shag your mom

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When I'm scared in the shower sing

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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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When the hero of a movie is drowning I hold my breath to see if I would survive.

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Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.