Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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when i watch tv and it cuts to break, if i hear someone on the tv tell me not to change the chanel, ill say "u cant tell me what to do!" and then ill change it.

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.