Sitting next to a banana called James

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

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Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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Set Fire to the Rain

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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Say what even when u heard someone

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.