Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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Make up a song to yourself.

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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whenever im doing sumthing im not suppose to i feel like everybody knows what im doing

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.