ASMR

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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

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I post morals under every one of my new comments. Moral: Duh, I am moral man ffs! What do you expect! Its awesome! If things go at this phase I will be a celebrity in... hmm... in never!

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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Check your analog watch, wait for it to strike a minute, then look away and try to count 60 seconds out in your head before you look again. However many seconds you were away is your new record.

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When I'm in a hurry I brush my teeth while peeing because I think it saves time.

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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Sometimes I wonder who created words. For instance, who thought to call a fence a fence? It could have been called something completely random like bucxbuw, but it would seem normal to us and fence would seem like jibberish instead.

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.