Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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When nobody's home I blast the stereo and sing as loud as I can.

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I wonder if we're actually just dolls and are being controlled by some little girl in her little doll house ....

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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working out escape routes for each room in your house when you're alone, just in case

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when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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I say my first name every night before I go to sleep because I want it to be the last thing I say before I die.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.