When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

Whenever i wear long sleeves i always hold onto the sleeves with my ring and pinkie fingers.

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

When I sneeze I hold my balls ( only when Im alone)

Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.

Dramatically narrate everything I do in my head as I do it.

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.