Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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Peeing in the shower

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.