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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

When I'm scared in the shower sing

go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

this is a terrible website and i hate you

when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out

I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...

take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

Look at a word and count the letters by 2's - continue counting the letters over and over by 2's until it comes out even at the end of the word.

I stop the microwave at 1 second so that one someone else uses it it beeps

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.