I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

Have to take the phone with you everytime to the bathroom

read on youtube comments with too unlikes

Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

I ejaculate fire and glory

Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.