Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

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I read the down voted posts

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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I hit the frig after sex

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I don't read the terms of service.

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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I like to poo while smoking.

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when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

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When in a public bathroom stall and having to take a number 2 i wait until there is nobody else in there to let it go and also exit the stall.

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

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When I'm about to go to the bathroom, I think of a million things that I have to do and try to do them all before I pee my pants.

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when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out

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I can see a magic eye image

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.