when someone goes underwater in a movie I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived in that situation, I almost died during Finding Nemo

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Not clicking the Facebook 'like' button on "pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud", because it will show up on your profile, and you think other people will think you're strange.

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give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

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When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

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k. everyone

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"

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wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12

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When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

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Tape your dick to your leg to fit into tight pants

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

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I mean Diana Ross.

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.