I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

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Open the microwave at 1 second left to pretend you're on a bomb squad.

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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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Drying yourself after the shower with a towl, wiping your ass dry and beeing scared when you dry other parts of your body you dont use the same part of the towl.

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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I make all the faces on my money face the same way.

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Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.

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When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

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When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

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When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.