stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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Make up a song to yourself.

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before going to a party, i rehearse the conversations i expect to have with the people who will be there (even though those conversations never actually happent)

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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Lie in bed and wonder what happens whe you die, get depressed and come on this site for reassurance

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When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.