After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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When I am listening to my ipod in the car or on a bus, i always remove an earphone to check if i am breathing really loudly.

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

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get home from work and masturbate instantly

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.