Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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Go up stairs two steps at a time. Avoid those stairs forever if there are an odd number and I have to end in a single step.

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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While listening to music, I imagine an insanely huge dance number to go along with it.

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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I act as though I've had movie cameras placed in my eyes and a bunch of people will watch my life as a movie at some point. And so I do a narration voice for them.

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.