Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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Fart at home

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

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I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

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when two pictures look very similar, i go back and forth between them so it looks like they're moving

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.