Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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Whenever I order a lot of food at a fast food place for myself, I order an extra drink just so they think it's for two people.

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.