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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.
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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?
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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...
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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.
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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.
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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.
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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face
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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.
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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.
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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.
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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)
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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first
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I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.
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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.
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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.
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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.
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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.
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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.