DIY LOL
Ad Failure
Funny Exams
I AM DISAPPOINT
Shit Brix
home
Popular
Newest
You Decide
« First
‹ Prev
…
132
133
134
135
136
137
138
139
140
…
Next ›
Last »
I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+12
Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with
thumb_up
thumb_down
-62
I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk
thumb_up
thumb_down
-10
Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-39
Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I
thumb_up
thumb_down
-5
getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me
thumb_up
thumb_down
-106
Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-28
Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly
thumb_up
thumb_down
-17
Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it
thumb_up
thumb_down
-11
I put salt on buttered toast...
thumb_up
thumb_down
+30
when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(
thumb_up
thumb_down
-87
Think a really Fu**ed up thought in your head, and then get mad at your brain for even coming up with it, and finally trying to think really nice thoughts to make up for it.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+73
Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad
thumb_up
thumb_down
-37
When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+39
I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-3
I twist my pubes into little spikes when I pee.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+51
A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-30
I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+2
use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+78
feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner
thumb_up
thumb_down
-55
I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend
thumb_up
thumb_down
-11
Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-113
I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+54
Reading the terms of service :O....
thumb_up
thumb_down
-33
« First
‹ Prev
…
132
133
134
135
136
137
138
139
140
…
Next ›
Last »
Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.