Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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Have a dream with horribly unfortunate events (like having an amputation or being in prison) waking up from said dream and saying something like, "Good thing that was a dream, don't know what I'd do if that was real"

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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I put big spaces in between comments

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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I push the door open with my stomach

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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Peeing in the shower

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.