When laying in bed I put the covers over my head and act like I'm in different places..caves..tent..etc..

Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

Drying yourself after the shower with a towl, wiping your ass dry and beeing scared when you dry other parts of your body you dont use the same part of the towl.

I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

When I'm home alone, I pretend I'm famous, and pretend I'm doing a television or magazine interview, and answer out loud to questions I ask in my head

When I'm in a hurry I brush my teeth while peeing because I think it saves time.

before i go to sleep i must check the front door knob multiple times to make sure its locked

I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

run inside after taking out the trash because a monster might be hiding in the big trash can

When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never did certain things like move to a new house or attended a certain school or college. I wonder if I still would have met the people who are in my life now. I think about If I never met my best friends, people who are like family to me. Then I get really sad because it's something I never want to imagine. Afterwards, I talk to them to cheer myself up.

If I'm in my room and I need to fart, I walk into someone else's room and fart in there so that my room doesn't stink up.

While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

Moral: Damn I clicked on pointless super powers how did I get here! Moral: I wrote the "thing only I do" below :P

Repeat the phrase "you too" after a comment someone makes that does not apply. Bob: happy birthday Jim Jim: you too bob. Awwww sh!t.

Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

"Oh, that was a messed up thought, probably shouldn't think about it again or something worse because---GODDAMN IT."

when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.