Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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I have a phobia of incest

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Think you looked good the whole day, then come home and realize you were a hot mess and nobody told you

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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Realising that there are ASSHOLES posting dumb shit on this site.

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Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.