Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

I want to suck on your penis

I used to eat bath bubbles

Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

I have one friend I always punch in the shoulder at least once when I see him.

Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

k. everyone

avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.