You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

I like to eat the crust on pizzas

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

Make up a song to yourself.

Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

1.Open the fridge...nothing to eat :/ 2.Open the cabinet...nothing to eat :/ 3.Lower expectations..and then repeat :)

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

Open the fridge every 15 minutes, to see if there is anything new to eat.

going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.