i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.

When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

ASMR

Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.

In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.