when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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call someone by a siblings name.

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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Have a dream with horribly unfortunate events (like having an amputation or being in prison) waking up from said dream and saying something like, "Good thing that was a dream, don't know what I'd do if that was real"

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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I put big spaces in between comments

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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I push the door open with my stomach

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.