get really confused

Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

Eat ice by itself

turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

Made after doomsday plans

whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.