Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

Whenever I order a lot of food at a fast food place for myself, I order an extra drink just so they think it's for two people.

I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.