when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.

Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

call someone by a siblings name.

When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.

I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

Have a dream with horribly unfortunate events (like having an amputation or being in prison) waking up from said dream and saying something like, "Good thing that was a dream, don't know what I'd do if that was real"

I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

I put big spaces in between comments

have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

I push the door open with my stomach

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.