Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

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When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

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I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

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Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

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popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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Sometimes when I touch something I have to touch all of the object and with both hands, otherwise I feel incomplete.

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Hate to type Morals under each one of my posts Moral: A small chick in the hand is better than a huge C**K up your ass. I am pretty sure not even women nor homosexuals want birds up there...Then again, I havent searched for anything like that at the intern... they are eating her! And now they are gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (fly stuck on head)

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When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"

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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

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Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

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At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.