Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

mentally scolding yourself for thinking something dirty just in case the person you're thinking about can read your thoughts

I vote thumb dlown the ones that i dong like

invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

I like to watch lava lamps heat up

get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

I refuse to forward chain letters

Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

Every time i get a new video game i read the back of the case and the pamphlet the whole ride home

Open the fridge, nothing there, close fridge, open again just to make sure nothing has magically appeared

When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

when looking for lost keys i return to the place they should be at least 5 times and look there

When you stop to tie you shoe, you re-tie the other so one isnt tighter than the other.

Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...

wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.