Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

I have walked into a sliding glass door

Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."

I brush my teeth while im in the shower

When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

Set Fire to the Rain

I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...

Use my phone to see what time it is

Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.