When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never did certain things like move to a new house or attended a certain school or college. I wonder if I still would have met the people who are in my life now. I think about If I never met my best friends, people who are like family to me. Then I get really sad because it's something I never want to imagine. Afterwards, I talk to them to cheer myself up.

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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Inspect the mirrors in store changing rooms in case they are one-way glass. Make faces into mirror as if you know they're back there.

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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.