Drying yourself after the shower with a towl, wiping your ass dry and beeing scared when you dry other parts of your body you dont use the same part of the towl.

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i take words i just read or said and sing them to the tune of a song

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

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When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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when i have to go down stairs at night, i have to sprint up the stairs in case there are ghosts/monsters never dangle my feet over the bed in case something tickles/touches them

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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fap

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.