I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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get really confused

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I open the shower curtain when I get in the bathroom to make sure no ones there.

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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looking at the bottom when i meet foreigners talking among themselves... dang. no subtitles.

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Think that a movie is shorter after you watch it once or twice

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Am I the only one that thinks of things, and force yourself to not to think about it, then you hear people laugh or go "OHHHH" so you think that you said your thoughts out loud and everyone heard?

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.