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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.
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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger
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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.
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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!
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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet
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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head
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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...
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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.
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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.
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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this
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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares
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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.
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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.
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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.
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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk
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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...
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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."
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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site
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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.
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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say
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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!
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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open
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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.
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Justin Beiber is a woman
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.