ASMR

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if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.