I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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I hate being called "buddy".

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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When I have headphones in, I wonder if my swallowing is extremely loud for everyone else too.

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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.