After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

Picking my nose.

When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.