sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

I Masturbate Daily.

Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

Stuff 13 chips in my mouth when no one is looking, bite 1 chip in half and chew it for 30 seconds when someone is looking.

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

When looking for something you need, just walk in circles around the house until it appears.

I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...

Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

Pee in the shower

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

If I have a black surface I scratch my dandruff onto and make a dandruff galaxy.

when someone says something like 'it's too late' i always start singing 'to apologizeeeeee' even though i think people are annoyed of me always singing along to their sentences and changing the meaning, but i just cannot stop it

Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

Every time I see my self in a mirror, I feel like I'm watching someone in a different dimension and make quick movements to see if they mess up.

play with a knife and pretend to be a master blade wielder

When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.