when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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When I'm walking I pretend that I'm staying in the same place and moving the world beneath me.

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

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im going to rape that girl

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.