When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

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get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

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Breathe.

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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I like to poo while smoking.

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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sometimes if I am going on a flight to another country I will hold a small pocket of air in my mouth before getting on the plane and then I would let it out after we land

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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.