The older I get the more honest I get

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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Do somthing only you do

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

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sit in the shower

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.