Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business

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Make scary faces in the mirror and try to scare myself

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Find yourself alone at a party/gathering of some sort... Pretend to send a text to make people think you're not a loner.

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When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.

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when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times

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R A P E Children

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When I walk into the bathroom and the lid of toilet is closed, I always get slightly nervous to lift it up and see into the toilet. I'm always thinking there'll be something disgusting or scary in there.

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When I see a typo ANYWHERE, I feel compelled to correct it, even if there is no possible way for me to correct it

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Masturbate while waiting for a game to load.

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On an one night if I come too fast .je persuade the girl that I have to forget my cellular in my automobile and I get out

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Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

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Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.

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When I'm walking I pretend that I'm staying in the same place and moving the world beneath me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.