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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.
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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.
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Pull the curtain right to the end so there are no gaps just in case some weirdo at night decides to look in my window.
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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.
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when my parents are gone i shout random stuff
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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.
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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.
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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.
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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone
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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!
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Whenever I'm home alone, I dance and sing along to any commercial.
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hallo
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I pass by closed doors quickly and at least as far away as the door seems like it can open, because I always feel like someone's going to burst out, hitting me in the face with the door.
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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...
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Every time I open a door, I shout out "Alohamora!" and then I open it.
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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.
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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.
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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open
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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website
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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards
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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.
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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.
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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.
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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.