When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

Feels my beard with my tongue.

Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

Post one on this site thinking everyone will love you but then you realize you're the 2,833 person to post on this site and no one will ever see it. If this is still where it was when I posted it, then congratulations! You've read through 300 FUCKING PAGES! (that meant go get a job)

(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

Go through funny pictures and memes on Facebook, and then accidently miss one and ten when you click to go back you have to go through like 5 more to get back to the one you want.

When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.