Open the fridge, nothing there, close fridge, open again just to make sure nothing has magically appeared

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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when looking for lost keys i return to the place they should be at least 5 times and look there

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When you stop to tie you shoe, you re-tie the other so one isnt tighter than the other.

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)

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I fake laugh at peoples jokes when they're not funny to avoid akward moments.

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Sometimes I think the whole world is set up, and I feel like I'm living in some kind of Truman Show. I even sometimes say "I know you're there" to the moon.

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

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Think you looked good the whole day, then come home and realize you were a hot mess and nobody told you

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When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.