Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

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Sometimes when I touch something I have to touch all of the object and with both hands, otherwise I feel incomplete.

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.