Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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Whenever someone is making a speech, I imagine them being taken out by a sniper mid-speech...

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Am I the only one that thinks of things, and force yourself to not to think about it, then you hear people laugh or go "OHHHH" so you think that you said your thoughts out loud and everyone heard?

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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Walking around store and store clerk asks are you finding everything ok..and you reply yes and you...

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Eat ice by itself

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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Have to take the phone with you everytime to the bathroom

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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misread flashlight

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.