I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.