Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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Play Minecraft

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

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misread dig bick

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.

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I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.