Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.