Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.