Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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sing like a pro in da shower

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.