Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

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Whenever I'm home alone, I dance and sing along to any commercial.

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Rub boogers under the arm rest on the couch.

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.