I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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Look an ugly person up and down and try to think of ways that they can improve how they look. ( clothing, hair, and makeup)

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.