standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.