Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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being super bored at shool

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smoke marijuana

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.