"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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Think up a come back three days after it would have been useful.

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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I read the down voted posts

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.