get really confused

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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Eat ice by itself

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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Made after doomsday plans

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.