Open the fridge, nothing there, close fridge, open again just to make sure nothing has magically appeared

When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

when looking for lost keys i return to the place they should be at least 5 times and look there

When you stop to tie you shoe, you re-tie the other so one isnt tighter than the other.

Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...

wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)

I fake laugh at peoples jokes when they're not funny to avoid akward moments.

Sometimes I think the whole world is set up, and I feel like I'm living in some kind of Truman Show. I even sometimes say "I know you're there" to the moon.

Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

Think you looked good the whole day, then come home and realize you were a hot mess and nobody told you

When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.