grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.