Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)

Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

I masturbate with sandpaper

I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

Picking my nose.

When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.