When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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When bored in class.. I catch eyes with someone across the room and look away fast, then act "cool" for the next 10 minutes because I still think they're looking at me...

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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When looking for something you need, just walk in circles around the house until it appears.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.