eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.