google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.

get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

I read the down voted posts

When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

Make hand gestures when talking on phone

When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you

when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

Handing something to a friend or someone and all you can think is "...I've fapped with that hand. And they know I have" even though you clean up after you feel like your jizz is gonna be on what you gave them and theyll find out amd think you're disgusting.

Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.