Set Fire to the Rain

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

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Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.