Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

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popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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Sometimes when I touch something I have to touch all of the object and with both hands, otherwise I feel incomplete.

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Hate to type Morals under each one of my posts Moral: A small chick in the hand is better than a huge C**K up your ass. I am pretty sure not even women nor homosexuals want birds up there...Then again, I havent searched for anything like that at the intern... they are eating her! And now they are gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (fly stuck on head)

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When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"

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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

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Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

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At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business

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Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

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When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.

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When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.

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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

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When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

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Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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I can see a magic eye image

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.