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On a calendar search for the picture on your birthday month
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When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.
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I pass by closed doors quickly and at least as far away as the door seems like it can open, because I always feel like someone's going to burst out, hitting me in the face with the door.
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When i take off my watch before i go to sleep i smell my wrist.
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Say "ow" when I drop something or before I get hurt
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Every time I see my self in a mirror, I feel like I'm watching someone in a different dimension and make quick movements to see if they mess up.
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I never read the Terms of Service. I just click "OK"
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Every time i get a new video game i read the back of the case and the pamphlet the whole ride home
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Sometimes I imagine how everyone would react if I died.
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I actually get stuck watching those rediculous infomercials late at night... Yeah - you're not alone. But no, I don't buy anything either... Lol.
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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls
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make food scream if i chop them up.
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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section
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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
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I scratch and sniff.
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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp
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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.
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When I'm listening to my ipod on a road trip I look out the window longingly and pretend to be in a music video
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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.
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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"
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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.
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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.
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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.
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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.