When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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Sometimes I toot.

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.