I pass by closed doors quickly and at least as far away as the door seems like it can open, because I always feel like someone's going to burst out, hitting me in the face with the door.

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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Every time I open a door, I shout out "Alohamora!" and then I open it.

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.