I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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I daydream about what would happen if my phone rang in public and I had a ringtone of a cool song and what people think about the song and if they think I'm cool for it, or if they see some sort of symbolic meaning in the song. I do this while pacing around my room listening to the song. I think about what people I know would think about certain lyrics in the song. I do this all the time.

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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I act as though I've had movie cameras placed in my eyes and a bunch of people will watch my life as a movie at some point. And so I do a narration voice for them.

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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When I sneeze I hold my balls ( only when Im alone)

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wonder who wrote these things

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.