pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.

Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

Tap different rythyms with my fingers and keep doing it over and over until the rythym ends on the last finger

pee when you are dreaming haha lol

Run back into your room when your microwaving something

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.