You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

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Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.