in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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I cant ride a bike

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.