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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth
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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it
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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.
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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.
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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.
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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.
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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin
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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.
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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.
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Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering
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fap
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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I really like taking shits.
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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.
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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge
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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.
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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.
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I lift my butt when I'm farting
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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.
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masturbate quietly in my room.
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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.
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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.