If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.