Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

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I always think I have special powers

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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I really like taking shits.

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

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Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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When I'm at someone else's house, clutter sort of bothers me and it makes me want to clean up. At my own house, it feels really weird if there's a lack of clutter, so I like to keep it that way.

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If I see a shriveled, dried leaf while walking along the sidewalk I am compelled to step on it and make it crunch.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.