Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

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Look at a word and count the letters by 2's - continue counting the letters over and over by 2's until it comes out even at the end of the word.

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

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when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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shag your mom

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I read the down voted posts

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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.