When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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call someone by a siblings name.

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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Look at my poop before flushing

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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Sometimes I toot.

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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sit in the shower

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.