I sleep in my underpants every single night

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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Stuff 13 chips in my mouth when no one is looking, bite 1 chip in half and chew it for 30 seconds when someone is looking.

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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Make up a song to yourself.

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

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When I'm listening to my ipod on a road trip I look out the window longingly and pretend to be in a music video

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reading the back of the cereal box when eating cereal

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Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.