when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.

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I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

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Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

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When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

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This song will not come out of my head!

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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Vote for the other guy

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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RAPE CHILDREN

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Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.