Set Fire to the Rain

Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

Love feet. like LOVE feet.

only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.