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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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I hate being called "buddy".

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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When I have headphones in, I wonder if my swallowing is extremely loud for everyone else too.

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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.