When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

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dont turn my fan up so high cause i think its going to fall and slice me to bits -jesse

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I chew my ice cream.

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.