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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.
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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.
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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.
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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'
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Pretending you're in a tribute band when you listen to a song.
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I refuse to forward chain letters
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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.
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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.
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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.
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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that
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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose
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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?
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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie
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i randomly grab my boobs when i'm home alone. like, all the time.
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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on
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When laying in bed I put the covers over my head and act like I'm in different places..caves..tent..etc..
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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.
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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.
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Pee in the shower.
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Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".
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while talking about someone, immediately fear they are somehow listening
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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.
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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.
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I constantly talk to myself.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.