Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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Do somthing only you do

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

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sit in the shower

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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I like to say really offensive and/and racist words when I'm on my own and no one can hear me. It just feels good to say things that I'm not allowed to.

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

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After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.