Videotape my mother in the shower.

If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

Post one on this site thinking everyone will love you but then you realize you're the 2,833 person to post on this site and no one will ever see it. If this is still where it was when I posted it, then congratulations! You've read through 300 FUCKING PAGES! (that meant go get a job)

Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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I masturbate with sandpaper

I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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