Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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chew on the side of my teeth

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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I read the down voted posts

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.