I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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When I'm home alone, I pretend I'm famous, and pretend I'm doing a television or magazine interview, and answer out loud to questions I ask in my head

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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Checking your phone for a text when you know you don't have one. Matt

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when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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conundrum.

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When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.