Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

Always coming up with a really great comeback in my head 5 seconds too late. And then playing out what would have happened if I had said it.

Find something you dislike about your face/body and instantly compare it with every person you meet from then on

suck my own penis

When I'm about to go to the bathroom, I think of a million things that I have to do and try to do them all before I pee my pants.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.