I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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Think about things I should be doing with my life.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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Turn on Fox News and wonder if I'm watching a bad comedy routine or news reporting.

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Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

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Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

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When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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being super bored at school

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.

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you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.