1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

Doing something really embarrassing in public and thinking "Doesn't matter, I'll never see these people again.".

I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

get caught up in youtube comment arguments

Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

mentally scolding yourself for thinking something dirty just in case the person you're thinking about can read your thoughts

Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

Vote for the other guy

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.