Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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Make up a song to yourself.

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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1.Open the fridge...nothing to eat :/ 2.Open the cabinet...nothing to eat :/ 3.Lower expectations..and then repeat :)

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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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I meow when my cat meows.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.