Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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I masturbate evenly with both hands so that my penis doesn't become crooked.

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.