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Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.
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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone
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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3
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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day
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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.
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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.
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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .
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I avoid closing my eyes in the shower in case ghosts/monsters/zombies get me.
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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...
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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O
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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv
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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose
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Fear that the CIA is secretly wathing you.
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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now
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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.
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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype
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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.
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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.
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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol
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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush
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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength
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When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands
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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!
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i would air drum even if theres no music playing
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.