listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.