Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

Get that shiver when you're peeing.

Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

Go for a 10 mile run.

i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

Justin Beiber is a woman

Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

I masturbate evenly with both hands so that my penis doesn't become crooked.

no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle

When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

When I have a really good dream, and I wake up and realize it was a dream, I try to fall back asleep and re-visit the dream.

Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

When I'm scared in the shower sing

Sometimes I think and feel that I am the most voted man on Horsehead Network, I got no idea why. Moral the friendly r*pist: I dnt know what that means though... Or do I? ;)

Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

hate Justin Bieber

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.