Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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blow nose. look at kleenex.

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I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

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Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos

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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

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Every time i get a new video game i read the back of the case and the pamphlet the whole ride home

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.