the power to regenerate your appendix

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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"Oh, that was a messed up thought, probably shouldn't think about it again or something worse because---GODDAMN IT."

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think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

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When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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play with a laser pointer and pretend its a lightsaber

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When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

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When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.

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When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

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If no one else is home and you have to go to the bathroom, but you're invested in what you're doing on your laptop, you take it with you.

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I give my own posts a thumbs up whenever I have the option and I know that it's anonymous.

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wonder if there are secret cameras watching my every move...

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when im losing an argument, ill start singing my responses

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Having small fingers and, regardless, still unable to click on the right thing when on the internet with a touch screen phone.

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Mentally preparing yourself to step on a crunchy-looking leaf, only to discover it is in fact soggy, soft and unsatisfactory.

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.