I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.

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I was the real Stig...

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Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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wonder who wrote these things

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clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.