google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.

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get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

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I read the down voted posts

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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Handing something to a friend or someone and all you can think is "...I've fapped with that hand. And they know I have" even though you clean up after you feel like your jizz is gonna be on what you gave them and theyll find out amd think you're disgusting.

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.