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Sitting down in the shower
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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.
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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.
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Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.
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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.
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pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.
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Say what even when u heard someone
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Courtesy flush.
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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike
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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)
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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.
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when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.
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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.
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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.
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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.
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sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video
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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.
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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.
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In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.
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Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.
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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.
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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?
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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!
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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.