I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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Sitting down in the shower

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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hate Justin Bieber

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.