Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

I wonder if we're actually just dolls and are being controlled by some little girl in her little doll house ....

Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times

After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,

I say my first name every night before I go to sleep because I want it to be the last thing I say before I die.

Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

I hate being called "buddy".

Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

When one of those sad sappy abused dogs commercials comes on, you change the channel really fast to prevent from crying.

I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

Make hand gestures when talking on phone

bounce when your tip toeing.

When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.