I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...

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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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close the fridge door really slowly just so you can see the light turn off

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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If I have a black surface I scratch my dandruff onto and make a dandruff galaxy.

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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Pee in the shower

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Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

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I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

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incognito mode on google chrome

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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Pull the curtain right to the end so there are no gaps just in case some weirdo at night decides to look in my window.

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.