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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.
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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche
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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O
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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.
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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.
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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me
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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.
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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.
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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good
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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around
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i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.
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Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!
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I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.
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When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John
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incognito mode on google chrome
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seeing small spots in your eye (dust probably) and then chasing them with your eye trying to catch them
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Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"
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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?
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When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement
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always check thde back seat before starting the car
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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen
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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.
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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend
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sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol
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