Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.