pull out a flies wings and let it go

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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When one of those sad sappy abused dogs commercials comes on, you change the channel really fast to prevent from crying.

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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I get mad at characters on tv and i shoot the screen with my Nerf gun

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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."

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Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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I read the down voted posts

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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I hit the frig after sex

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.