Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

When I'm scared in the shower sing

I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming

I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

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I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

I was the real Stig...

Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

Checking your phone for a text when you know you don't have one. Matt

draw the sun at the corner of the page

When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.

Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.