Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

I have never watched Star Wars.

When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

misread flashlight

feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

Pick your dead skin then eat it.

Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.