Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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I eat ass

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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sing like a pro in da shower

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.