Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

I say my first name every night before I go to sleep because I want it to be the last thing I say before I die.

right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

I stay vigilant while i shower in case killer/zombies come into my house..

When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

Smoking in the shower.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.