standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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Smiling like an Idiot when you get a cute text

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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Take baths

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.