I sleep in my underpants every single night

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

Stuff 13 chips in my mouth when no one is looking, bite 1 chip in half and chew it for 30 seconds when someone is looking.

Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

Make up a song to yourself.

Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

When I'm listening to my ipod on a road trip I look out the window longingly and pretend to be in a music video

reading the back of the cereal box when eating cereal

Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.