when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.

tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

I really like taking shits.

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.