Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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Look at my poop before flushing

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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get bored so I fist myself for money

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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.