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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.
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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.
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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.
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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.
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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool
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Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.
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I hate being called "buddy".
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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.
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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.
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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol
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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!
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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.
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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things
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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it
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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video
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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!
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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.
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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.
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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.
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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.
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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.
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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.
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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.