When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

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Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

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Whenever we watch a movie or stupid educational film in school, I sleep.

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I am a BIG TIME movie talker. I always ask questions that people obviously don’t know the answer to like, “Where is he going?” “I thought they were friends?” “Wait.. Is she mad?” “Is that guy the killer?” Although people seem to tolerate me, I do promise that it is completely on accident. I don’t even realize I do it. –Ikka.

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.

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get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

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I read the down voted posts

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.