Am I the only one that thinks of things, and force yourself to not to think about it, then you hear people laugh or go "OHHHH" so you think that you said your thoughts out loud and everyone heard?

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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smoke marijuana

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.