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Hate to type Morals under each one of my posts Moral: A small chick in the hand is better than a huge C**K up your ass. I am pretty sure not even women nor homosexuals want birds up there...Then again, I havent searched for anything like that at the intern... they are eating her! And now they are gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (fly stuck on head)
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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)
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Say 'WED', 'NES' and 'DAY' slowly in your head when spelling Wednesday.
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Drinking and dialing people I dated.
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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.
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I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.
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When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D
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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.
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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.
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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.
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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.
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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out
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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa
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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.
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When I'm at someone else's house, clutter sort of bothers me and it makes me want to clean up. At my own house, it feels really weird if there's a lack of clutter, so I like to keep it that way.
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Wonder why there are sites like this.
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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.
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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.
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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was
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Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...
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Math tests-doing all the work for a problem only to find out my answer is not any of the multiple choices.
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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.