brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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Every time i get a new video game i read the back of the case and the pamphlet the whole ride home

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

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When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.