Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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Squeezing my cat's face back so it looks Chinese.

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Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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Before I go to bed I have to put one of my hands between my knees in order to warm up and get comfy.

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Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

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When I'm at someone else's house, clutter sort of bothers me and it makes me want to clean up. At my own house, it feels really weird if there's a lack of clutter, so I like to keep it that way.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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I click my teeth to music

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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Hate to type Morals under each one of my posts Moral: A small chick in the hand is better than a huge C**K up your ass. I am pretty sure not even women nor homosexuals want birds up there...Then again, I havent searched for anything like that at the intern... they are eating her! And now they are gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (fly stuck on head)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.