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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better
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Breathe.
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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.
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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !
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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted
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think something you shouldn't, then stop thinking it, because someone might read your mind
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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die
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When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet
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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...
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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)
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I vote thumb dlown the ones that i dong like
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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.
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if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.
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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises
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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...
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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions
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I push the door open with my stomach
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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.
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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.
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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.
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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.
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Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)
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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.
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Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.