Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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instinctively thumb down long posts without reading them.

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Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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I have a phobia of incest

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Think you looked good the whole day, then come home and realize you were a hot mess and nobody told you

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Realising that there are ASSHOLES posting dumb shit on this site.

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.