Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

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feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.