when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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speak proper english

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Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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Math tests-doing all the work for a problem only to find out my answer is not any of the multiple choices.

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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I have one friend I always punch in the shoulder at least once when I see him.

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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When I'm about to go to the bathroom, I think of a million things that I have to do and try to do them all before I pee my pants.

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I can't brush my teeth and rinse in the sink right after I flush the toilet, for fear of it being connected somehow, and rinsing with my own piss.

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suck my own penis

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Eat something to pass the time while I wait for my food in the microwave to be cooked.

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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When nobody's home I blast the stereo and sing as loud as I can.

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.