I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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I poop on the side of my house in the morning so I do not have to make noise then come back in.

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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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Sometimes, I skim through the Terms of Service just to make sure I'm not selling my soul or promising my first-born.

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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Think that a movie is shorter after you watch it once or twice

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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Turning on the TV for background noise when I'm on my computer.

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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Know all the lyrics to a song but then realize you never actually "listened" to the song to see what it's about

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.