clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

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Know all the lyrics to a song but then realize you never actually "listened" to the song to see what it's about

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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The longer it takes me to find the light switch in the dark the more frantic and terrified I become.

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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Whenever i wear long sleeves i always hold onto the sleeves with my ring and pinkie fingers.

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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

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Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.