wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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saying long strings of unconnected words in your head and wondering if you just said something that noone else ever has

feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

Spend way too much time on this website cause it makes you feel normal

Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out

outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.