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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.
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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.
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I get mad at characters on tv and i shoot the screen with my Nerf gun
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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.
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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.
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I sleep in my underpants every single night
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I sleep in my underpants every single night
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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.
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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"
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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.
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I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.
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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped
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Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.
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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.
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wonder if there are secret cameras watching my every move...
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I apologize, when i bump against things.
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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already
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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.
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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.
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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.
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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.
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Pee in the shower
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Have a dream with horribly unfortunate events (like having an amputation or being in prison) waking up from said dream and saying something like, "Good thing that was a dream, don't know what I'd do if that was real"
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Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.