Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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I never feel bored

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.