I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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The older I get the more honest I get

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Go through funny pictures and memes on Facebook, and then accidently miss one and ten when you click to go back you have to go through like 5 more to get back to the one you want.

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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Lie in bed and wonder what happens whe you die, get depressed and come on this site for reassurance

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.