Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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Say "ow" when I drop something or before I get hurt

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I hold my breath in elevators

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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Whenever I'm home alone, I dance and sing along to any commercial.

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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Look at a word and count the letters by 2's - continue counting the letters over and over by 2's until it comes out even at the end of the word.

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when you bleed you suck your own blood

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.