the power to regenerate your appendix

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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When I'm at someone else's house, clutter sort of bothers me and it makes me want to clean up. At my own house, it feels really weird if there's a lack of clutter, so I like to keep it that way.

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Wonder why there are sites like this.

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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Have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum.

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Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

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Math tests-doing all the work for a problem only to find out my answer is not any of the multiple choices.

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

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When standing on the beach, I try to command the waves to stop.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.