sometimes, i smell my own farts.

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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before i go to sleep i must check the front door knob multiple times to make sure its locked

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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wonder who wrote these things

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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ask my dog questions then realize, she can't talk...

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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Always fantasize about grabbing a cop's gun from his holster. Just because I am pretty sure I could.

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Have to take the phone with you everytime to the bathroom

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.