I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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I think about other women when having sex

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.