Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

when i watch tv and it cuts to break, if i hear someone on the tv tell me not to change the chanel, ill say "u cant tell me what to do!" and then ill change it.

Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)

im going to kill that person and get away with it

when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

Think that a movie is shorter after you watch it once or twice

I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.