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Repeat the phrase "you too" after a comment someone makes that does not apply. Bob: happy birthday Jim Jim: you too bob. Awwww sh!t.
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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.
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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand
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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.
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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.
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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.
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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.
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Still record on VHS tapes.
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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.
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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.
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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.
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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.
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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype
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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.
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I try to move inanimate objects/set things on fire/control the elements with my mind.
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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?
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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.
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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo
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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.
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I masturbate with sandpaper
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Take off the ends of the banana (
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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.
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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)
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I like to eat the crust on pizzas
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.