i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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fap

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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Pee in my work garbage can.

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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Pee sitting down so I dont have to aim

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

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Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

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Sometimes I imagine how everyone would react if I died.

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wipe your hands on your pants

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lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

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to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it

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Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.

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Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.

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When I poop I pretend to make my wiener talk.

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Look at a word long enough to not seem like a word anymore, then sounding weird.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.