always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

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looking at the bottom when i meet foreigners talking among themselves... dang. no subtitles.

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

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Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

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humiliating little girls

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

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i cant fall asleep unless i suck my thumb...

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Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.