1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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Doing something really embarrassing in public and thinking "Doesn't matter, I'll never see these people again.".

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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mentally scolding yourself for thinking something dirty just in case the person you're thinking about can read your thoughts

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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Vote for the other guy

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.