do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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Mayada stupid

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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Sometimes I toot.

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.