I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

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I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

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When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

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Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

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Tape your dick to your leg to fit into tight pants

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.