when you bleed you suck your own blood

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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I have an irrational fear of sloths

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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Math tests-doing all the work for a problem only to find out my answer is not any of the multiple choices.

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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i masturbate with my feet

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.