When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc

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I walk into a room and forget why I'm in there.

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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On an one night if I come too fast .je persuade the girl that I have to forget my cellular in my automobile and I get out

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Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

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Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

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I always think I have special powers

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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I really like taking shits.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.