thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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While waiting on someone I check my phone and if there is no new message I just read old ones, just to be occupied and don't look stupid or lost

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Answering questions that weren't directed at me, then awkwardly playing it off like they were talking to you.

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When I am listening to my ipod in the car or on a bus, i always remove an earphone to check if i am breathing really loudly.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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Look at a word and count the letters by 2's - continue counting the letters over and over by 2's until it comes out even at the end of the word.

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When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

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Whenever I'm home alone, I dance and sing along to any commercial.

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Rub boogers under the arm rest on the couch.

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.