sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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I masturbate evenly with both hands so that my penis doesn't become crooked.

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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sometimes, i smell my own farts.

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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before i go to sleep i must check the front door knob multiple times to make sure its locked

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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ask my dog questions then realize, she can't talk...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.