I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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blink

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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Every time I switch pages on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com, I always end up reading If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there.

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.