When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

I mean Diana Ross.

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

I Masturbate Daily.

Get turned on lookin at my own butt

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

Put my hands together the 'other' way

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.