Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

Say "ow" when I drop something or before I get hurt

I hold my breath in elevators

stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

Try stick to something but fail in the end

Whenever I'm home alone, I dance and sing along to any commercial.

My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

Look at a word and count the letters by 2's - continue counting the letters over and over by 2's until it comes out even at the end of the word.

when you bleed you suck your own blood

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.