Get turned on lookin at my own butt

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

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when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

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I translate (parts of) songs into different languages in my head. I try to do it as good as possible.

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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only read the short jokes on this website

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I gotta get down of Friday

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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While listening to songs, your always thinking of a situation to go along with it.

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

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take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.