Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

Pee in the shower

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

the power to regenerate your appendix

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.