When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

Pour cereal. Realize there is no milk. You really want cereal so you try it with water. Realize that was a bad idea.

when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

Run faster down hotel corridors.

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.