When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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Pour cereal. Realize there is no milk. You really want cereal so you try it with water. Realize that was a bad idea.

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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.