when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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hate Justin Bieber

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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I don't read the terms of service.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.