Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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Every time I open a door, I shout out "Alohamora!" and then I open it.

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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I mean Diana Ross.

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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I gotta get down of Friday

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.