sometimes, i smell my own farts.

Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

before i go to sleep i must check the front door knob multiple times to make sure its locked

When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

wonder who wrote these things

sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

ask my dog questions then realize, she can't talk...

I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

Always fantasize about grabbing a cop's gun from his holster. Just because I am pretty sure I could.

Have to take the phone with you everytime to the bathroom

in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.