Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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When you get out of the shower and you're too lazy to get dressed, so you just hang around in a towel.

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

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This song will not come out of my head!

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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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I vote thumb dlown the ones that i dong like

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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wipe your hands on your pants

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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I scratch the scabs on my head whenever im bored

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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I try to move inanimate objects/set things on fire/control the elements with my mind.

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.