Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.