Think up a come back three days after it would have been useful.

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Whenever someone is making a speech, I imagine them being taken out by a sniper mid-speech...

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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Open the fridge every 15 minutes, to see if there is anything new to eat.

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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When the hero of a movie is drowning I hold my breath to see if I would survive.

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When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.

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Know all the lyrics to a song but then realize you never actually "listened" to the song to see what it's about

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I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.

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Post on this website, then give yourself the first thumbs up to kick-start your success.

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When no one's at home, the house turns into an action movie set. Going to my room turns into sprinting up the stairs and purposely stumbling to give the effect that bombs are going off. And always make it to the room in time to hop on the last helicopter out of the jungle.

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While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.

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Sex scene comes on TV while you are watching with your parents... Try to act normal... Fail.

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when i am in a long car ride i look out the window and imagine im in a sad music video

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You pause while walking around your house when you're home alone because you think you heard a noise, but then realize it was just you walking.

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When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc

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I walk into a room and forget why I'm in there.

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.