I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...

When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

close the fridge door really slowly just so you can see the light turn off

I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

If I have a black surface I scratch my dandruff onto and make a dandruff galaxy.

Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

Pee in the shower

Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

incognito mode on google chrome

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

Pull the curtain right to the end so there are no gaps just in case some weirdo at night decides to look in my window.

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.