Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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On an one night if I come too fast .je persuade the girl that I have to forget my cellular in my automobile and I get out

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

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Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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I masturbate evenly with both hands so that my penis doesn't become crooked.

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.