setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

Smelling food to see if its spicy.

even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

Ur mum

When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

When walking on an old looking bridge I try to get off quickly and before anyone else gets on there because all I can think about is it giving way and me falling to my death/being very wet

I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

the power to regenerate your appendix

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

"Oh, that was a messed up thought, probably shouldn't think about it again or something worse because---GODDAMN IT."

think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.