When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Stalk people on facebook, find out something interesting, and later claim that it 'came up on your newsfeed'.

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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when two pictures look very similar, i go back and forth between them so it looks like they're moving

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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Pretend that when you are in the shower, the shower head is a giant machine gun, that takes thousands of men to operate, and that you were an extremely large person and you catch ALL of the bullets in your mouth, spitting them at the shower head while at the same time turning off the water as if they all died, and the small drips that continue to drop out were the dead soldires' blood.....-dillon

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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Pee in the shower

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

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When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.

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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

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I wish I was born again, but I had all of the knowledge I have now.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.