Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

Love feet. like LOVE feet.

only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

I chew around the center of carrots.

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

Playing with your phone or remote throwinng it up and down until it hits your face

I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

Think the "D" in the Disney logo was actually a "G", and realized that thought process at an age to embarassing to divulge to complete strangers on the internet.

When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.