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I **** with no hands.
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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.
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even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep
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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".
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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.
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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)
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pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words
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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.
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I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...
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Look at my poo before I flush it.
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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)
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I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly
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When I'm in a hurry I brush my teeth while peeing because I think it saves time.
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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt
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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.
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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4
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Go for a 10 mile run.
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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.
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Try and accomplish something before the timer on the microwave beeps :)
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test how many stares you can scale in one step
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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(
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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.
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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me
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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.
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