- Things You Think Only You Do

Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

When i need to poop i place toilet paper over the water so it doesn't splash up and hit my rectum.

Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

If there's leaves on the ground and the wind picks it up and makes like swirls I put my arms out to make it seem I'm controlling the swirls.

Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)

I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.