Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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ASMR

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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shag your mom

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.