Peeing in the shower

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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After hearing a song, you think, oh i have never heard of that before, and then you start hearing it every single day....

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Try to pet your cat with your foot.

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.