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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

sit in the shower

Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

I lift my butt when I'm farting

try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.