Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

pee when you are dreaming haha lol

While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

Picking my nose.

Love feet. like LOVE feet.

Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.