On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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I really like taking shits.

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On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

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Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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Gotta sleep with a fan.

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.

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When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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Open the microwave at 1 second left to pretend you're on a bomb squad.

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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.