When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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Talk to my cat.

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I avoid closing my eyes in the shower in case ghosts/monsters/zombies get me.

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

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When one of those sad sappy abused dogs commercials comes on, you change the channel really fast to prevent from crying.

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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On an one night if I come too fast .je persuade the girl that I have to forget my cellular in my automobile and I get out

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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The longer it takes me to find the light switch in the dark the more frantic and terrified I become.

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.