when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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When standing on the beach, I try to command the waves to stop.

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.