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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)
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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.
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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.
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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line
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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.
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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.
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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.
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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap
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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"
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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you
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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile
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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs
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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open
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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.
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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.
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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.
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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.
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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"
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look at bins as i walk past them
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Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer
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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.
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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.