If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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Look at a word and count the letters by 2's - continue counting the letters over and over by 2's until it comes out even at the end of the word.

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When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

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Whenever I'm home alone, I dance and sing along to any commercial.

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Rub boogers under the arm rest on the couch.

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.