Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

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pick your nose and eat it

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.

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I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me

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If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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When I masturbate I trade hands often in fear that my penis may become crooked.

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losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.