Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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Picking my nose.

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.