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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.
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Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!
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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"
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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site
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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.
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Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up
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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.
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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.
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I can only play a piano with my right hand
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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.
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When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before
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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home
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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!
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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.
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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.
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Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie)
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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.
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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't
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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.
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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.
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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)
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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.
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Open the fridge every 15 minutes, to see if there is anything new to eat.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.