I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me

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If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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When I masturbate I trade hands often in fear that my penis may become crooked.

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losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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working out escape routes for each room in your house when you're alone, just in case

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

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hallo

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put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.