- Things You Think Only You Do

I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

-15

When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

-22

I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

-81

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

-37

Sometimes when im sitting in class i start thinking how i would save the whole classroom if someone was to come in with a gun and start shooting.

+98

I have autofocus in my eyes.

-66

ask my dog questions then realize, she can't talk...

+52

look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

-41

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

+2

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

-53

I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

-2

Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

-35

Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

-53

I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

-8

Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

-46

Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

-51

When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

-27

When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

-47

Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

+7

Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

-67

Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

+13

Use my phone to see what time it is

Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

Sometimes when im sitting in class i start thinking how i would save the whole classroom if someone was to come in with a gun and start shooting.

I have autofocus in my eyes.

ask my dog questions then realize, she can't talk...

look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

Things You Think Only You Do