I eat ass

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

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Think about what you're going to tell your kids about your childhood when you grow-up.

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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wonder who wrote these things

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when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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whenever im doing sumthing im not suppose to i feel like everybody knows what im doing

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet

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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.