Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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I wonder if we're actually just dolls and are being controlled by some little girl in her little doll house ....

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,

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I say my first name every night before I go to sleep because I want it to be the last thing I say before I die.

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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I hate being called "buddy".

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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When one of those sad sappy abused dogs commercials comes on, you change the channel really fast to prevent from crying.

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.