I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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wonder if there are secret cameras watching my every move...

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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Pee in the shower

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Have a dream with horribly unfortunate events (like having an amputation or being in prison) waking up from said dream and saying something like, "Good thing that was a dream, don't know what I'd do if that was real"

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Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

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I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

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When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.