- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometimes I imagine what it would look like if I was seeing out of another person's eyes across from where I happen to be.

Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.

A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics

when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.

Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...

Cough and shift my feet a lot when someone comes into the public bathroom so they know someone is in the stall and won't walk in on me.

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

wonder if there are secret cameras watching my every move...

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

Abuse your pet when nobody's looking

Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

Put toilet paper in the toilet before i poop so the water dosent splash

When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

Sometimes I think and feel that I am the most voted man on Horsehead Network, I got no idea why. Moral the friendly r*pist: I dnt know what that means though... Or do I? ;)

make south park refferences every day

Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.