Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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My parents are annoying.

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.