Make up a song to yourself.

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing us.

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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I piss in the bed every night

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.