Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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make south park refferences every day

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.