When i am bored i go on the internet and i dont know what to do but as soon as i turn off my computer i come up with lots of fun things i could have done

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

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I can't piss with my shoes on.

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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I push the door open with my stomach

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

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I was the real Stig...

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.