Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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Whenever you are in a quiet room and are trying to eat a food that is very loud to chew (like chips) you try to chew slowly or alter your chewing style so noone will think your too loud

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My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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Post one on this site thinking everyone will love you but then you realize you're the 2,833 person to post on this site and no one will ever see it. If this is still where it was when I posted it, then congratulations! You've read through 300 FUCKING PAGES! (that meant go get a job)

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When I'm walking I pretend that I'm staying in the same place and moving the world beneath me.

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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

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When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.