I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

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make food scream if i chop them up.

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I get mad at characters on tv and i shoot the screen with my Nerf gun

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imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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While waiting on someone I check my phone and if there is no new message I just read old ones, just to be occupied and don't look stupid or lost

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

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Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.