like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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eat the salt from the bottom of the pretzel bag

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When I'm home alone, I pretend I'm famous, and pretend I'm doing a television or magazine interview, and answer out loud to questions I ask in my head

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when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

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When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.