HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

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While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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Pee in the shower

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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Think a really Fu**ed up thought in your head, and then get mad at your brain for even coming up with it, and finally trying to think really nice thoughts to make up for it.

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When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.