Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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speak proper english

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.