Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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Lie in bed and wonder what happens whe you die, get depressed and come on this site for reassurance

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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I always cry when I pray.

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I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

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At the gym, I always try to do 5 pounds more than the previous person.

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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Fall asleep at night fantasizing about how you wish life situations would play out.

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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I have an irrational fear of sloths

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.