Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

Always think good thoughts before I go to bed so that I have good dreams

realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

SOMETIMES I SHIT ON MY HAND.... IN THE SHOWER

When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

Fall asleep at night fantasizing about how you wish life situations would play out.

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

Run faster down hotel corridors.

Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.