smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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Having gay sex

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

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Poo really loud

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.