sing like a pro in da shower

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

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I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.

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If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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Receiving or finding something cool in your dream, then waking up thinking you have it and realize you don't.

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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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When i am bored i go on the internet and i dont know what to do but as soon as i turn off my computer i come up with lots of fun things i could have done

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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whenever I see those commercials where there is two people talking to each other but they constantly look at me it really irritates me

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when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.