whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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Whenever we watch a movie or stupid educational film in school, I sleep.

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.