Put my hands together the 'other' way

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never did certain things like move to a new house or attended a certain school or college. I wonder if I still would have met the people who are in my life now. I think about If I never met my best friends, people who are like family to me. Then I get really sad because it's something I never want to imagine. Afterwards, I talk to them to cheer myself up.

Think you looked good the whole day, then come home and realize you were a hot mess and nobody told you

When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

check shower for murder then pee

worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.