I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.