I hate being called "buddy".

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Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

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when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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I control water in the shower.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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wipe your hands on your pants

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Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.