My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

shag your mom

I read the down voted posts

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

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When I'm home alone I open random doors to make sure nobodys there

Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.