cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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I hit the frig after sex

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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misread flashlight

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

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When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.