Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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Peeing in the shower

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

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When I see a typo ANYWHERE, I feel compelled to correct it, even if there is no possible way for me to correct it

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If I'm in my room and I need to fart, I walk into someone else's room and fart in there so that my room doesn't stink up.

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing us.

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this is a terrible website and i hate you

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I post morals under every one of my new comments. Moral: Duh, I am moral man ffs! What do you expect! Its awesome! If things go at this phase I will be a celebrity in... hmm... in never!

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When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

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I pretend that my actions are perceived by a past self and they're always astounded by the change I've gone through.

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off

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Do math in ur head at night to help you fall asleep.

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Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.

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On an one night if I come too fast .je persuade the girl that I have to forget my cellular in my automobile and I get out

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When I'm on Facebook, I flip between someone's most recent profile picture and their first one, just to see how much they've changed.

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.