feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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run inside after taking out the trash because a monster might be hiding in the big trash can

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.