Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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being super bored at shool

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.