In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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When I'm on Facebook, I flip between someone's most recent profile picture and their first one, just to see how much they've changed.

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.