Think about what you're going to tell your kids about your childhood when you grow-up.

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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When I see a typo ANYWHERE, I feel compelled to correct it, even if there is no possible way for me to correct it

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

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Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

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Too lazy to exercise. Think to self "I'm gonna work out tomorrow." - instantly feel better about self. Still didn't exercise.

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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Drinking and dialing people I dated.

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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I hold my breath in elevators

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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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Tear up when I poop

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.