I translate (parts of) songs into different languages in my head. I try to do it as good as possible.

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When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

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when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.

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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

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When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

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I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.

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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

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Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

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Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

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I can see a magic eye image

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

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When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.