realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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Look at the clock, then instantly forget what time it is and look again.

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When you tell yourself that this is the last page you'll read and end up reading three more.

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Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

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Post on this website, then give yourself the first thumbs up to kick-start your success.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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I ejaculate fire and glory

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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I make all the faces on my money face the same way.

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whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

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I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.

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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.