Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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I really like taking shits.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

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Dancing while hoovering

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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Mayada stupid

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Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

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Being fat

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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.