Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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I can't brush my teeth and rinse in the sink right after I flush the toilet, for fear of it being connected somehow, and rinsing with my own piss.

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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I constantly talk to myself.

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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I imagine myself dying in the worst possible way more than once a day. I don't know...today, I was driving on a bridge and all I could picture was it collapsing and falling onto me, When I'm lying in bed, I imagine my ceiling fan toppling me.

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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Turn the Microwave off at 1 second

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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Pee in the shower.

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...

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wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.