Have to take the phone with you everytime to the bathroom

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.