When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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R A P E Children

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Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

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Too lazy to exercise. Think to self "I'm gonna work out tomorrow." - instantly feel better about self. Still didn't exercise.

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Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

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I try to move inanimate objects/set things on fire/control the elements with my mind.

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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dont turn my fan up so high cause i think its going to fall and slice me to bits -jesse

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When you stop to tie you shoe, you re-tie the other so one isnt tighter than the other.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.