Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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When nobody's home I blast the stereo and sing as loud as I can.

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Stalk people on facebook, find out something interesting, and later claim that it 'came up on your newsfeed'.

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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I sleep in the nude.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.