I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

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I always think I have special powers

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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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When bored in class.. I catch eyes with someone across the room and look away fast, then act "cool" for the next 10 minutes because I still think they're looking at me...

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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I cover my webcam on my when I fap in fear that someone/something is watching.

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when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.

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KICK THE CAN

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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squezzing moisturisure/tooth paste really hard cos the top is all dry and then a shit load comes out all at once

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.