avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

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I have seen a UFO

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

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I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

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when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

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when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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I can see a magic eye image

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Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

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I mean Diana Ross.

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Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.