ask my dog questions then realize, she can't talk...

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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fap

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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Brake for tail-gaters

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.