Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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Every time I open a door, I shout out "Alohamora!" and then I open it.

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think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

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I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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I stand under my ceiling fan, looking up while spinning around to make it look still...

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i masturbate with my feet

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I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

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When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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Try having a conversation with your friends parents but keep saying yeah the whole time

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Do math in ur head at night to help you fall asleep.

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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I used to pretent my legs didn't work and pulled myself up the stairs with just my hands.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.