When I have headphones in, I wonder if my swallowing is extremely loud for everyone else too.

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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.

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I think about other women when having sex

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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I have always belived that I invented calling Target " Tar- jhay"

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I click my teeth to music

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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Math tests-doing all the work for a problem only to find out my answer is not any of the multiple choices.

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The longer it takes me to find the light switch in the dark the more frantic and terrified I become.

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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Wonder why there are sites like this.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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I pretend that someone can see through my eyes whenever I'm doing something cool, i guess so they think I'm cooler or something.

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While listening to music, I imagine an insanely huge dance number to go along with it.

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When you get out of the shower and you're too lazy to get dressed, so you just hang around in a towel.

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I actually get stuck watching those rediculous infomercials late at night... Yeah - you're not alone. But no, I don't buy anything either... Lol.

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When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.