When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming

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I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.

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Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

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Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.