I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before i poop so the water dosent splash

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Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

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When I walk the streets after getting a new haircut, I think everybody's staring at me and thinking "oh my god she got a new haircut" eventhough they didn't know me before.

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Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

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SOMETIMES I SHIT ON MY HAND.... IN THE SHOWER

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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Look at a word long enough to not seem like a word anymore, then sounding weird.

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.