Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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I pee in the shower. :3

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.