(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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Lie in bed and wonder what happens whe you die, get depressed and come on this site for reassurance

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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When I'm home alone, I pretend I'm famous, and pretend I'm doing a television or magazine interview, and answer out loud to questions I ask in my head

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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Sometimes when im sitting in class i start thinking how i would save the whole classroom if someone was to come in with a gun and start shooting.

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when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.