Hate when you finish a cup of pudding or something like that and you don’t want to get up to put the spoon in the sink so you just leave it sitting in the cup but the spoon is too tall for the cup and it falls over.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.

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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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I put salt on buttered toast...

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.