I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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Automatically lie to your dentist when they ask if you floss

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.

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must have the tv volume set to an even number or feel weird

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Whenever i wear long sleeves i always hold onto the sleeves with my ring and pinkie fingers.

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Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse.

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At the gym, I always try to do 5 pounds more than the previous person.

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Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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When I'm in a hurry I brush my teeth while peeing because I think it saves time.

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When tapping, I always have to do the same pattern of taps, and I feel incomplete if I don't finish the pattern I started.

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Sometimes I think the whole world is set up, and I feel like I'm living in some kind of Truman Show. I even sometimes say "I know you're there" to the moon.

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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

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Every time i get a new video game i read the back of the case and the pamphlet the whole ride home

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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Fill up a glass, drink half, then fill it up again.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.