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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming

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trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

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wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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Take baths

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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.