Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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SOMETIMES I SHIT ON MY HAND.... IN THE SHOWER

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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Repeat the phrase "you too" after a comment someone makes that does not apply. Bob: happy birthday Jim Jim: you too bob. Awwww sh!t.

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Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

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I always twist my washcloth into a cone shape, so when I take my next shower it is dry and hardened. Then I pretend stab it into my stomach and say "MY LIFE FOR AIUR!" before getting it wet again.

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.