When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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I never read the Terms of Service. I just click "OK"

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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When I walk the streets after getting a new haircut, I think everybody's staring at me and thinking "oh my god she got a new haircut" eventhough they didn't know me before.

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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i randomly grab my boobs when i'm home alone. like, all the time.

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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

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You remember something funny. You smile like an idiot. Everyone around thinks your weird for randomly smiling.

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.