when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

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when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

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I know how to type a ¿

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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Repeat the phrase "you too" after a comment someone makes that does not apply. Bob: happy birthday Jim Jim: you too bob. Awwww sh!t.

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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i take words i just read or said and sing them to the tune of a song

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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

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When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.