Look at a word long enough to not seem like a word anymore, then sounding weird.

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When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

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Spend way too much time on this website cause it makes you feel normal

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When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.

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when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

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Try and accomplish something before the timer on the microwave beeps :)

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I talk to my pet when no one is home.

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When I poop I pretend to make my wiener talk.

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I wish I was born again, but I had all of the knowledge I have now.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

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Create a little story/scenario in your head abbout someone you like or want to meet, while lying to go to sleep.

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.

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Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.

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When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

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I'm constantly struck with this odd sensation that I didn't wipe my ass well enough.

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I get creeped out if I haven't looked at a clock in a while and when I finally do it reads 9:11

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When I'm in the shower i let the water run off my arms and fingers and pretend I'm a giant god of water sending torrents to the miniature people below.

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become increasingly panicked when its dark and you cant find the door handle.

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry

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When the hero of a movie is drowning I hold my breath to see if I would survive.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.