I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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dont turn my fan up so high cause i think its going to fall and slice me to bits -jesse

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When you stop to tie you shoe, you re-tie the other so one isnt tighter than the other.

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When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

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For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

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Pick giant boogers and eat them.

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I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.

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Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

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If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do

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Giving my dog a massage.

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When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off

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Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.