- Things You Think Only You Do

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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....

act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.