get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

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Inspect the mirrors in store changing rooms in case they are one-way glass. Make faces into mirror as if you know they're back there.

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Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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I pee in the shower. :3

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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

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Absentmindedly rub your stomach while lying down watching or reading.

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

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Say "ow" when I drop something or before I get hurt

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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Look at the clock, then instantly forget what time it is and look again.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.