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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

When I'm listening to my ipod on a road trip I look out the window longingly and pretend to be in a music video

Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

When bored in class.. I catch eyes with someone across the room and look away fast, then act "cool" for the next 10 minutes because I still think they're looking at me...

I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.