every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

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Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

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im going to rape that girl

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Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

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Hate to type Morals under each one of my posts Moral: A small chick in the hand is better than a huge C**K up your ass. I am pretty sure not even women nor homosexuals want birds up there...Then again, I havent searched for anything like that at the intern... they are eating her! And now they are gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (fly stuck on head)

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Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

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When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"

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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

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Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

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cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

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I put salt on buttered toast...

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Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

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when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose

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Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

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At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business

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Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

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When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.

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Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

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Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

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I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

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When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.

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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.