I can't get out of bed in the mornings unless the alarm clock reads 0 or 5.

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When im alone i have a conversation with myself

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Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.

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When walking on the sidewalk, try to walk the same number of steps on each square without looking awkward. (now, this is sooo weird, I have no clue if ANYBODY has ever done this more than once)

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Answering questions that weren't directed at me, then awkwardly playing it off like they were talking to you.

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Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.

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Sometimes I wonder if my whole life is a hallucination and I'm actually in some padded room somewhere, talking to myself and staring into space while my real family mourns the fact that their daughter will never be able to live a real life...

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Look at a friend and realize that you have forgotten their name...

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Tap different rythyms with my fingers and keep doing it over and over until the rythym ends on the last finger

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Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

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wipe your hands on your pants

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Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

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no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle

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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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when singing to music on my ipod, i sometimes pause the music to hear how loud I am singing.

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Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

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Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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Waking up from a dream that you thought was real life, and thinking,man i wish that was real...

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Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.

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I have tons of imaginary conversations in my head with people I know, but they never happen. It's worse when something funny happens in the imaginary conversation and I laugh to myself, and if someone notices I can't even say that I was remembering something because I wasn't, it had never happened...

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Whenever another person sitting next to me at school doesn't push their chair in when they get up to leave, I do it for them because it looks more orderly.

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Locking your pet in the room and forcing it to spend time with you.

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I try to fill the surface of the toilet water with bubbles when I pee.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.