Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

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close the fridge door really slowly just so you can see the light turn off

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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Only use the left earphone.

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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During an assembly, I try to be the last one to clap/ stand up/ sit down.

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When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.

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Pour cereal. Realize there is no milk. You really want cereal so you try it with water. Realize that was a bad idea.

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Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking

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I know how to type a ¿

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When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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Whenever another person sitting next to me at school doesn't push their chair in when they get up to leave, I do it for them because it looks more orderly.

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.