Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.