I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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sing like a pro in da shower

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

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Breathe.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.