Rub boogers under the arm rest on the couch.

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Smoking in the shower.

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before i poop so the water dosent splash

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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I dont know weather or not to flush the toilet at night incase i wake somebody, its even worse in other peoples houses.

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Set Fire to the Rain

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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Whenever I read creepy pastas and there is a picture after the story I get afraid to look at it than when I do I freak out thinking it's going to eat me. Than when I look at it I shout FUUUUUUU.. Than look at it some more and I burst out laughing seeing its a fucking dumb picture.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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I imagine myself dying in the worst possible way more than once a day. I don't know...today, I was driving on a bridge and all I could picture was it collapsing and falling onto me, When I'm lying in bed, I imagine my ceiling fan toppling me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.