When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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Moral: Damn I clicked on pointless super powers how did I get here! Moral: I wrote the "thing only I do" below :P

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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hurting your foot and running around trying not to think of the pain!

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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misread dig bick

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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Create a little story/scenario in your head abbout someone you like or want to meet, while lying to go to sleep.

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When laying in bed I put the covers over my head and act like I'm in different places..caves..tent..etc..

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.