Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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Dip my pizza crust in my soda

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Dancing while hoovering

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Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

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Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

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I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

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Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa

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When i am bored i go on the internet and i dont know what to do but as soon as i turn off my computer i come up with lots of fun things i could have done

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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Whenever I'm home alone, I dance and sing along to any commercial.

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Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.