Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

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Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

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Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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Pretend that when you are in the shower, the shower head is a giant machine gun, that takes thousands of men to operate, and that you were an extremely large person and you catch ALL of the bullets in your mouth, spitting them at the shower head while at the same time turning off the water as if they all died, and the small drips that continue to drop out were the dead soldires' blood.....-dillon

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.