Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

call someone by a siblings name.

After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

I hit the frig after sex

If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.