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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

When in a public bathroom stall and having to take a number 2 i wait until there is nobody else in there to let it go and also exit the stall.

Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...

Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

I hit the frig after sex

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

Type in "Things you think only you do" then feel better that alot of people do the same stupid or smart things.

Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.