Poop naked.

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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When I'm home alone I open random doors to make sure nobodys there

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

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Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

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i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

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Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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During an assembly, I try to be the last one to clap/ stand up/ sit down.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.