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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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while talking about someone, immediately fear they are somehow listening

If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

I open the shower curtain when I get in the bathroom to make sure no ones there.

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

get bored so I fist myself for money

Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

Laughing randomly because you remembered something that was funny earlier

Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

If there's leaves on the ground and the wind picks it up and makes like swirls I put my arms out to make it seem I'm controlling the swirls.

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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

Things You Think Only You Do

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