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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

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mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

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I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

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Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

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do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.

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When I first start dating or seeing someone I write down options for conversation starters before I phone them in case it goes silent.

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When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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Eating a crunchy food while watching tv and turning up the volume little by little until its around 80% because you can't hear over the sound of your own chewing. Then later when you turn back on the tv you scare yourself because it's still at 80% and frantically try to turn it down with super speed before anyone hears you.

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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.