I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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Sit down in a grass field... immediately start pulling up grass.

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Get freaked out when door bell or phone rings when you are doing something you are not supposed to.

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

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Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

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whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

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Sometimes when I touch something I have to touch all of the object and with both hands, otherwise I feel incomplete.

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Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.