when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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Praying to God even though you tell people you're an Atheist.

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I twist my pubes into little spikes when I pee.

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I mouth common words and phrases, just to see what it looks like when I talk to other people.

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when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

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Stuff 13 chips in my mouth when no one is looking, bite 1 chip in half and chew it for 30 seconds when someone is looking.

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.