That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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Abuse your pet when nobody's looking

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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humiliating little girls

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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Ur mum

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

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I have seen a UFO

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.