daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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Post one on this site thinking everyone will love you but then you realize you're the 2,833 person to post on this site and no one will ever see it. If this is still where it was when I posted it, then congratulations! You've read through 300 FUCKING PAGES! (that meant go get a job)

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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Get turned on lookin at my own butt

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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I know how to type a ¿

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

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seeing small spots in your eye (dust probably) and then chasing them with your eye trying to catch them

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.