When I walk the streets after getting a new haircut, I think everybody's staring at me and thinking "oh my god she got a new haircut" eventhough they didn't know me before.

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Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

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SOMETIMES I SHIT ON MY HAND.... IN THE SHOWER

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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Look at a word long enough to not seem like a word anymore, then sounding weird.

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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I have seen a UFO

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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Smoking in the shower.

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.