When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

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When using the bathroom count the tiles on the floor or shower wall or read a shampoo bottle.

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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Wonder why there are sites like this.

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.