I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

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when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

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Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

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When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D

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fart

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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

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I never look out the window at night because I'm afraid there will be an Alien staring at me when I move the curtains.

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.