Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

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wonder who wrote these things

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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Drinking and dialing people I dated.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.