Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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I sleep in the nude.

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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pick your nose and eat it

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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working out escape routes for each room in your house when you're alone, just in case

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I plant my feet firmly when the subway approaches in case a random stranger tries to kill me by pushing me in front of the train.

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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Think the "D" in the Disney logo was actually a "G", and realized that thought process at an age to embarassing to divulge to complete strangers on the internet.

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SOMETIMES I SHIT ON MY HAND.... IN THE SHOWER

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.