poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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Think about what you're going to tell your kids about your childhood when you grow-up.

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watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

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When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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listen to madonnas new album

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I want to suck on your penis

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.