Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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sing really loud to songs in the car, but stop when people are right next to you at stoplights.

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Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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hate Justin Bieber

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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Playing with your phone or remote throwinng it up and down until it hits your face

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.