place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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Whenever someone is making a speech, I imagine them being taken out by a sniper mid-speech...

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When one of those sad sappy abused dogs commercials comes on, you change the channel really fast to prevent from crying.

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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I delete all notifications on my phone before i shut it off.

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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When I'm laying in bed, I make sure that my feet are covered and not hanging off the edge so that monsters don't eat them in my sleep.

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When using the bathroom count the tiles on the floor or shower wall or read a shampoo bottle.

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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Imagine yourself and friends as band members while listening to songs.

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.