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While listening to songs, your always thinking of a situation to go along with it.

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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i cant fall asleep unless i suck my thumb...

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Sometimes i think i've been living a dream life, and one day im really gonna wake up in the middle of 9th grade math class and have to explain why i was sleeping on my desk and jerking off so much.

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

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Think up a come back three days after it would have been useful.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

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When using the bathroom count the tiles on the floor or shower wall or read a shampoo bottle.

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.