I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

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Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.