Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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run inside after taking out the trash because a monster might be hiding in the big trash can

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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Rapidly click the mouse when your computer is frozen, even though you know it won't do anything to help whatsoever.

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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Pee in my work garbage can.

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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I buy books and never read them and get mad at myself for doing so.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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Hate when you finish a cup of pudding or something like that and you don’t want to get up to put the spoon in the sink so you just leave it sitting in the cup but the spoon is too tall for the cup and it falls over.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.

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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.