I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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penis

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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play with a knife and pretend to be a master blade wielder

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.