When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

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When I'm in a hurry I brush my teeth while peeing because I think it saves time.

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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Think a really Fu**ed up thought in your head, and then get mad at your brain for even coming up with it, and finally trying to think really nice thoughts to make up for it.

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Try and accomplish something before the timer on the microwave beeps :)

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.