Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.