Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

Boinked my neighbor

I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

Drinking and dialing people I dated.

Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.