I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

I sleep in my underpants every single night

Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.