I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

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Boinked my neighbor

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

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Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.

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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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blow nose. look at kleenex.

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I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.