Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

seeing small spots in your eye (dust probably) and then chasing them with your eye trying to catch them

I hate being called "buddy".

Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

Pick your dead skin then eat it.

When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.