My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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Tear up when I poop

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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Whenever we watch a movie or stupid educational film in school, I sleep.

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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Go through funny pictures and memes on Facebook, and then accidently miss one and ten when you click to go back you have to go through like 5 more to get back to the one you want.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.