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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.
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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in
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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.
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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.
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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.
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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that
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I hit the frig after sex
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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.
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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.
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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone
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I walk into a room and forget why I'm in there.
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Pee in the shower
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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom
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open the fridge A eat food B think
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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).
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I never feel bored
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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much
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Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?
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masturbate quietly in my room.
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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.
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always check thde back seat before starting the car
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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.
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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.
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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.