While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

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when i watch tv and it cuts to break, if i hear someone on the tv tell me not to change the chanel, ill say "u cant tell me what to do!" and then ill change it.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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Every time i get a new video game i read the back of the case and the pamphlet the whole ride home

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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I stop the microwave at 1 second so that one someone else uses it it beeps

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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Tear up when I poop

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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When tapping, I always have to do the same pattern of taps, and I feel incomplete if I don't finish the pattern I started.

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When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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get really confused

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.