When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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must have the tv volume set to an even number or feel weird

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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Every time I switch pages on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com, I always end up reading If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there.

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.