When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...

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Look an ugly person up and down and try to think of ways that they can improve how they look. ( clothing, hair, and makeup)

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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I have a phobia of incest

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look at bins as i walk past them

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Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.