Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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Sex scene comes on TV while you are watching with your parents... Try to act normal... Fail.

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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you know how everyone talks about making life decisions in the shower and thinking about life?.....yeah thats me on the toilet

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.