While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never did certain things like move to a new house or attended a certain school or college. I wonder if I still would have met the people who are in my life now. I think about If I never met my best friends, people who are like family to me. Then I get really sad because it's something I never want to imagine. Afterwards, I talk to them to cheer myself up.

When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

When I see someone I know walking toward me as I'm walking toward them from a long way away, I pretend I don't see them until we're right on top of each other, then, miraculously discovering them, I smile and say, "Hi".

When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.

SOMETIMES I SHIT ON MY HAND.... IN THE SHOWER

If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

I have walked into a sliding glass door

When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

Guessing how many people are listening to the same song at the same moment as you

Absentmindedly rub your stomach while lying down watching or reading.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.