Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

In my head, my life is some kind of on-going documentary about my life. Sometimes when I'm alone, I conduct interviews.

When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.