Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.