You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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Make up a song to yourself.

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.