Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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Ur mum

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Eat something that will make crumbs over the sink because you are too lazy to get a plate

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when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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hallo

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

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Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

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hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

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Dancing while hoovering

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.