I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

thumb_up thumb_down -122

when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

thumb_up thumb_down -84

When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

thumb_up thumb_down -65

When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

thumb_up thumb_down -51

I want to suck on your penis

thumb_up thumb_down -87

sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

thumb_up thumb_down -57

All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

thumb_up thumb_down -68

Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

thumb_up thumb_down -87

Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

thumb_up thumb_down -59

I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

thumb_up thumb_down -30

recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Play with my own boobs for no reason

thumb_up thumb_down -44

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -66

Inspect the mirrors in store changing rooms in case they are one-way glass. Make faces into mirror as if you know they're back there.

thumb_up thumb_down -52

Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

thumb_up thumb_down -46

Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

thumb_up thumb_down -63

Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

thumb_up thumb_down -43

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.