I can't piss with my shoes on.

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Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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Every time I open a door, I shout out "Alohamora!" and then I open it.

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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pick your nose and eat it

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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R A P E Children

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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When i am bored i go on the internet and i dont know what to do but as soon as i turn off my computer i come up with lots of fun things i could have done

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become increasingly panicked when its dark and you cant find the door handle.

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.