I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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Think that a movie is shorter after you watch it once or twice

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.