Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!

Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

Repeat the phrase "you too" after a comment someone makes that does not apply. Bob: happy birthday Jim Jim: you too bob. Awwww sh!t.

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

Still record on VHS tapes.

When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.