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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.
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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...
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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)
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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand
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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention
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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.
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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.
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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.
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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)
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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.
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I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles
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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.
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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line
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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.
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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.
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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.
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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap
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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...
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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"
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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you
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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different
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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile
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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs
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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.