Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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R A P E Children

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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I have seen a UFO

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.