I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

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Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

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look at bins as i walk past them

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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get really confused

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I open the shower curtain when I get in the bathroom to make sure no ones there.

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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looking at the bottom when i meet foreigners talking among themselves... dang. no subtitles.

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.