Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

being super bored at shool

When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

chew on the side of my teeth

I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

The older I get the more honest I get

k. everyone

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.