Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet

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When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.