avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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when someone goes underwater in a movie I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived in that situation, I almost died during Finding Nemo

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Not clicking the Facebook 'like' button on "pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud", because it will show up on your profile, and you think other people will think you're strange.

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

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When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

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k. everyone

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"

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wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12

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When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

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Tape your dick to your leg to fit into tight pants

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.