i cant fall asleep unless i suck my thumb...

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Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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look at bins as i walk past them

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I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

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listen to madonnas new album

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

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Drying yourself after the shower with a towl, wiping your ass dry and beeing scared when you dry other parts of your body you dont use the same part of the towl.

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Doing something really embarrassing in public and thinking "Doesn't matter, I'll never see these people again.".

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.