Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.