Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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When i need to poop i place toilet paper over the water so it doesn't splash up and hit my rectum.

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.