Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

thumb_up thumb_down -103

(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

thumb_up thumb_down -9

I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

thumb_up thumb_down -74

Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

thumb_up thumb_down -5

When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Picking my nose.

thumb_up thumb_down -61

Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

thumb_up thumb_down -82

You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

thumb_up thumb_down -48

When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

thumb_up thumb_down -70

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

thumb_up thumb_down -30

when someone goes underwater in a movie I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived in that situation, I almost died during Finding Nemo

thumb_up thumb_down +12

I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

thumb_up thumb_down -61

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

thumb_up thumb_down -49

Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.