Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

working out escape routes for each room in your house when you're alone, just in case

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

I sleep in my underpants every single night

Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

i cant fall asleep unless i suck my thumb...

Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.