Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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When you get out of the shower and you're too lazy to get dressed, so you just hang around in a towel.

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.