I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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being super bored at shool

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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smoke marijuana

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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I gotta get down of Friday

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.