You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.