Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

Tap different rythyms with my fingers and keep doing it over and over until the rythym ends on the last finger

When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

While waiting on someone I check my phone and if there is no new message I just read old ones, just to be occupied and don't look stupid or lost

When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

play with a knife and pretend to be a master blade wielder

R A P E Children

you know how everyone talks about making life decisions in the shower and thinking about life?.....yeah thats me on the toilet

Moral: Damn I clicked on pointless super powers how did I get here! Moral: I wrote the "thing only I do" below :P

Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.