When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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When I have headphones in, I wonder if my swallowing is extremely loud for everyone else too.

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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.