I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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I have seen a UFO

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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Eat pizza backwards because the crust isn't as good as the cheese part and I want to get that over with.

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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Sit down in a grass field... immediately start pulling up grass.

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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When I'm about to go to the bathroom, I think of a million things that I have to do and try to do them all before I pee my pants.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.