When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

thumb_up thumb_down -38

I eat one way in public and another way in private.

thumb_up thumb_down +47

When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

thumb_up thumb_down -40

Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

thumb_up thumb_down -20

coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

thumb_up thumb_down -28

I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

I say my first name every night before I go to sleep because I want it to be the last thing I say before I die.

thumb_up thumb_down -152

While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

thumb_up thumb_down -88

I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

thumb_up thumb_down -21

I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

thumb_up thumb_down -93

sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

????????????????????C?????????

thumb_up thumb_down +6

I like to say really offensive and/and racist words when I'm on my own and no one can hear me. It just feels good to say things that I'm not allowed to.

thumb_up thumb_down +56

Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

I act as though I've had movie cameras placed in my eyes and a bunch of people will watch my life as a movie at some point. And so I do a narration voice for them.

thumb_up thumb_down +155

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

thumb_up thumb_down -45

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.