Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

Moral: Damn I clicked on pointless super powers how did I get here! Moral: I wrote the "thing only I do" below :P

ASMR

Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.

In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.