Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

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Eat ice by itself

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

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For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.