To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

whenever I see those commercials where there is two people talking to each other but they constantly look at me it really irritates me

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