Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

Sometimes I think the whole world is set up, and I feel like I'm living in some kind of Truman Show. I even sometimes say "I know you're there" to the moon.

when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.

Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

Sometimes I think and feel that I am the most voted man on Horsehead Network, I got no idea why. Moral the friendly r*pist: I dnt know what that means though... Or do I? ;)

When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

call someone by a siblings name.

When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.

I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.