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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises
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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.
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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you
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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.
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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.
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Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.
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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.
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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house
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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.
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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.
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I eat ass
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When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph
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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!
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I think about other women when having sex
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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.
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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million
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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time
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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!
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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter
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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.
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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.
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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.
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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.
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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.