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trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.
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When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.
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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)
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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices
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when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again
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Before I go to bed I have to put one of my hands between my knees in order to warm up and get comfy.
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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.
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Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...
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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"
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Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer
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avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring
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If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!
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Pee in the shower.
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Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.
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When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.
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Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.
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I never feel bored
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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.
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Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never did certain things like move to a new house or attended a certain school or college. I wonder if I still would have met the people who are in my life now. I think about If I never met my best friends, people who are like family to me. Then I get really sad because it's something I never want to imagine. Afterwards, I talk to them to cheer myself up.
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Seperate your food on you dinner plate
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Inspect the mirrors in store changing rooms in case they are one-way glass. Make faces into mirror as if you know they're back there.
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do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet
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When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.
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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised
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A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.