While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

Dramatically narrate everything I do in my head as I do it.

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

Eat pizza backwards because the crust isn't as good as the cheese part and I want to get that over with.

I avoid closing my eyes in the shower in case ghosts/monsters/zombies get me.

Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

Type in "Things you think only you do" then feel better that alot of people do the same stupid or smart things.

When I'm in a car holding a handheld device (iPod, Cell Phone, etc.) I have a feeling I will randomly throw it out the open window. I would never do this, but I'm still afraid I might.

i run my 2 fingers across a wall like they're ninja feet when im happy.

Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.

hurting your foot and running around trying not to think of the pain!

close the fridge door really slowly just so you can see the light turn off

Videotape my mother in the shower.

When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

I light my pubes on fire instead of shaving them because they aren't as itchy that way.

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.