When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

Inspect the mirrors in store changing rooms in case they are one-way glass. Make faces into mirror as if you know they're back there.

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.