Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

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do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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Every time i take a drink from a cup, i rotate the cup so i never drink from the same place.

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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You pause while walking around your house when you're home alone because you think you heard a noise, but then realize it was just you walking.

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Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

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When you stop to tie you shoe, you re-tie the other so one isnt tighter than the other.

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.