that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

i would air drum even if theres no music playing

At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

Whenever we watch a movie or stupid educational film in school, I sleep.

I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...

When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

Run faster down hotel corridors.

I sleep in my underpants every single night

Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.