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When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

When I see a typo ANYWHERE, I feel compelled to correct it, even if there is no possible way for me to correct it

If I'm in my room and I need to fart, I walk into someone else's room and fart in there so that my room doesn't stink up.

When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing us.

this is a terrible website and i hate you

I post morals under every one of my new comments. Moral: Duh, I am moral man ffs! What do you expect! Its awesome! If things go at this phase I will be a celebrity in... hmm... in never!

When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

I pretend that my actions are perceived by a past self and they're always astounded by the change I've gone through.

When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off

Do math in ur head at night to help you fall asleep.

Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.

have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.