Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Check your analog watch, wait for it to strike a minute, then look away and try to count 60 seconds out in your head before you look again. However many seconds you were away is your new record.

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I **** with no hands.

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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.