try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

Sometimes I toot.

Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

hate Justin Bieber

I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

fart

Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

pick your nose and eat it

If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.