when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

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when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

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when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.