think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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Sometimes I think the whole world is set up, and I feel like I'm living in some kind of Truman Show. I even sometimes say "I know you're there" to the moon.

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

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Wondering where are famous people and what they are doing at this exact moment.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.