When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...

Look an ugly person up and down and try to think of ways that they can improve how they look. ( clothing, hair, and makeup)

I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

I have a phobia of incest

look at bins as i walk past them

Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.