Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

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Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

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Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.