write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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shag your mom

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When I'm scared in the shower sing

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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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When the hero of a movie is drowning I hold my breath to see if I would survive.

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Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.