DIY LOL
Car Failures
Explain This Image
Funny Exams
Funny Tip Jars
home
Popular
Newest
You Decide
« First
‹ Prev
…
131
132
133
134
135
136
137
138
139
…
Next ›
Last »
Stab myself on a daily basis
thumb_up
thumb_down
+6
Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-65
When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...
thumb_up
thumb_down
-42
I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki
thumb_up
thumb_down
-39
Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
thumb_up
thumb_down
-32
Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-37
When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-59
i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer
thumb_up
thumb_down
-31
When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+61
I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+14
I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-38
play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often
thumb_up
thumb_down
-12
When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-51
when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote
thumb_up
thumb_down
-8
I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+2
Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-44
k. everyone
thumb_up
thumb_down
-63
Try to pet your cat with your foot.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-37
sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you
thumb_up
thumb_down
-84
Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-100
trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-62
only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'
thumb_up
thumb_down
-42
Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+37
I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-35
« First
‹ Prev
…
131
132
133
134
135
136
137
138
139
…
Next ›
Last »
Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.