When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

I can only play a piano with my right hand

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.