as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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Talk to my cat.

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When nobody's home I blast the stereo and sing as loud as I can.

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

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draw little triangles while coulouring in to make it seem that theres not so much work -jesse

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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If I'm in my room and I need to fart, I walk into someone else's room and fart in there so that my room doesn't stink up.

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Being fat

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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"Oh, that was a messed up thought, probably shouldn't think about it again or something worse because---GODDAMN IT."

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.