Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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I walk into a room and forget why I'm in there.

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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Always fantasize about grabbing a cop's gun from his holster. Just because I am pretty sure I could.

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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Pee in the shower.

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.