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I'm constantly struck with this odd sensation that I didn't wipe my ass well enough.
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When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.
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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer
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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things
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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.
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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.
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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/
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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up
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If someone uses a term thats like, in the know, and they ask if i know what it means, ill act like, of course ido, even if i dont, and then ill go home and look it up.
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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.
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For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.
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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.
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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper
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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about
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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly
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Drying yourself after the shower with a towl, wiping your ass dry and beeing scared when you dry other parts of your body you dont use the same part of the towl.
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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.
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I brush my teeth while im in the shower
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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!
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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?
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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?
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sleep with your legs crossed like your meditating.
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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.
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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.