Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

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I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.

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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.