wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

I brush my teeth while im in the shower

The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

Play as both sides on fifa

Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.