act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

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I piss in the bed every night

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

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I really don't know what to do when i see a double post on here. I mean, i get that people like to do stuff with their feet when their in bed, but somehow al lot of these people do not find it enough to vote up an existing post.

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

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If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.