Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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Reading the things people post on here and realising your not as weird as you thought.

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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Made after doomsday plans

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get bored so I fist myself for money

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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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"????????? ???? ?????! ??? ?? ???????? UH1 HUEY!!! ??? ?? ???????? ??????? ??????????? ?????, ????????? ?? ??????? ? ??????????????? ???????!!! ?????? ????, ???????????????? ?? ???????, ?? ?????? ??????? ?? ????! ???? ???????????? ???????, ????? ??????? ???? ??? ?????????, ? ??????????? ?????, ??? ????????? ??????? ??????????? ?????!!! ? ??? ?? ????? ???? ??????? ??????????? ??????????. ???????? ????????,???? ????, ??? ??????? ?????? ??? ????? ??? ????? ???? ? ??????. "

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.