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Every time I open a door, I shout out "Alohamora!" and then I open it.
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Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...
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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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If I'm in my room and I need to fart, I walk into someone else's room and fart in there so that my room doesn't stink up.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<
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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.
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Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.
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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.
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Give your neighbors names from movies.
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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.
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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)
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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.
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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)
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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush
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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.
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I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me
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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my
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When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY
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Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.
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Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never did certain things like move to a new house or attended a certain school or college. I wonder if I still would have met the people who are in my life now. I think about If I never met my best friends, people who are like family to me. Then I get really sad because it's something I never want to imagine. Afterwards, I talk to them to cheer myself up.
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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?
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Reading a book and making the facial expressions it describes.
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When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.