Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

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When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.