Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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I think about other women when having sex

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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I meow when my cat meows.

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.