Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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when i realise for example that my shoes are stinking i get really paranoid and try to cover them under the table or something because i feel that everyone is thinking about it or is covering their nose or stuff

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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.