To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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whenever I see those commercials where there is two people talking to each other but they constantly look at me it really irritates me

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.