When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

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When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

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I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

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Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

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If no one else is home and you have to go to the bathroom, but you're invested in what you're doing on your laptop, you take it with you.

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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

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On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

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Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.

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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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play with a laser pointer and pretend its a lightsaber

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think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.