Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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Tap different rythyms with my fingers and keep doing it over and over until the rythym ends on the last finger

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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While waiting on someone I check my phone and if there is no new message I just read old ones, just to be occupied and don't look stupid or lost

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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play with a knife and pretend to be a master blade wielder

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R A P E Children

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you know how everyone talks about making life decisions in the shower and thinking about life?.....yeah thats me on the toilet

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Moral: Damn I clicked on pointless super powers how did I get here! Moral: I wrote the "thing only I do" below :P

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.