Pee in the shower

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saying long strings of unconnected words in your head and wondering if you just said something that noone else ever has

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Remembering that you're breathing and then it stops being subconscious so you have to purposely breathe until you stop thinking about it.

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I fake laugh at peoples jokes when they're not funny to avoid akward moments.

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While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.

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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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When no one's at home, the house turns into an action movie set. Going to my room turns into sprinting up the stairs and purposely stumbling to give the effect that bombs are going off. And always make it to the room in time to hop on the last helicopter out of the jungle.

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When I'm laying in bed, I make sure that my feet are covered and not hanging off the edge so that monsters don't eat them in my sleep.

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when i am in a long car ride i look out the window and imagine im in a sad music video

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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I have seen a UFO

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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Sometimes I wonder if my whole life is a hallucination and I'm actually in some padded room somewhere, talking to myself and staring into space while my real family mourns the fact that their daughter will never be able to live a real life...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.