When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

get really confused

stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

Reading the things people post on here and realising your not as weird as you thought.

Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

When I see interactive ads on webpages ( "Shoot 5 iPhones And Get One Free!" type of windows ), I feel compelled to finish the task, even though I KNOW it's going to open a pop-up and waste 10 seconds of my life.

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

use the shower water running of my arms and hands to shoot off random hairs inside the shower

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

pick your nose and eat it

Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

when i have to go down stairs at night, i have to sprint up the stairs in case there are ghosts/monsters never dangle my feet over the bed in case something tickles/touches them

When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.