when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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I meow when my cat meows.

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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chew on the side of my teeth

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.