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I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep
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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.
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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"
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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.
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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.
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Have a dream with horribly unfortunate events (like having an amputation or being in prison) waking up from said dream and saying something like, "Good thing that was a dream, don't know what I'd do if that was real"
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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.
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I put big spaces in between comments
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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?
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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.
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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...
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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)
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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny
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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^
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Lie in bed and wonder what happens whe you die, get depressed and come on this site for reassurance
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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.
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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks
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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!
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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.
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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind
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I push the door open with my stomach
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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.
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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming
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Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.