Give your neighbors names from movies.

Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never did certain things like move to a new house or attended a certain school or college. I wonder if I still would have met the people who are in my life now. I think about If I never met my best friends, people who are like family to me. Then I get really sad because it's something I never want to imagine. Afterwards, I talk to them to cheer myself up.

I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

Reading a book and making the facial expressions it describes.

When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

I always twist my washcloth into a cone shape, so when I take my next shower it is dry and hardened. Then I pretend stab it into my stomach and say "MY LIFE FOR AIUR!" before getting it wet again.

On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

Try to pet your cat with your foot.

Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.