When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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When one of those sad sappy abused dogs commercials comes on, you change the channel really fast to prevent from crying.

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when i watch tv and it cuts to break, if i hear someone on the tv tell me not to change the chanel, ill say "u cant tell me what to do!" and then ill change it.

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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when im losing an argument, ill start singing my responses

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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Wishing you could go back in time and do a situation over again, becuase you regret the stuff you did.

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play with a knife and pretend to be a master blade wielder

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.