When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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The older I get the more honest I get

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Go through funny pictures and memes on Facebook, and then accidently miss one and ten when you click to go back you have to go through like 5 more to get back to the one you want.

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

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Lie in bed and wonder what happens whe you die, get depressed and come on this site for reassurance

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.