fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

When laying in bed I put the covers over my head and act like I'm in different places..caves..tent..etc..

Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

Dancing while hoovering

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you

Pretending you're in a tribute band when you listen to a song.

wonder if there are secret cameras watching my every move...

Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.