I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

Boinked my neighbor

Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.

While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

blow nose. look at kleenex.

I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.