Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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wonder who wrote these things

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Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

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clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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I pee in the shower. :3

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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If I'm in my room and I need to fart, I walk into someone else's room and fart in there so that my room doesn't stink up.

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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.