Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

Pick your dead skin then eat it.

When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

Seperate your food on you dinner plate

Being from another country and always thinking in english.

Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

Putting your bra on your dogs dead

Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?

Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

Give your neighbors names from movies.

After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

Smelling food to see if its spicy.

I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.