When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

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sometimes i close my eyes and i rub them to see psychedelic drawings

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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I pretend that someone can see through my eyes whenever I'm doing something cool, i guess so they think I'm cooler or something.

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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use the shower water running of my arms and hands to shoot off random hairs inside the shower

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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wonder who wrote these things

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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sometimes i sing and when i do , i make drum sounds with my teeth and you know, all that stuff

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.

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Pull the curtain right to the end so there are no gaps just in case some weirdo at night decides to look in my window.

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.