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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.
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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things
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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.
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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''
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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work
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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it
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Picking my nose.
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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)
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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.
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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.
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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video
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Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.
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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.
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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment
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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt
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Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.
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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.
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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up
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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?
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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.
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I have never watched Star Wars.
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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.
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When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.
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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.