Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

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even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

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Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

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when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose

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trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

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When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

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Before I go to bed I have to put one of my hands between my knees in order to warm up and get comfy.

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.