when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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When looking for something you need, just walk in circles around the house until it appears.

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I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.