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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"

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Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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Picking my nose.

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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when someone goes underwater in a movie I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived in that situation, I almost died during Finding Nemo

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.