I constantly talk to myself.

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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smoke marijuana

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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Having gay sex

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.