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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.
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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation
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Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.
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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them
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look at bins as i walk past them
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before i go to sleep i must check the front door knob multiple times to make sure its locked
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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.
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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.
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Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos
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Being from another country and always thinking in english.
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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.
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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.
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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.
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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half
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I'll sing nice and loud in the shower and wonder why I haven't come out with an album yet
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When you tell yourself that this is the last page you'll read and end up reading three more.
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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.
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wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...
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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.
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when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.
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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*
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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.
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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.
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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.