- Things You Think Only You Do

Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

sometimes if I am going on a flight to another country I will hold a small pocket of air in my mouth before getting on the plane and then I would let it out after we land

When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

On an one night if I come too fast .je persuade the girl that I have to forget my cellular in my automobile and I get out

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.