When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.