Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

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when two pictures look very similar, i go back and forth between them so it looks like they're moving

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

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Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa

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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.