Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

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Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

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Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

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When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

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Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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When I say, "What?" after understanding exactly what someone said.

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Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.