(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

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Think you looked good the whole day, then come home and realize you were a hot mess and nobody told you

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When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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Sometimes i think i've been living a dream life, and one day im really gonna wake up in the middle of 9th grade math class and have to explain why i was sleeping on my desk and jerking off so much.

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.