When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

draw the sun at the corner of the page

I control water in the shower.

Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.