Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.