Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.

I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

When laying in bed I put the covers over my head and act like I'm in different places..caves..tent..etc..

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me

If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes

When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

waking up from an amazing/awesome dream and spend the rest of the day thinking up of new senarios to come after...

I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.

incognito mode on google chrome

Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.

When I masturbate I trade hands often in fear that my penis may become crooked.

losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

working out escape routes for each room in your house when you're alone, just in case

When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.