see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.