Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

I get into a massive fight with my parents, and then do the thing i was told not to just so i can tick them off.

Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.

Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

Laying in bed kind of hungry, knowing exactly what you want to eat, and going over all the steps involved (going all the way to the kitchen, making the food, cleaning up, going all the way back to your room, plus it's nighttime and something might get you) and trying to decide whether or not it's worth it to go eat now or just wait until you wake up.

tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.