When i need to poop i place toilet paper over the water so it doesn't splash up and hit my rectum.

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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when im losing an argument, ill start singing my responses

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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I am a BIG TIME movie talker. I always ask questions that people obviously don’t know the answer to like, “Where is he going?” “I thought they were friends?” “Wait.. Is she mad?” “Is that guy the killer?” Although people seem to tolerate me, I do promise that it is completely on accident. I don’t even realize I do it. –Ikka.

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I never read the Terms of Service. I just click "OK"

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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When i take off my watch before i go to sleep i smell my wrist.

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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Boinked my neighbor

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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I hold my breath in elevators

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.