Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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fap

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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i always wipe the ketchup off my face with the bread of my sandwich

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.