You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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Picking my nose.

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.