When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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When you stop to tie you shoe, you re-tie the other so one isnt tighter than the other.

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Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.