Use my phone to see what time it is

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Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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saying long strings of unconnected words in your head and wondering if you just said something that noone else ever has

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When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

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feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

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Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

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See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

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Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

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Spend way too much time on this website cause it makes you feel normal

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont

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I can see a magic eye image

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.