You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

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If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

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Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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While waiting on someone I check my phone and if there is no new message I just read old ones, just to be occupied and don't look stupid or lost

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Answering questions that weren't directed at me, then awkwardly playing it off like they were talking to you.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.