I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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Eat ice by itself

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Courtesy flush.

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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Go outside and pee.

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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Think about what you're going to tell your kids about your childhood when you grow-up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.