i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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Play as both sides on fifa

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.