When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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Make scary faces in the mirror and try to scare myself

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Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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being super bored at school

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

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Pull the curtain right to the end so there are no gaps just in case some weirdo at night decides to look in my window.

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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When I poop I pretend to make my wiener talk.

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.