When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

*Sees bug on wall while taking shower* *Splashes with shower water* *Bug slides down wall* >_

hate Justin Bieber

Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

Only use the left earphone.

Justin Beiber is a woman

Think the "D" in the Disney logo was actually a "G", and realized that thought process at an age to embarassing to divulge to complete strangers on the internet.

When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc

I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in

Being fat

When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.

Smiling like an Idiot when you get a cute text

A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

I chew my ice cream.

I put big spaces in between comments

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.