whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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Wishing you could go back in time and do a situation over again, becuase you regret the stuff you did.

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When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

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When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

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looking at the bottom when i meet foreigners talking among themselves... dang. no subtitles.

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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

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I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.

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I pee in the shower.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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Breathe.

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.