if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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Pee in the shower.

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The older I get the more honest I get

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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Do somthing only you do

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.