Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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Sometimes I think and feel that I am the most voted man on Horsehead Network, I got no idea why. Moral the friendly r*pist: I dnt know what that means though... Or do I? ;)

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.