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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead
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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.
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When one of those sad sappy abused dogs commercials comes on, you change the channel really fast to prevent from crying.
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Whenever i wear long sleeves i always hold onto the sleeves with my ring and pinkie fingers.
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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."
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When I walk from one room to the next, I make believe that the room I just left exploded, and that I made it out just in time.
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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already
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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.
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A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics
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misread dig bick
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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick
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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am
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sometimes, i smell my own farts.
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when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.
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Avoid as many television commercials as I can
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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush
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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on
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When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon
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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......
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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.
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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.
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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest
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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.
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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.