I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.