I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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Poop naked.

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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I think about other women when having sex

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I hate being called "buddy".

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.