Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Look at my poop before flushing

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.