make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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I scratch the scabs on my head whenever im bored

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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I try to move inanimate objects/set things on fire/control the elements with my mind.

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

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Pour cereal. Realize there is no milk. You really want cereal so you try it with water. Realize that was a bad idea.

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I dont know weather or not to flush the toilet at night incase i wake somebody, its even worse in other peoples houses.

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.