I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.