I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

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Think about things I should be doing with my life.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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Walking around store and store clerk asks are you finding everything ok..and you reply yes and you...

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.