Boinked my neighbor

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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Sometimes I imagine what it would look like if I was seeing out of another person's eyes across from where I happen to be.

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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I poop on the side of my house in the morning so I do not have to make noise then come back in.

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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When you get out of the shower and you're too lazy to get dressed, so you just hang around in a towel.

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

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This song will not come out of my head!

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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.