I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.