I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

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Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John

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When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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Make scary faces in the mirror and try to scare myself

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When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.