When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

I eat one way in public and another way in private.

When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

I say my first name every night before I go to sleep because I want it to be the last thing I say before I die.

While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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I like to say really offensive and/and racist words when I'm on my own and no one can hear me. It just feels good to say things that I'm not allowed to.

Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

I act as though I've had movie cameras placed in my eyes and a bunch of people will watch my life as a movie at some point. And so I do a narration voice for them.

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.