Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

Text random people saying I'm pregnant

I walk into a room and forget why I'm in there.

when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

Always fantasize about grabbing a cop's gun from his holster. Just because I am pretty sure I could.

I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

I think Frozen is an overrated film

stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

Pee in the shower.

Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc

When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.