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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.
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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"
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Put my hands together the 'other' way
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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie
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Think you looked good the whole day, then come home and realize you were a hot mess and nobody told you
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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"
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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.
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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.
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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers
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check shower for murder then pee
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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead
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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)
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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.
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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...
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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.
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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay
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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt
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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.
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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.
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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.
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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.
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I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button
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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.
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Sometimes I imagine what it would look like if I was seeing out of another person's eyes across from where I happen to be.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.