Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never did certain things like move to a new house or attended a certain school or college. I wonder if I still would have met the people who are in my life now. I think about If I never met my best friends, people who are like family to me. Then I get really sad because it's something I never want to imagine. Afterwards, I talk to them to cheer myself up.

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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Reading a book and making the facial expressions it describes.

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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

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When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

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I always twist my washcloth into a cone shape, so when I take my next shower it is dry and hardened. Then I pretend stab it into my stomach and say "MY LIFE FOR AIUR!" before getting it wet again.

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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

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Try to pet your cat with your foot.

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Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

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Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

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Picking my nose.

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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Boinked my neighbor

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.