Waking up from a dream that you thought was real life, and thinking,man i wish that was real...

Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

Pee in the shower

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

Turn on Fox News and wonder if I'm watching a bad comedy routine or news reporting.

Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

i would air drum even if theres no music playing

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.