When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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get really confused

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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Reading the things people post on here and realising your not as weird as you thought.

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Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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When I see interactive ads on webpages ( "Shoot 5 iPhones And Get One Free!" type of windows ), I feel compelled to finish the task, even though I KNOW it's going to open a pop-up and waste 10 seconds of my life.

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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use the shower water running of my arms and hands to shoot off random hairs inside the shower

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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pick your nose and eat it

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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when i have to go down stairs at night, i have to sprint up the stairs in case there are ghosts/monsters never dangle my feet over the bed in case something tickles/touches them

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.