I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)

im going to kill that person and get away with it

when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

Think that a movie is shorter after you watch it once or twice

I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.