If no one else is home and you have to go to the bathroom, but you're invested in what you're doing on your laptop, you take it with you.

I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.

you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

when im losing an argument, ill start singing my responses

I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

Turn on Fox News and wonder if I'm watching a bad comedy routine or news reporting.

Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.