taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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hate Justin Bieber

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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when singing to music on my ipod, i sometimes pause the music to hear how loud I am singing.

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I twist my pubes into little spikes when I pee.

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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I delete all notifications on my phone before i shut it off.

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.