Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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i take words i just read or said and sing them to the tune of a song

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I gotta get down of Friday

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I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

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Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

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I cant ride a bike

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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Always coming up with a really great comeback in my head 5 seconds too late. And then playing out what would have happened if I had said it.

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feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.

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Find something you dislike about your face/body and instantly compare it with every person you meet from then on

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.