After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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Squeezing my cat's face back so it looks Chinese.

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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I flip the pillow at night to feel the cool sensation.

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saying long strings of unconnected words in your head and wondering if you just said something that noone else ever has

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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i masturbate with my feet

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Ur mum

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If I'm home alone, I tell myself good night when I am getting cozy in bed. I even use my name.

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Laying in bed kind of hungry, knowing exactly what you want to eat, and going over all the steps involved (going all the way to the kitchen, making the food, cleaning up, going all the way back to your room, plus it's nighttime and something might get you) and trying to decide whether or not it's worth it to go eat now or just wait until you wake up.

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.