Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

At the gym, I always try to do 5 pounds more than the previous person.

Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

Whenever we watch a movie or stupid educational film in school, I sleep.

I apologize, when i bump against things.

I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

When I say, "What?" after understanding exactly what someone said.

While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

misread dig bick

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

If I'm home alone, I tell myself good night when I am getting cozy in bed. I even use my name.

Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.