I used to eat bath bubbles

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I **** with no hands.

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.