Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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Rapidly click the mouse when your computer is frozen, even though you know it won't do anything to help whatsoever.

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When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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Brake for tail-gaters

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I like to say really offensive and/and racist words when I'm on my own and no one can hear me. It just feels good to say things that I'm not allowed to.

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I buy books and never read them and get mad at myself for doing so.

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I light my pubes on fire instead of shaving them because they aren't as itchy that way.

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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Eat something to pass the time while I wait for my food in the microwave to be cooked.

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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Dip my pizza crust in my soda

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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working out escape routes for each room in your house when you're alone, just in case

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saying long strings of unconnected words in your head and wondering if you just said something that noone else ever has

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.