When I'm listening to my ipod on a road trip I look out the window longingly and pretend to be in a music video

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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i smoke weed all day.

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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I eat food when i'm bored..

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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Squeezing my cat's face back so it looks Chinese.

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.