When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.

When bored in class.. I catch eyes with someone across the room and look away fast, then act "cool" for the next 10 minutes because I still think they're looking at me...

I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

I have never watched Star Wars.

Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.

in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

Say "ow" when I drop something or before I get hurt

Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

I Masturbate Daily.

Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

Stuff 13 chips in my mouth when no one is looking, bite 1 chip in half and chew it for 30 seconds when someone is looking.

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.