get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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fap

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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Pee in my work garbage can.

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When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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Pee sitting down so I dont have to aim

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.