Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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In my head, my life is some kind of on-going documentary about my life. Sometimes when I'm alone, I conduct interviews.

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

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When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.