When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

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Reading a book and making the facial expressions it describes.

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Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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Being fat

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.