Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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sometimes if I am going on a flight to another country I will hold a small pocket of air in my mouth before getting on the plane and then I would let it out after we land

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.