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Think you looked good the whole day, then come home and realize you were a hot mess and nobody told you

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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Realising that there are ASSHOLES posting dumb shit on this site.

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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Make up a song to yourself.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.