Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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Check your analog watch, wait for it to strike a minute, then look away and try to count 60 seconds out in your head before you look again. However many seconds you were away is your new record.

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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Pull the curtain right to the end so there are no gaps just in case some weirdo at night decides to look in my window.

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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Think about the things you could do if you had the power to stop the time.

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avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.