ask my dog questions then realize, she can't talk...

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

make food scream if i chop them up.

I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

Always think good thoughts before I go to bed so that I have good dreams

Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

sit in the shower

in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

i smoke weed all day.

I try to move inanimate objects/set things on fire/control the elements with my mind.

Remembering that you're breathing and then it stops being subconscious so you have to purposely breathe until you stop thinking about it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.