Pee in the shower

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.