I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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Spend way too much time on this website cause it makes you feel normal

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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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When bored in class.. I catch eyes with someone across the room and look away fast, then act "cool" for the next 10 minutes because I still think they're looking at me...

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I always cry when I pray.

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Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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Turn the Microwave off at 1 second

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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Smoking in the shower.

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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.