rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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smoke marijuana

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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Having gay sex

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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Pee in the shower

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.