Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

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I meow when my cat meows.

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When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

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I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.

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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.