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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.
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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..
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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.
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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty
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I want to suck on your penis
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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!
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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.
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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.
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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.
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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.
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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.
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I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem
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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter
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Play with my own boobs for no reason
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!
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Inspect the mirrors in store changing rooms in case they are one-way glass. Make faces into mirror as if you know they're back there.
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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.
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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day
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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.
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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.