Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

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Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.