Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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I cant ride a bike

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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Look an ugly person up and down and try to think of ways that they can improve how they look. ( clothing, hair, and makeup)

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.