I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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"????????? ???? ?????! ??? ?? ???????? UH1 HUEY!!! ??? ?? ???????? ??????? ??????????? ?????, ????????? ?? ??????? ? ??????????????? ???????!!! ?????? ????, ???????????????? ?? ???????, ?? ?????? ??????? ?? ????! ???? ???????????? ???????, ????? ??????? ???? ??? ?????????, ? ??????????? ?????, ??? ????????? ??????? ??????????? ?????!!! ? ??? ?? ????? ???? ??????? ??????????? ??????????. ???????? ????????,???? ????, ??? ??????? ?????? ??? ????? ??? ????? ???? ? ??????. "

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.