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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.
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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.
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Think about breathing...
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When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.
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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.
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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.
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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.
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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.
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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line
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Pee in the shower
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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!
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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.
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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.
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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"
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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.
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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well
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I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.
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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing
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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?
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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.
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While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.
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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.
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listen to madonnas new album
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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.