When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

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Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

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look at bins as i walk past them

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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get really confused

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I open the shower curtain when I get in the bathroom to make sure no ones there.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.