when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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When my soap is running low, I add water to it.

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Do math in ur head at night to help you fall asleep.

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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sing in the shower

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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Turning on the TV for background noise when I'm on my computer.

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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Have a dream with horribly unfortunate events (like having an amputation or being in prison) waking up from said dream and saying something like, "Good thing that was a dream, don't know what I'd do if that was real"

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.