Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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At the gym, I always try to do 5 pounds more than the previous person.

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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Whenever we watch a movie or stupid educational film in school, I sleep.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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When I say, "What?" after understanding exactly what someone said.

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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misread dig bick

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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If I'm home alone, I tell myself good night when I am getting cozy in bed. I even use my name.

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.