When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.

Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

If no one else is home and you have to go to the bathroom, but you're invested in what you're doing on your laptop, you take it with you.

sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.

if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

play with a laser pointer and pretend its a lightsaber

think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.