I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

Make up a song to yourself.

Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

When I'm listening to my ipod on a road trip I look out the window longingly and pretend to be in a music video

reading the back of the cereal box when eating cereal

Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

Math tests-doing all the work for a problem only to find out my answer is not any of the multiple choices.

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.