Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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Sometimes I think the whole world is set up, and I feel like I'm living in some kind of Truman Show. I even sometimes say "I know you're there" to the moon.

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when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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Sometimes I think and feel that I am the most voted man on Horsehead Network, I got no idea why. Moral the friendly r*pist: I dnt know what that means though... Or do I? ;)

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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call someone by a siblings name.

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.