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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.
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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.
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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling
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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.
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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.
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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it
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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink
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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.
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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible
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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.
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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.
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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.
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I daydream about what would happen if my phone rang in public and I had a ringtone of a cool song and what people think about the song and if they think I'm cool for it, or if they see some sort of symbolic meaning in the song. I do this while pacing around my room listening to the song. I think about what people I know would think about certain lyrics in the song. I do this all the time.
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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!
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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror
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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.
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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.
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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler
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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch
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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.
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i see almost everything as a sign
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I act as though I've had movie cameras placed in my eyes and a bunch of people will watch my life as a movie at some point. And so I do a narration voice for them.
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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.
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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.