Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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When I'm home alone, I pretend I'm famous, and pretend I'm doing a television or magazine interview, and answer out loud to questions I ask in my head

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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.

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Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.