When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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I pee in the shower. :3

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Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.