My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before i poop so the water dosent splash

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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waking up from an amazing/awesome dream and spend the rest of the day thinking up of new senarios to come after...

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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Breathe.

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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think something you shouldn't, then stop thinking it, because someone might read your mind

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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I vote thumb dlown the ones that i dong like

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.