When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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I have an irrational fear of sloths

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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Math tests-doing all the work for a problem only to find out my answer is not any of the multiple choices.

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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i masturbate with my feet

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hurting your foot and running around trying not to think of the pain!

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.