when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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If I'm in my room and I need to fart, I walk into someone else's room and fart in there so that my room doesn't stink up.

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I translate (parts of) songs into different languages in my head. I try to do it as good as possible.

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take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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"????????? ???? ?????! ??? ?? ???????? UH1 HUEY!!! ??? ?? ???????? ??????? ??????????? ?????, ????????? ?? ??????? ? ??????????????? ???????!!! ?????? ????, ???????????????? ?? ???????, ?? ?????? ??????? ?? ????! ???? ???????????? ???????, ????? ??????? ???? ??? ?????????, ? ??????????? ?????, ??? ????????? ??????? ??????????? ?????!!! ? ??? ?? ????? ???? ??????? ??????????? ??????????. ???????? ????????,???? ????, ??? ??????? ?????? ??? ????? ??? ????? ???? ? ??????. "

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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Sometimes when I touch something I have to touch all of the object and with both hands, otherwise I feel incomplete.

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

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I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

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I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.