I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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get really confused

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when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times

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I open the shower curtain when I get in the bathroom to make sure no ones there.

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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looking at the bottom when i meet foreigners talking among themselves... dang. no subtitles.

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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Think that a movie is shorter after you watch it once or twice

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.