really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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When I'm walking I pretend that I'm staying in the same place and moving the world beneath me.

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

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im going to rape that girl

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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.