Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.