When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

I rehearse arguments in my head.

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming

Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

When you get out of the shower and you're too lazy to get dressed, so you just hang around in a towel.

I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.