Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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sing in the shower

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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When I walk from one room to the next, I make believe that the room I just left exploded, and that I made it out just in time.

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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When no one is around I make sound effects for everything I do.

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.