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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked
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I poop on the side of my house in the morning so I do not have to make noise then come back in.
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I have one friend I always punch in the shoulder at least once when I see him.
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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?
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Sometimes I wonder who created words. For instance, who thought to call a fence a fence? It could have been called something completely random like bucxbuw, but it would seem normal to us and fence would seem like jibberish instead.
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Look at my poo before I flush it.
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misread dig bick
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When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.
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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.
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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you
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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects
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I think Frozen is an overrated film
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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.
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When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.
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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.
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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.
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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.
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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.
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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain
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Abuse your pet when nobody's looking
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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..
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When I walk the streets after getting a new haircut, I think everybody's staring at me and thinking "oh my god she got a new haircut" eventhough they didn't know me before.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.