When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

I try to move inanimate objects/set things on fire/control the elements with my mind.

I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

I masturbate with sandpaper

Always coming up with a really great comeback in my head 5 seconds too late. And then playing out what would have happened if I had said it.

Take off the ends of the banana (

After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

I like to eat the crust on pizzas

Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.