wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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Play as both sides on fifa

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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.