At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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When standing on the beach, I try to command the waves to stop.

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

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when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.