rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

smoke marijuana

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

Having gay sex

1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "

I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

Pee in the shower

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.