Pee in the shower

I like to eat the crust on pizzas

Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

open the fridge A eat food B think

Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

I tell inanimate objects what to do.

Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

pull out a flies wings and let it go

sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.