I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.