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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep
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I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.
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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic
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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend
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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.
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Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind
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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well
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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!
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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.
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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.
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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...
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Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it
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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.
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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle
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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km
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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.
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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind
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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up
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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out
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masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes
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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them
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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.
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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.
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seeing small spots in your eye (dust probably) and then chasing them with your eye trying to catch them
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.