Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

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even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

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Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

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when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose

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trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.