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I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.