If no one else is home and you have to go to the bathroom, but you're invested in what you're doing on your laptop, you take it with you.

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.

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you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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when im losing an argument, ill start singing my responses

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

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I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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Turn on Fox News and wonder if I'm watching a bad comedy routine or news reporting.

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Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.