When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.

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get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

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I read the down voted posts

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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Handing something to a friend or someone and all you can think is "...I've fapped with that hand. And they know I have" even though you clean up after you feel like your jizz is gonna be on what you gave them and theyll find out amd think you're disgusting.

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.