Every time I see my self in a mirror, I feel like I'm watching someone in a different dimension and make quick movements to see if they mess up.

Always think good thoughts before I go to bed so that I have good dreams

When walking on an old looking bridge I try to get off quickly and before anyone else gets on there because all I can think about is it giving way and me falling to my death/being very wet

Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.

Whenever someone is making a speech, I imagine them being taken out by a sniper mid-speech...

Pretend I'm much more popular than I am with people who don't know my social life.

Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

Answering questions that weren't directed at me, then awkwardly playing it off like they were talking to you.

Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.

Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

Get freaked out when door bell or phone rings when you are doing something you are not supposed to.

suck my own penis

I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

1.Open the fridge...nothing to eat :/ 2.Open the cabinet...nothing to eat :/ 3.Lower expectations..and then repeat :)

When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.