If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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I like to poo while smoking.

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Sometimes I wonder who created words. For instance, who thought to call a fence a fence? It could have been called something completely random like bucxbuw, but it would seem normal to us and fence would seem like jibberish instead.

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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Think about breathing...

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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When using the bathroom count the tiles on the floor or shower wall or read a shampoo bottle.

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.