When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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When I poop I pretend to make my wiener talk.

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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I read the down voted posts

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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Look at a word long enough to not seem like a word anymore, then sounding weird.

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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Pee in the shower.

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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when someone goes underwater in a movie I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived in that situation, I almost died during Finding Nemo

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Pretend that i don't care about my birthday when i actually can't wait to see what present people will get me and get terribly excited everytime someone text me

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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When looking for something you need, just walk in circles around the house until it appears.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.