Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle

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popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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Laying in bed kind of hungry, knowing exactly what you want to eat, and going over all the steps involved (going all the way to the kitchen, making the food, cleaning up, going all the way back to your room, plus it's nighttime and something might get you) and trying to decide whether or not it's worth it to go eat now or just wait until you wake up.

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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I chew on anything plastic. I don't think there's a pen that I haven't chewed on or a plastic cap I haven't put in my mouth. It's a horrible habit but it feels so DAMN GOOD TO CHEW!

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When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.

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scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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If I have a black surface I scratch my dandruff onto and make a dandruff galaxy.

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.