getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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when i realise for example that my shoes are stinking i get really paranoid and try to cover them under the table or something because i feel that everyone is thinking about it or is covering their nose or stuff

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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.