Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

wonder who wrote these things

Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

I pee in the shower. :3

Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

If I'm in my room and I need to fart, I walk into someone else's room and fart in there so that my room doesn't stink up.

When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

I type a comment here and secretly feel special

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.