Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...

Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

Eat ice by itself

Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.