ask my dog questions then realize, she can't talk...

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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make food scream if i chop them up.

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

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Always think good thoughts before I go to bed so that I have good dreams

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

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sit in the shower

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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i smoke weed all day.

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I try to move inanimate objects/set things on fire/control the elements with my mind.

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Remembering that you're breathing and then it stops being subconscious so you have to purposely breathe until you stop thinking about it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.