Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

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Sometimes when I touch something I have to touch all of the object and with both hands, otherwise I feel incomplete.

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Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

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every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

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Hate to type Morals under each one of my posts Moral: A small chick in the hand is better than a huge C**K up your ass. I am pretty sure not even women nor homosexuals want birds up there...Then again, I havent searched for anything like that at the intern... they are eating her! And now they are gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (fly stuck on head)

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When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"

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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

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Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

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At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business

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Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

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When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.

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When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.

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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

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When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

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Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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I can see a magic eye image

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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.