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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.
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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.
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Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?
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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.
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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.
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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.
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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule
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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.
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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.
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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.
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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.
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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol
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call someone by a siblings name.
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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell
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I put big spaces in between comments
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Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.
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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.
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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.
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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word
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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out
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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.
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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care
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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.
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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"
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A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.