Pretend animals talk to you!

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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Every time I open a door, I shout out "Alohamora!" and then I open it.

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

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When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.