Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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being super bored at shool

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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chew on the side of my teeth

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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The older I get the more honest I get

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k. everyone

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.