I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

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Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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Go outside and pee.

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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I get mad at characters on tv and i shoot the screen with my Nerf gun

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Always think good thoughts before I go to bed so that I have good dreams

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In my head, my life is some kind of on-going documentary about my life. Sometimes when I'm alone, I conduct interviews.

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Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.