When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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When I walk the streets after getting a new haircut, I think everybody's staring at me and thinking "oh my god she got a new haircut" eventhough they didn't know me before.

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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Sometimes when im sitting in class i start thinking how i would save the whole classroom if someone was to come in with a gun and start shooting.

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Think "When are we ever going to use this in our life?" while sitting bored in school.

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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I can't piss with my shoes on.

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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Every time I open a door, I shout out "Alohamora!" and then I open it.

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.