When looking for something you need, just walk in circles around the house until it appears.

I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

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When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

Say "ow" when I drop something or before I get hurt

I hold my breath in elevators

stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

Try stick to something but fail in the end

Whenever I'm home alone, I dance and sing along to any commercial.

My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.