Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

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When I'm listening to my ipod on a road trip I look out the window longingly and pretend to be in a music video

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reading the back of the cereal box when eating cereal

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Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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Math tests-doing all the work for a problem only to find out my answer is not any of the multiple choices.

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.