do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet

I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

Every time i take a drink from a cup, i rotate the cup so i never drink from the same place.

You pause while walking around your house when you're home alone because you think you heard a noise, but then realize it was just you walking.

Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

I open the shower curtain when I get in the bathroom to make sure no ones there.

Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

Having gay sex

When I'm home alone, I pretend I'm famous, and pretend I'm doing a television or magazine interview, and answer out loud to questions I ask in my head

While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

Every time i get a new video game i read the back of the case and the pamphlet the whole ride home

wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes

When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.