I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

I cant ride a bike

Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

Wonder why there are sites like this.

At the gym, I always try to do 5 pounds more than the previous person.

apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "

Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.