Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

No matter how complicated your shower is at home, you always find it much easier to work than other people's showers.

When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

when i know that friends are coming to my place the next day i clean up my room and then i'm like...oh i forgot to clean up i'm sorry, it's always in a mess...

whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

Abuse your pet when nobody's looking

Pretend that i don't care about my birthday when i actually can't wait to see what present people will get me and get terribly excited everytime someone text me

Sit there with my hand just resting down my pants casually when I'm alone. It's comfy!

Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

I stand under my ceiling fan, looking up while spinning around to make it look still...

Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse.

pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.