Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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Think the "D" in the Disney logo was actually a "G", and realized that thought process at an age to embarassing to divulge to complete strangers on the internet.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.