When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.