I always twist my washcloth into a cone shape, so when I take my next shower it is dry and hardened. Then I pretend stab it into my stomach and say "MY LIFE FOR AIUR!" before getting it wet again.

On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

Try to pet your cat with your foot.

I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

Picking my nose.

Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

Boinked my neighbor

Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

Sleep with pillow between legs

When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.