Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

I eat ass

If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

Pick your dead skin then eat it.

Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.