wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.