Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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Look at my poop before flushing

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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get bored so I fist myself for money

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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.