When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.

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Make scary faces in the mirror and try to scare myself

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When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

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get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

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Breathe.

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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I like to poo while smoking.

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.