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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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become increasingly panicked when its dark and you cant find the door handle.

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.