I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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misread flashlight

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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I pee in the shower. :3

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Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.