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Sleep with pillow between legs
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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.
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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.
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Being fat
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I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.
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When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.
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I can't get out of bed in the mornings unless the alarm clock reads 0 or 5.
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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model
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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day
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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.
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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.
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Guessing how many people are listening to the same song at the same moment as you
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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.
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At the gym, I always try to do 5 pounds more than the previous person.
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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family
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instinctively thumb down long posts without reading them.
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Cough and shift my feet a lot when someone comes into the public bathroom so they know someone is in the stall and won't walk in on me.
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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee
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After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.
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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body
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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt
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blink
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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.
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when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.