forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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Wondering where are famous people and what they are doing at this exact moment.

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Too lazy to exercise. Think to self "I'm gonna work out tomorrow." - instantly feel better about self. Still didn't exercise.

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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I stand under my ceiling fan, looking up while spinning around to make it look still...

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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I always twist my washcloth into a cone shape, so when I take my next shower it is dry and hardened. Then I pretend stab it into my stomach and say "MY LIFE FOR AIUR!" before getting it wet again.

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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Sometimes I imagine what it would look like if I was seeing out of another person's eyes across from where I happen to be.

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When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

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Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking

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Having small fingers and, regardless, still unable to click on the right thing when on the internet with a touch screen phone.

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I used to pretent my legs didn't work and pulled myself up the stairs with just my hands.

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Stuff 13 chips in my mouth when no one is looking, bite 1 chip in half and chew it for 30 seconds when someone is looking.

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If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do

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When I walk the streets after getting a new haircut, I think everybody's staring at me and thinking "oh my god she got a new haircut" eventhough they didn't know me before.

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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How many times is it okay to say "what" before just nodding and smiling?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.