I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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The older I get the more honest I get

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.