When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

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I really like taking shits.

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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Mayada stupid

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.