do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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Every time i take a drink from a cup, i rotate the cup so i never drink from the same place.

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You pause while walking around your house when you're home alone because you think you heard a noise, but then realize it was just you walking.

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Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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I open the shower curtain when I get in the bathroom to make sure no ones there.

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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Having gay sex

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When I'm home alone, I pretend I'm famous, and pretend I'm doing a television or magazine interview, and answer out loud to questions I ask in my head

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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Every time i get a new video game i read the back of the case and the pamphlet the whole ride home

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes

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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.