I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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sometimes i sing and when i do , i make drum sounds with my teeth and you know, all that stuff

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.