Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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this is a terrible website and i hate you

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When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.