If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

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I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

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When laying in bed I put the covers over my head and act like I'm in different places..caves..tent..etc..

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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Dancing while hoovering

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you

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wonder if there are secret cameras watching my every move...

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.