Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

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Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.