I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.