RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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When I'm on Facebook, I flip between someone's most recent profile picture and their first one, just to see how much they've changed.

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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Seperate your food on you dinner plate

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When looking for something you need, just walk in circles around the house until it appears.

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Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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Sex scene comes on TV while you are watching with your parents... Try to act normal... Fail.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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Made after doomsday plans

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I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.