- Things You Think Only You Do

Think you looked good the whole day, then come home and realize you were a hot mess and nobody told you

When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

check shower for murder then pee

worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

Sometimes I think and feel that I am the most voted man on Horsehead Network, I got no idea why. Moral the friendly r*pist: I dnt know what that means though... Or do I? ;)

make south park refferences every day

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.