When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.

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When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.

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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

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When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

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Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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I can see a magic eye image

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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

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I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

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When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

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When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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blow nose. look at kleenex.

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Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.

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I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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When I'm scared in the shower sing

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I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming

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I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.