When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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I think about other women when having sex

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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chew on the side of my teeth

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.