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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.
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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.
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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!
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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...
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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins
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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.
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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do
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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?
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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.
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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers
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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!
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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.
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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool
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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.
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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.
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I think about other women when having sex
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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.
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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.
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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number
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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side
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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead
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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.
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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money
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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.