I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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Say 'WED', 'NES' and 'DAY' slowly in your head when spelling Wednesday.

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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I wish I was born again, but I had all of the knowledge I have now.

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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When i need to poop i place toilet paper over the water so it doesn't splash up and hit my rectum.

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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I never read the Terms of Service. I just click "OK"

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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I hold my breath in elevators

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.