When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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Wishing you could go back in time and do a situation over again, becuase you regret the stuff you did.

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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Am I the only one that thinks of things, and force yourself to not to think about it, then you hear people laugh or go "OHHHH" so you think that you said your thoughts out loud and everyone heard?

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.