Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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Eat pizza backwards because the crust isn't as good as the cheese part and I want to get that over with.

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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.