You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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this is a terrible website and i hate you

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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Sometimes when im sitting in class i start thinking how i would save the whole classroom if someone was to come in with a gun and start shooting.

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Walking around store and store clerk asks are you finding everything ok..and you reply yes and you...

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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Sometimes I wonder who created words. For instance, who thought to call a fence a fence? It could have been called something completely random like bucxbuw, but it would seem normal to us and fence would seem like jibberish instead.

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Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.