Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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sing like a pro in da shower

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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Every time I see my self in a mirror, I feel like I'm watching someone in a different dimension and make quick movements to see if they mess up.

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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squezzing moisturisure/tooth paste really hard cos the top is all dry and then a shit load comes out all at once

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I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

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sit in the shower

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.