Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.

Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

Sometimes I wipe my butt so violently that my finger goes through the toilet paper and into my butt hole. I enjoy it and question my sexuality. ;)

In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.