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Change the channel during commercials when you have the remote, when you don't you go insane and say "TURN IT BACK WE'LL MISS THE START!!!"
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while talking about someone, immediately fear they are somehow listening
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I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.
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Sometimes, I skim through the Terms of Service just to make sure I'm not selling my soul or promising my first-born.
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Imagine yourself and friends as band members while listening to songs.
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After hearing a song, you think, oh i have never heard of that before, and then you start hearing it every single day....
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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .
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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.
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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music
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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat
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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.
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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler
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When my soap is running low, I add water to it.
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My hoodie/jacket strings HAVE to be equal in length, or I pull them then restretch the hood out to make them even.
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Fill up a glass, drink half, then fill it up again.
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Reading the things people post on here and realising your not as weird as you thought.
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If I read that someone said something a certain way in a book I try to mimic their voice.
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I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle
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i smoke weed all day.
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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.
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When I'm laying in bed, I make sure that my feet are covered and not hanging off the edge so that monsters don't eat them in my sleep.
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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...
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Whenever i wear long sleeves i always hold onto the sleeves with my ring and pinkie fingers.
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When I walk from one room to the next, I make believe that the room I just left exploded, and that I made it out just in time.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.