Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

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Pee in the shower.

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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

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When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.