I rehearse arguments in my head.

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

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Have a dream with horribly unfortunate events (like having an amputation or being in prison) waking up from said dream and saying something like, "Good thing that was a dream, don't know what I'd do if that was real"

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act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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run inside after taking out the trash because a monster might be hiding in the big trash can

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Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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i masturbate with my feet

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.