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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning
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Brake for tail-gaters
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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.
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whale sperm
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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.
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Every time I see my self in a mirror, I feel like I'm watching someone in a different dimension and make quick movements to see if they mess up.
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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.
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I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.
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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.
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I twist my pubes into little spikes when I pee.
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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"
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open the fridge A eat food B think
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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die
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i use dental dams
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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation
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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.
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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number
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When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.
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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it
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When laying in bed I put the covers over my head and act like I'm in different places..caves..tent..etc..
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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-
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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!
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Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.
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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.
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A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.