I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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While listening to music, I imagine an insanely huge dance number to go along with it.

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.