get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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I masturbate evenly with both hands so that my penis doesn't become crooked.

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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When I have a really good dream, and I wake up and realize it was a dream, I try to fall back asleep and re-visit the dream.

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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When I'm scared in the shower sing

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Sometimes I think and feel that I am the most voted man on Horsehead Network, I got no idea why. Moral the friendly r*pist: I dnt know what that means though... Or do I? ;)

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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hate Justin Bieber

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.