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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)
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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush
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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.
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When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY
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Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.
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Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never did certain things like move to a new house or attended a certain school or college. I wonder if I still would have met the people who are in my life now. I think about If I never met my best friends, people who are like family to me. Then I get really sad because it's something I never want to imagine. Afterwards, I talk to them to cheer myself up.
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When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.
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I always twist my washcloth into a cone shape, so when I take my next shower it is dry and hardened. Then I pretend stab it into my stomach and say "MY LIFE FOR AIUR!" before getting it wet again.
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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.
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Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...
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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.
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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test
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Try to pet your cat with your foot.
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Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.
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Picking my nose.
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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.
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Boinked my neighbor
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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.
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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.
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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.
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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.
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Sleep with pillow between legs
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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.
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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.