When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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I eat food when i'm bored..

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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I vote thumb dlown the ones that i dong like

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.