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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.
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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell
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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!
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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge
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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.
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I read the down voted posts
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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass
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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.
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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better
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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.
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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!
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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!
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Pee in the shower
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I can't piss with my shoes on.
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I type a comment here and secretly feel special
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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.
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When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.
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only read the short jokes on this website
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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other
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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt
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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*
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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.
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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"
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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.
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A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.