Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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The older I get the more honest I get

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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Do somthing only you do

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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sit in the shower

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Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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I like to say really offensive and/and racist words when I'm on my own and no one can hear me. It just feels good to say things that I'm not allowed to.

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.