I always cry when I pray.

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Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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Turn the Microwave off at 1 second

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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Smoking in the shower.

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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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When I'm in a hurry I brush my teeth while peeing because I think it saves time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.