Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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Eat pizza backwards because the crust isn't as good as the cheese part and I want to get that over with.

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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Take baths

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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Say 'WED', 'NES' and 'DAY' slowly in your head when spelling Wednesday.

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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Guessing how many people are listening to the same song at the same moment as you

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Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.