I daydream about what would happen if my phone rang in public and I had a ringtone of a cool song and what people think about the song and if they think I'm cool for it, or if they see some sort of symbolic meaning in the song. I do this while pacing around my room listening to the song. I think about what people I know would think about certain lyrics in the song. I do this all the time.

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When I'm walking at night, I put up my hood and grin evilly at passing cars so it'll scare the drivers if they see

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My most intimate moments are constantly interrupted by the same thought..."oh, God...what if there is a secret security cam in here...CUT TO: oh God...can my dead grandparents see me now????"

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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When I walk from one room to the next, I make believe that the room I just left exploded, and that I made it out just in time.

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i cant fall asleep unless i suck my thumb...

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Think about the things you could do if you had the power to stop the time.

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When I'm in a hurry I brush my teeth while peeing because I think it saves time.

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When I see myself in the mirror, I have to make a funny face just to make sure my face still works.

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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I always cry when I pray.

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On a calendar search for the picture on your birthday month

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When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.

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I pass by closed doors quickly and at least as far away as the door seems like it can open, because I always feel like someone's going to burst out, hitting me in the face with the door.

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When i take off my watch before i go to sleep i smell my wrist.

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Say "ow" when I drop something or before I get hurt

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Every time I see my self in a mirror, I feel like I'm watching someone in a different dimension and make quick movements to see if they mess up.

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I never read the Terms of Service. I just click "OK"

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Sometimes I imagine how everyone would react if I died.

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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make food scream if i chop them up.

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.