imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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When I'm at someone else's house, clutter sort of bothers me and it makes me want to clean up. At my own house, it feels really weird if there's a lack of clutter, so I like to keep it that way.

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When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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Rapidly click the mouse when your computer is frozen, even though you know it won't do anything to help whatsoever.

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pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

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I'm constantly struck with this odd sensation that I didn't wipe my ass well enough.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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I can see a magic eye image

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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Post on this website, then give yourself the first thumbs up to kick-start your success.

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When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

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when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.