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When I have a really good dream, and I wake up and realize it was a dream, I try to fall back asleep and re-visit the dream.
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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.
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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.
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After hearing a song, you think, oh i have never heard of that before, and then you start hearing it every single day....
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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.
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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.
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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.
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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.
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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.
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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about
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I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder
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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?
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Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.
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when my parents are gone i shout random stuff
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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).
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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...
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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.
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feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.
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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet
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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.
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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.
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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.
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When no one is home or if no one is looking you go in the fridge and drink right out of the bottle.
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A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.