ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

Eat ice by itself

I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

i masturbate with my feet

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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instinctively thumb down long posts without reading them.

I never read the Terms of Service. I just click "OK"

Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

Have to take the phone with you everytime to the bathroom

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

sing really loud to songs in the car, but stop when people are right next to you at stoplights.

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.