Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

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When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.