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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know
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Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.
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Find yourself alone at a party/gathering of some sort... Pretend to send a text to make people think you're not a loner.
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Think about what you're going to tell your kids about your childhood when you grow-up.
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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower
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When I'm about to go to the bathroom, I think of a million things that I have to do and try to do them all before I pee my pants.
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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.
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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.
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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.
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Answering questions that weren't directed at me, then awkwardly playing it off like they were talking to you.
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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.
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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.
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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow
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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.
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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers
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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home
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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.
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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.
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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.
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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.
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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.
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I gotta get down of Friday
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I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do
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Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.