Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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fap

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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when i realise for example that my shoes are stinking i get really paranoid and try to cover them under the table or something because i feel that everyone is thinking about it or is covering their nose or stuff

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.