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When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.
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misread dig bick
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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.
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pull out a flies wings and let it go
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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough
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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer
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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.
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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning
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wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12
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I have memorized my drivers license registration number
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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.
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Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.
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I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times
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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.
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If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.
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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me
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I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.
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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"
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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.
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I masturbate evenly with both hands so that my penis doesn't become crooked.
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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it
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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.
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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.
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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.
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