I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

I sleep in my underpants every single night

pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

I eat ass

Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

im going to kill that person and get away with it

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.