I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

When I'm home alone, I pretend I'm famous, and pretend I'm doing a television or magazine interview, and answer out loud to questions I ask in my head

Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.

Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

Ur mum

Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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I laugh easier when im with someone

Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.