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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower
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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^
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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.
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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.
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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows
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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.
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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are
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Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.
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Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.
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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny
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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.
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Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.
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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.
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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"
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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too
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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)
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Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.
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Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.
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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.
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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.
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Feels my beard with my tongue.
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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.