When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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I vote thumb dlown the ones that i dong like

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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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Smoking in the shower.

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When I'm home alone I open random doors to make sure nobodys there

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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I chew on anything plastic. I don't think there's a pen that I haven't chewed on or a plastic cap I haven't put in my mouth. It's a horrible habit but it feels so DAMN GOOD TO CHEW!

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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draw little triangles while coulouring in to make it seem that theres not so much work -jesse

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.