Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

I sleep in my underpants every single night

Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.