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I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.
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k. everyone
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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.
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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'
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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.
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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself
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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.
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When looking for something you need, just walk in circles around the house until it appears.
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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-
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I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..
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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.
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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care
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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.
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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.
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jack off
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When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.
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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.
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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.
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I **** with no hands.
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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.
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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..
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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.
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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet
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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.