you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Be a loner at school

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.