Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

I stand under my ceiling fan, looking up while spinning around to make it look still...

Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse.

pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

I delete all notifications on my phone before i shut it off.

When I have headphones in, I wonder if my swallowing is extremely loud for everyone else too.

dont turn my fan up so high cause i think its going to fall and slice me to bits -jesse

try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

I'll sing nice and loud in the shower and wonder why I haven't come out with an album yet

After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

I get into a massive fight with my parents, and then do the thing i was told not to just so i can tick them off.

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.