When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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Know all the lyrics to a song but then realize you never actually "listened" to the song to see what it's about

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Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.

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Answering questions that weren't directed at me, then awkwardly playing it off like they were talking to you.

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

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Look at my poop before flushing

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.