I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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i take words i just read or said and sing them to the tune of a song

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Playing with your phone or remote throwinng it up and down until it hits your face

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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Poop naked.

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.