Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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I think about other women when having sex

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.