Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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I was the real Stig...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.