close the fridge door really slowly just so you can see the light turn off

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Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry

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Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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When the hero of a movie is drowning I hold my breath to see if I would survive.

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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I can't trill my R's

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When I see someone I know walking toward me as I'm walking toward them from a long way away, I pretend I don't see them until we're right on top of each other, then, miraculously discovering them, I smile and say, "Hi".

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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Masturbate while waiting for a game to load.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.