Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

play with a knife and pretend to be a master blade wielder

twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.