Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.

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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

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invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

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Sometimes I wipe my butt so violently that my finger goes through the toilet paper and into my butt hole. I enjoy it and question my sexuality. ;)

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In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

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When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.