shag your mom

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I read the down voted posts

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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

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Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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SOMETIMES I SHIT ON MY HAND.... IN THE SHOWER

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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Spend way too much time on this website cause it makes you feel normal

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.