I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

Go outside and pee.

When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

i always think people can hear my thoughts.

I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

i would air drum even if theres no music playing

I get mad at characters on tv and i shoot the screen with my Nerf gun

Always think good thoughts before I go to bed so that I have good dreams

In my head, my life is some kind of on-going documentary about my life. Sometimes when I'm alone, I conduct interviews.

Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.