When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.

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Dip my pizza crust in my soda

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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How many times is it okay to say "what" before just nodding and smiling?

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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instinctively thumb down long posts without reading them.

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I have an irrational fear of sloths

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When I'm on Facebook, I flip between someone's most recent profile picture and their first one, just to see how much they've changed.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Sometimes I think and feel that I am the most voted man on Horsehead Network, I got no idea why. Moral the friendly r*pist: I dnt know what that means though... Or do I? ;)

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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whenever I see those commercials where there is two people talking to each other but they constantly look at me it really irritates me

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.