whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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Check your analog watch, wait for it to strike a minute, then look away and try to count 60 seconds out in your head before you look again. However many seconds you were away is your new record.

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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Pull the curtain right to the end so there are no gaps just in case some weirdo at night decides to look in my window.

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.