Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."

Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.

get bored so I fist myself for money

Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

I always cry when I pray.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.