type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph

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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

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sometimes i close my eyes and i rub them to see psychedelic drawings

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When I'm in a car holding a handheld device (iPod, Cell Phone, etc.) I have a feeling I will randomly throw it out the open window. I would never do this, but I'm still afraid I might.

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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Have a dream with horribly unfortunate events (like having an amputation or being in prison) waking up from said dream and saying something like, "Good thing that was a dream, don't know what I'd do if that was real"

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Think about breathing...

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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Have to take the phone with you everytime to the bathroom

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hate Justin Bieber

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when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

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At the gym, I always try to do 5 pounds more than the previous person.

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misread flashlight

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.