I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.