get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.