When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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When walking on an old looking bridge I try to get off quickly and before anyone else gets on there because all I can think about is it giving way and me falling to my death/being very wet

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

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When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.