Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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When I poop I pretend to make my wiener talk.

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Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.