I'm constantly struck with this odd sensation that I didn't wipe my ass well enough.

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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I can see a magic eye image

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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Post on this website, then give yourself the first thumbs up to kick-start your success.

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When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

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when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.