Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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I masturbate evenly with both hands so that my penis doesn't become crooked.

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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When you try to blur eyes and keep them like that when you look around the room.

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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Sometimes I think and feel that I am the most voted man on Horsehead Network, I got no idea why. Moral the friendly r*pist: I dnt know what that means though... Or do I? ;)

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Say "ow" when I drop something or before I get hurt

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.