Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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I put big spaces in between comments

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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Find yourself alone at a party/gathering of some sort... Pretend to send a text to make people think you're not a loner.

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing us.

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I chew my ice cream.

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I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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Squeezing my cat's face back so it looks Chinese.

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.