Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

How many times is it okay to say "what" before just nodding and smiling?

never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

the power to regenerate your appendix

After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

Text random people saying I'm pregnant

When I masturbate I trade hands often in fear that my penis may become crooked.

I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

When I walk from one room to the next, I make believe that the room I just left exploded, and that I made it out just in time.

do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

Talk to my cat.

Play as both sides on fifa

When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.