When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

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dont turn my fan up so high cause i think its going to fall and slice me to bits -jesse

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I chew my ice cream.

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.

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Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.