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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

im going to RAPEEEE that girl

After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...

waking up from an amazing/awesome dream and spend the rest of the day thinking up of new senarios to come after...

I pretend that my actions are perceived by a past self and they're always astounded by the change I've gone through.

I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.

Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...

Look at my poo before I flush it.

I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.