brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

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When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.