Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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Guessing how many people are listening to the same song at the same moment as you

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Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph

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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

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sometimes i close my eyes and i rub them to see psychedelic drawings

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When I'm in a car holding a handheld device (iPod, Cell Phone, etc.) I have a feeling I will randomly throw it out the open window. I would never do this, but I'm still afraid I might.

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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Have a dream with horribly unfortunate events (like having an amputation or being in prison) waking up from said dream and saying something like, "Good thing that was a dream, don't know what I'd do if that was real"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.