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My most intimate moments are constantly interrupted by the same thought..."oh, God...what if there is a secret security cam in here...CUT TO: oh God...can my dead grandparents see me now????"
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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one
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While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.
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I used to eat bath bubbles
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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there
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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.
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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.
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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.
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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.
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I think Frozen is an overrated film
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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.
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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.
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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.
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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.
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Sleep with pillow between legs
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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.
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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet
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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing
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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.
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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects
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Pee in my work garbage can.
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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.
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Pee sitting down so I dont have to aim
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.