I have a phobia of incest

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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I avoid closing my eyes in the shower in case ghosts/monsters/zombies get me.

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.