shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

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(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

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Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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Absentmindedly rub your stomach while lying down watching or reading.

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.