I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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I Masturbate Daily.

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Get turned on lookin at my own butt

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

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when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

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I translate (parts of) songs into different languages in my head. I try to do it as good as possible.

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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I gotta get down of Friday

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.