Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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being super bored at shool

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smoke marijuana

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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I gotta get down of Friday

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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I pee in the shower.

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When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

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when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

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when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose

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I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.