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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.
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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.
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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''
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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work
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Picking my nose.
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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.
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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video
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Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.
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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.
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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt
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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up
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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.
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I have never watched Star Wars.
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When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.
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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.
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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !
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misread flashlight
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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations
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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)
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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.
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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.
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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree
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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.
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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.