Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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Sometimes I toot.

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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I eat ass

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

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Think about what you're going to tell your kids about your childhood when you grow-up.

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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wonder who wrote these things

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when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.