Say 'WED', 'NES' and 'DAY' slowly in your head when spelling Wednesday.

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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Have a dream with horribly unfortunate events (like having an amputation or being in prison) waking up from said dream and saying something like, "Good thing that was a dream, don't know what I'd do if that was real"

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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penis

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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When walking on an old looking bridge I try to get off quickly and before anyone else gets on there because all I can think about is it giving way and me falling to my death/being very wet

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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Sometimes I wipe my butt so violently that my finger goes through the toilet paper and into my butt hole. I enjoy it and question my sexuality. ;)

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Lie in bed and wonder what happens whe you die, get depressed and come on this site for reassurance

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.