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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons
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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it
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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.
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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.
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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"
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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?
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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.
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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.
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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'
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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.
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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.
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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.
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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.
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When I have headphones in, I wonder if my swallowing is extremely loud for everyone else too.
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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!
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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.
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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"
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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)
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lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.
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You remember something funny. You smile like an idiot. Everyone around thinks your weird for randomly smiling.
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I hold my breath in elevators
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I actually get stuck watching those rediculous infomercials late at night... Yeah - you're not alone. But no, I don't buy anything either... Lol.
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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.
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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.