tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

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You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.

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Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

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Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

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I translate (parts of) songs into different languages in my head. I try to do it as good as possible.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.