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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.
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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.
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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump
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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.
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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...
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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me
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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.
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test how many stares you can scale in one step
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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."
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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka
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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.
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Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly
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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.
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Pretend animals talk to you!
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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.
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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.
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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast
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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.
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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...
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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.
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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.
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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself
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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.
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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.