Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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must have the tv volume set to an even number or feel weird

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.