When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

ask my dog questions then realize, she can't talk...

I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

try to give your friends spirit animals

When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.