Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.