Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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When bored in class.. I catch eyes with someone across the room and look away fast, then act "cool" for the next 10 minutes because I still think they're looking at me...

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.