when im losing an argument, ill start singing my responses

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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Lie in bed and wonder what happens whe you die, get depressed and come on this site for reassurance

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

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Before I go to bed I have to put one of my hands between my knees in order to warm up and get comfy.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.