Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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I pee in the shower. :3

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When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

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I know how to type a ¿

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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Get turned on lookin at my own butt

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Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.