when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

wen on this website go look at the most disliked

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

Make up a song to yourself.

I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

I sleep in my underpants every single night

i always think people can hear my thoughts.

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.