I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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I cant ride a bike

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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Wonder why there are sites like this.

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At the gym, I always try to do 5 pounds more than the previous person.

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apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.