Pee in the shower

After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

open the fridge A eat food B think

I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

masturbate quietly in my room.

Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

always check thde back seat before starting the car

After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

Eat ice by itself

getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

I push the door open with my stomach

Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc

Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

This song will not come out of my head!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.