sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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Eat something that will make crumbs over the sink because you are too lazy to get a plate

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When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.