The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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On an one night if I come too fast .je persuade the girl that I have to forget my cellular in my automobile and I get out

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.