Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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sometimes i sing and when i do , i make drum sounds with my teeth and you know, all that stuff

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Wondering where are famous people and what they are doing at this exact moment.

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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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i masturbate with my feet

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scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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I fake laugh at peoples jokes when they're not funny to avoid akward moments.

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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im going to RAPEEEE that girl

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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looking at the bottom when i meet foreigners talking among themselves... dang. no subtitles.

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When im alone i have a conversation with myself

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.