Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

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Pour cereal. Realize there is no milk. You really want cereal so you try it with water. Realize that was a bad idea.

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I dont know weather or not to flush the toilet at night incase i wake somebody, its even worse in other peoples houses.

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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I control water in the shower.

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

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Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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When nobody's home I blast the stereo and sing as loud as I can.

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.