I'm constantly struck with this odd sensation that I didn't wipe my ass well enough.

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.

do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

I can see a magic eye image

Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.

google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.