wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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On a calendar search for the picture on your birthday month

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When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.