Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

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Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

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Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.