So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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Rapidly click the mouse when your computer is frozen, even though you know it won't do anything to help whatsoever.

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pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

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I'm constantly struck with this odd sensation that I didn't wipe my ass well enough.

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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I can see a magic eye image

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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Post on this website, then give yourself the first thumbs up to kick-start your success.

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When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

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when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.