text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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Hate to type Morals under each one of my posts Moral: A small chick in the hand is better than a huge C**K up your ass. I am pretty sure not even women nor homosexuals want birds up there...Then again, I havent searched for anything like that at the intern... they are eating her! And now they are gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (fly stuck on head)

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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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Sitting down in the shower

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I get mad at characters on tv and i shoot the screen with my Nerf gun

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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I always cry when I pray.

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.