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Every time I see my self in a mirror, I feel like I'm watching someone in a different dimension and make quick movements to see if they mess up.

I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

I twist my pubes into little spikes when I pee.

Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.

push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

Sometimes I wipe my butt so violently that my finger goes through the toilet paper and into my butt hole. I enjoy it and question my sexuality. ;)

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.