When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

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when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.