- Things You Think Only You Do

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

Look at a word and count the letters by 2's - continue counting the letters over and over by 2's until it comes out even at the end of the word.

when you bleed you suck your own blood

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

Math tests-doing all the work for a problem only to find out my answer is not any of the multiple choices.

stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards

Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

I pee in the shower. :3

Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.