Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

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Sometimes when I touch something I have to touch all of the object and with both hands, otherwise I feel incomplete.

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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I Masturbate Daily.

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I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.