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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).
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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...
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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.
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feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.
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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.
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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.
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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.
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When no one is home or if no one is looking you go in the fridge and drink right out of the bottle.
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A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics
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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.
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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.
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Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)
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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep
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dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true
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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.
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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.
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Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.
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play with a knife and pretend to be a master blade wielder
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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound
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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.
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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.
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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.
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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other
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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.