Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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shag your mom

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

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Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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SOMETIMES I SHIT ON MY HAND.... IN THE SHOWER

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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Spend way too much time on this website cause it makes you feel normal

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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.