Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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i take words i just read or said and sing them to the tune of a song

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I avoid closing my eyes in the shower in case ghosts/monsters/zombies get me.

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Imagine yourself and friends as band members while listening to songs.

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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Sometimes I imagine what it would look like if I was seeing out of another person's eyes across from where I happen to be.

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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wipe your hands on your pants

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Pee sitting down so I dont have to aim

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Playing with your phone or remote throwinng it up and down until it hits your face

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sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.