when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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Eat pizza backwards because the crust isn't as good as the cheese part and I want to get that over with.

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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I avoid closing my eyes in the shower in case ghosts/monsters/zombies get me.

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

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Accidentally turning the fan on instead of the light when you walk into the bathroom and having a mini-spazz attack because the sound scares you.

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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Not clicking the Facebook 'like' button on "pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud", because it will show up on your profile, and you think other people will think you're strange.

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.