Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

I say my first name every night before I go to sleep because I want it to be the last thing I say before I die.

When one of those sad sappy abused dogs commercials comes on, you change the channel really fast to prevent from crying.

bounce when your tip toeing.

When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

I'll sing nice and loud in the shower and wonder why I haven't come out with an album yet

If no one else is home and you have to go to the bathroom, but you're invested in what you're doing on your laptop, you take it with you.

Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

when im losing an argument, ill start singing my responses

Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

Type in "Things you think only you do" then feel better that alot of people do the same stupid or smart things.

Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.