Squeezing my cat's face back so it looks Chinese.

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When one of those sad sappy abused dogs commercials comes on, you change the channel really fast to prevent from crying.

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in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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I get mad at characters on tv and i shoot the screen with my Nerf gun

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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I have seen a UFO

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Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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Whenever you are in a quiet room and are trying to eat a food that is very loud to chew (like chips) you try to chew slowly or alter your chewing style so noone will think your too loud

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.