when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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If I have a black surface I scratch my dandruff onto and make a dandruff galaxy.

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Sometimes I wonder who created words. For instance, who thought to call a fence a fence? It could have been called something completely random like bucxbuw, but it would seem normal to us and fence would seem like jibberish instead.

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.