Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

Sometimes I think and feel that I am the most voted man on Horsehead Network, I got no idea why. Moral the friendly r*pist: I dnt know what that means though... Or do I? ;)

Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

I can only play a piano with my right hand

Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

Talk to my cat.

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

I wonder if elections are rigged?

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.