I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.

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I unlike Facebook pages if they spam my wall.

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When you stop to tie you shoe, you re-tie the other so one isnt tighter than the other.

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Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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I poop on the side of my house in the morning so I do not have to make noise then come back in.

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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When using the bathroom count the tiles on the floor or shower wall or read a shampoo bottle.

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Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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While listening to music, I imagine an insanely huge dance number to go along with it.

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My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.