I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle

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i smoke weed all day.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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When I'm laying in bed, I make sure that my feet are covered and not hanging off the edge so that monsters don't eat them in my sleep.

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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Whenever i wear long sleeves i always hold onto the sleeves with my ring and pinkie fingers.

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When I walk from one room to the next, I make believe that the room I just left exploded, and that I made it out just in time.

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics

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misread dig bick

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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sometimes, i smell my own farts.

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when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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If I hear a noise, it obviously means there is a monster somewhere in/near my bedroom and the sheets will protect me as long as they cover up to my chin.

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Laughing randomly because you remembered something that was funny earlier

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.