Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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wonder if there are secret cameras watching my every move...

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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Only use the left earphone.

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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listen to madonnas new album

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Get freaked out when door bell or phone rings when you are doing something you are not supposed to.

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When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.