When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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I want to suck on your penis

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I have one friend I always punch in the shoulder at least once when I see him.

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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k. everyone

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.