- Things You Think Only You Do

I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. name dies in the end. WTF?

Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

Think about what you're going to tell your kids about your childhood when you grow-up.

I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.

Accidentally turning the fan on instead of the light when you walk into the bathroom and having a mini-spazz attack because the sound scares you.

When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing us.

After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

Playing with your phone or remote throwinng it up and down until it hits your face

realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.