Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.