Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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call someone by a siblings name.

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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Have a dream with horribly unfortunate events (like having an amputation or being in prison) waking up from said dream and saying something like, "Good thing that was a dream, don't know what I'd do if that was real"

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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I push the door open with my stomach

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.