when i have to go down stairs at night, i have to sprint up the stairs in case there are ghosts/monsters never dangle my feet over the bed in case something tickles/touches them

When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

looking at the bottom when i meet foreigners talking among themselves... dang. no subtitles.

Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

I poop on the side of my house in the morning so I do not have to make noise then come back in.

When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

Sometimes, I skim through the Terms of Service just to make sure I'm not selling my soul or promising my first-born.

ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

Think that a movie is shorter after you watch it once or twice

When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"

I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

Turning on the TV for background noise when I'm on my computer.

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

Know all the lyrics to a song but then realize you never actually "listened" to the song to see what it's about

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.