When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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When no one is home or if no one is looking you go in the fridge and drink right out of the bottle.

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A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

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play with a knife and pretend to be a master blade wielder

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.