Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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sometimes i sing and when i do , i make drum sounds with my teeth and you know, all that stuff

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Wondering where are famous people and what they are doing at this exact moment.

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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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i masturbate with my feet

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scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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im going to RAPEEEE that girl

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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looking at the bottom when i meet foreigners talking among themselves... dang. no subtitles.

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When im alone i have a conversation with myself

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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At the gym, I always try to do 5 pounds more than the previous person.

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.