If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Guessing how many people are listening to the same song at the same moment as you

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Absentmindedly rub your stomach while lying down watching or reading.

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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When nobody's home I blast the stereo and sing as loud as I can.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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I wish I was born again, but I had all of the knowledge I have now.

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Every time I open a door, I shout out "Alohamora!" and then I open it.

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.