Masturbate while waiting for a game to load.

On an one night if I come too fast .je persuade the girl that I have to forget my cellular in my automobile and I get out

Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.

When I'm walking I pretend that I'm staying in the same place and moving the world beneath me.

i randomly grab my boobs when i'm home alone. like, all the time.

Breathe.

I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.

I stop the microwave at 1 second so that one someone else uses it it beeps

See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

Squeezing my cat's face back so it looks Chinese.

When one of those sad sappy abused dogs commercials comes on, you change the channel really fast to prevent from crying.

in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

I get mad at characters on tv and i shoot the screen with my Nerf gun

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.