use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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when someone says something like 'it's too late' i always start singing 'to apologizeeeeee' even though i think people are annoyed of me always singing along to their sentences and changing the meaning, but i just cannot stop it

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When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.