I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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sit in the shower

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.