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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.
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to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it
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Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.
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Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.
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When I poop I pretend to make my wiener talk.
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Look at a word long enough to not seem like a word anymore, then sounding weird.
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I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts
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When i need to poop i place toilet paper over the water so it doesn't splash up and hit my rectum.
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A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.
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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.
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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.
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Save more than once on your favourite game.
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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running
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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.
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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.
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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials
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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first
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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning
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Brake for tail-gaters
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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.
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whale sperm
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Every time I see my self in a mirror, I feel like I'm watching someone in a different dimension and make quick movements to see if they mess up.
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I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.
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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.