Wishing you could go back in time and do a situation over again, becuase you regret the stuff you did.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

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I stop the microwave at 1 second so that one someone else uses it it beeps

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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

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Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.