Masturbate while waiting for a game to load.

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On an one night if I come too fast .je persuade the girl that I have to forget my cellular in my automobile and I get out

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Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

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Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.

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When I'm walking I pretend that I'm staying in the same place and moving the world beneath me.

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i randomly grab my boobs when i'm home alone. like, all the time.

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Breathe.

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.

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I stop the microwave at 1 second so that one someone else uses it it beeps

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See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

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Squeezing my cat's face back so it looks Chinese.

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When one of those sad sappy abused dogs commercials comes on, you change the channel really fast to prevent from crying.

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in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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I get mad at characters on tv and i shoot the screen with my Nerf gun

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.