Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

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Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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Sometimes I think and feel that I am the most voted man on Horsehead Network, I got no idea why. Moral the friendly r*pist: I dnt know what that means though... Or do I? ;)

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

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Talk to my cat.

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.