Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

Inspect the mirrors in store changing rooms in case they are one-way glass. Make faces into mirror as if you know they're back there.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.