losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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Drinking and dialing people I dated.

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.