Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

I stay vigilant while i shower in case killer/zombies come into my house..

When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

Smoking in the shower.

hate Justin Bieber

When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

Sometimes I beat box when I am alone.

Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

misread dig bick

Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.