If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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k. everyone

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

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This song will not come out of my head!

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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Praying to God even though you tell people you're an Atheist.

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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When I masturbate I trade hands often in fear that my penis may become crooked.

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.