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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.
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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.
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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.
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Try to see nipples through body paint.
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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.
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Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.
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I piss in the bed every night
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KICK THE CAN
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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me
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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.
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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.
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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.
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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.
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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?
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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.
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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.
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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.
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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v
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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.
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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.
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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.
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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.
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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.
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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.