I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.