- Things You Think Only You Do

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

Find something you dislike about your face/body and instantly compare it with every person you meet from then on

suck my own penis

before i go to sleep i must check the front door knob multiple times to make sure its locked

Every time i take a drink from a cup, i rotate the cup so i never drink from the same place.

I scratch the scabs on my head whenever im bored

Eat something to pass the time while I wait for my food in the microwave to be cooked.

Accidentally turning the fan on instead of the light when you walk into the bathroom and having a mini-spazz attack because the sound scares you.

Sees bug on wall while taking shower Splashes with shower water Bug slides down wall >_

I unlike Facebook pages if they spam my wall.

Think about what you're going to tell your kids about your childhood when you grow-up.

sing in the shower

I approach balcony ledges with my feet firmly planted, just in case a random person decides to come pick me up and throw me off the balcony.

When I see interactive ads on webpages ( "Shoot 5 iPhones And Get One Free!" type of windows ), I feel compelled to finish the task, even though I KNOW it's going to open a pop-up and waste 10 seconds of my life.

Attempting to silently sneak a fart, then it erupts from your anus.

Automatically lie to your dentist when they ask if you floss

If I read that someone said something a certain way in a book I try to mimic their voice.

Every time I switch pages on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com, I always end up reading If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there.

Sometimes when I look at something up close, I alternate closing each eye and looking at the object from the other eye, then switch again. I do it really fast to make it look like that thing is moving. It's really entertaining.

Imagine yourself and friends as band members while listening to songs.

I chew on anything plastic. I don't think there's a pen that I haven't chewed on or a plastic cap I haven't put in my mouth. It's a horrible habit but it feels so DAMN GOOD TO CHEW!

when looking for lost keys i return to the place they should be at least 5 times and look there

I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.