Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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Dip my pizza crust in my soda

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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Eat something to pass the time while I wait for my food in the microwave to be cooked.

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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Always coming up with a really great comeback in my head 5 seconds too late. And then playing out what would have happened if I had said it.

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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Kick the fallen ice cube underneath the fridge

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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sometimes i close my eyes and i rub them to see psychedelic drawings

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mentally scolding yourself for thinking something dirty just in case the person you're thinking about can read your thoughts

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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Look at a word and count the letters by 2's - continue counting the letters over and over by 2's until it comes out even at the end of the word.

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I always twist my washcloth into a cone shape, so when I take my next shower it is dry and hardened. Then I pretend stab it into my stomach and say "MY LIFE FOR AIUR!" before getting it wet again.

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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Math tests-doing all the work for a problem only to find out my answer is not any of the multiple choices.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.