Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business

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Make scary faces in the mirror and try to scare myself

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Find yourself alone at a party/gathering of some sort... Pretend to send a text to make people think you're not a loner.

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When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.

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when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times

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R A P E Children

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When I walk into the bathroom and the lid of toilet is closed, I always get slightly nervous to lift it up and see into the toilet. I'm always thinking there'll be something disgusting or scary in there.

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When I see a typo ANYWHERE, I feel compelled to correct it, even if there is no possible way for me to correct it

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Masturbate while waiting for a game to load.

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On an one night if I come too fast .je persuade the girl that I have to forget my cellular in my automobile and I get out

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Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

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Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.

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When I'm walking I pretend that I'm staying in the same place and moving the world beneath me.

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i randomly grab my boobs when i'm home alone. like, all the time.

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Breathe.

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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I stop the microwave at 1 second so that one someone else uses it it beeps

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See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

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Squeezing my cat's face back so it looks Chinese.

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in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.