Pick your dead skin then eat it.

sneeze without closing my eyes

If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

call someone by a siblings name.

I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

Have a dream with horribly unfortunate events (like having an amputation or being in prison) waking up from said dream and saying something like, "Good thing that was a dream, don't know what I'd do if that was real"

I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

I push the door open with my stomach

do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.