Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

When standing on the beach, I try to command the waves to stop.

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.