when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out

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Receiving or finding something cool in your dream, then waking up thinking you have it and realize you don't.

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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Pick giant boogers and eat them.

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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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Dip my pizza crust in my soda

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Eat something to pass the time while I wait for my food in the microwave to be cooked.

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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Always coming up with a really great comeback in my head 5 seconds too late. And then playing out what would have happened if I had said it.

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.