- Things You Think Only You Do

Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

When I see someone I know walking toward me as I'm walking toward them from a long way away, I pretend I don't see them until we're right on top of each other, then, miraculously discovering them, I smile and say, "Hi".

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

I can't piss with my shoes on.

really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

Run back into your room when your microwaving something

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.