smoke marijuana

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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Stalk people on facebook, find out something interesting, and later claim that it 'came up on your newsfeed'.

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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Pee in the shower

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.

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I wish I was born again, but I had all of the knowledge I have now.

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Sit there with my hand just resting down my pants casually when I'm alone. It's comfy!

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.