At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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Pick scabs and eat them.. and when i start bleeding suck the blood up with my mouth...

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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I really enjoy self-pity.

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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

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You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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Sometimes I wonder who created words. For instance, who thought to call a fence a fence? It could have been called something completely random like bucxbuw, but it would seem normal to us and fence would seem like jibberish instead.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.