Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.