i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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shag your mom

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When I'm scared in the shower sing

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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

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When the hero of a movie is drowning I hold my breath to see if I would survive.

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Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

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always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

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looking at the bottom when i meet foreigners talking among themselves... dang. no subtitles.

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

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humiliating little girls

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.