I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

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Eat something that will make crumbs over the sink because you are too lazy to get a plate

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

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Look at my poop before flushing

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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call someone by a siblings name.

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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I constantly talk to myself.

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.