Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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im going to RAPEEEE that girl

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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looking at the bottom when i meet foreigners talking among themselves... dang. no subtitles.

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When im alone i have a conversation with myself

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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At the gym, I always try to do 5 pounds more than the previous person.

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.