Go for a 10 mile run.

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When I have a really good dream, and I wake up and realize it was a dream, I try to fall back asleep and re-visit the dream.

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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After hearing a song, you think, oh i have never heard of that before, and then you start hearing it every single day....

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

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Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.

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when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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When no one is home or if no one is looking you go in the fridge and drink right out of the bottle.

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.