think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.