Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.

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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.

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Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

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Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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Boinked my neighbor

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go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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blow nose. look at kleenex.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.