Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

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get bored so I fist myself for money

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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saying long strings of unconnected words in your head and wondering if you just said something that noone else ever has

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

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i always wipe the ketchup off my face with the bread of my sandwich

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Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.