- Things You Think Only You Do

hate Justin Bieber

when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

At the gym, I always try to do 5 pounds more than the previous person.

Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

I know how to type a ¿

I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

I was the real Stig...

When I'm walking at night, I put up my hood and grin evilly at passing cars so it'll scare the drivers if they see

When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

Playing with your phone or remote throwinng it up and down until it hits your face

when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

Sometimes I beat box when I am alone.

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

I try to move inanimate objects/set things on fire/control the elements with my mind.

conundrum.

You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.