when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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Eat pizza backwards because the crust isn't as good as the cheese part and I want to get that over with.

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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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I scratch the scabs on my head whenever im bored

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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Vote for the other guy

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.