Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

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At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.