always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing us.

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

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Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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I gotta get down of Friday

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I think about life problems in the shower

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when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me

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Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

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When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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sit in the shower

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.

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pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.