Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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Ur mum

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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I put big spaces in between comments

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.