when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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Play Minecraft

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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I walk into a room and forget why I'm in there.

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Pee in the shower

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.