When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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I pass by closed doors quickly and at least as far away as the door seems like it can open, because I always feel like someone's going to burst out, hitting me in the face with the door.

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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I am a BIG TIME movie talker. I always ask questions that people obviously don’t know the answer to like, “Where is he going?” “I thought they were friends?” “Wait.. Is she mad?” “Is that guy the killer?” Although people seem to tolerate me, I do promise that it is completely on accident. I don’t even realize I do it. –Ikka.

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.