SOMETIMES I SHIT ON MY HAND.... IN THE SHOWER

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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Spend way too much time on this website cause it makes you feel normal

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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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I always cry when I pray.

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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Smoking in the shower.

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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

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pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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When I'm in a hurry I brush my teeth while peeing because I think it saves time.

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.