Not clicking the Facebook 'like' button on "pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud", because it will show up on your profile, and you think other people will think you're strange.

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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If I see a shriveled, dried leaf while walking along the sidewalk I am compelled to step on it and make it crunch.

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A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics

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Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

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Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry

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I have tons of imaginary conversations in my head with people I know, but they never happen. It's worse when something funny happens in the imaginary conversation and I laugh to myself, and if someone notices I can't even say that I was remembering something because I wasn't, it had never happened...

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I stay vigilant while i shower in case killer/zombies come into my house..

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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get bored so I fist myself for money

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming

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Think a really Fu**ed up thought in your head, and then get mad at your brain for even coming up with it, and finally trying to think really nice thoughts to make up for it.

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc

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Mayada stupid

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.