I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.