looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

I think about other women when having sex

Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

I chew around the center of carrots.

Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

I read the down voted posts

Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.