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Cough and shift my feet a lot when someone comes into the public bathroom so they know someone is in the stall and won't walk in on me.

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

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sing really loud to songs in the car, but stop when people are right next to you at stoplights.

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When my soap is running low, I add water to it.

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I pretend I'm a musical when I'm alone and sing about all the stuff I'm doing.

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In the shower, or just when I'm alone, I imagine having confrontations with people in my life and play out the entire conversation by myself, lip syncing the words with emotions and all.

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Think up a come back three days after it would have been useful.

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Change the channel during commercials when you have the remote, when you don't you go insane and say "TURN IT BACK WE'LL MISS THE START!!!"

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think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

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When I die during an online game I try to cram as much food and drink in my mouth as I can before I respawn. If I have no food I roll all over the bed.

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Get that shiver when you're peeing.

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sometimes, i smell my own farts.

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Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.

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While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.

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During an assembly, I try to be the last one to clap/ stand up/ sit down.

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reading the back of the cereal box when eating cereal

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Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry

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Not clicking the Facebook 'like' button on "pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud", because it will show up on your profile, and you think other people will think you're strange.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.