When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

When no one is home or if no one is looking you go in the fridge and drink right out of the bottle.

A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics

Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

play with a knife and pretend to be a master blade wielder

twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.