Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.