when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

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Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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Tear up when I poop

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

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Whenever we watch a movie or stupid educational film in school, I sleep.

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.