Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

I push the door open with my stomach

Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc

This song will not come out of my head!

I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

I pee in the shower. :3

Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

I sleep in my underpants every single night

pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.