Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

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Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

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find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

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I chew my ice cream.

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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When I first start dating or seeing someone I write down options for conversation starters before I phone them in case it goes silent.

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I give my own posts a thumbs up whenever I have the option and I know that it's anonymous.

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If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

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I pretend that my actions are perceived by a past self and they're always astounded by the change I've gone through.

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I can see a magic eye image

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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I'll sing nice and loud in the shower and wonder why I haven't come out with an album yet

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When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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When out I like to "people watch."

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.