Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

Stick ur thumb between ur first and middle finger without realizing it

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

I never look out the window at night because I'm afraid there will be an Alien staring at me when I move the curtains.

Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

Have to take the phone with you everytime to the bathroom

When I say, "What?" after understanding exactly what someone said.

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

I actually get stuck watching those rediculous infomercials late at night... Yeah - you're not alone. But no, I don't buy anything either... Lol.

I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

When looking for something you need, just walk in circles around the house until it appears.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.