do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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Talk to my cat.

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Play as both sides on fifa

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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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In the shower, or just when I'm alone, I imagine having confrontations with people in my life and play out the entire conversation by myself, lip syncing the words with emotions and all.

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I hate being called "buddy".

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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When I have a really good dream, and I wake up and realize it was a dream, I try to fall back asleep and re-visit the dream.

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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After hearing a song, you think, oh i have never heard of that before, and then you start hearing it every single day....

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

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Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.

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when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.