Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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When I sneeze I hold my balls ( only when Im alone)

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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When i need to poop i place toilet paper over the water so it doesn't splash up and hit my rectum.

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.