Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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No matter how complicated your shower is at home, you always find it much easier to work than other people's showers.

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I try to fill the surface of the toilet water with bubbles when I pee.

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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Say 'WED', 'NES' and 'DAY' slowly in your head when spelling Wednesday.

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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I wish I was born again, but I had all of the knowledge I have now.

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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When i need to poop i place toilet paper over the water so it doesn't splash up and hit my rectum.

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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I never read the Terms of Service. I just click "OK"

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.