Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

when i realise for example that my shoes are stinking i get really paranoid and try to cover them under the table or something because i feel that everyone is thinking about it or is covering their nose or stuff

Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.