Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

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Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.