SOMETIMES I SHIT ON MY HAND.... IN THE SHOWER

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

Spend way too much time on this website cause it makes you feel normal

I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

I always cry when I pray.

See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

Smoking in the shower.

I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

When I'm in a hurry I brush my teeth while peeing because I think it saves time.

Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

Go for a 10 mile run.

If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.