Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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Brake for tail-gaters

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I like to say really offensive and/and racist words when I'm on my own and no one can hear me. It just feels good to say things that I'm not allowed to.

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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Dip my pizza crust in my soda

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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ask my dog questions then realize, she can't talk...

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.