Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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get really confused

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.