Skip peeing before bed because you dont feel like it, knowing that in about 15 minutes youre going to have to get back up because you wont be able to fall asleep until you go pee.

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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I scratch and sniff.

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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Automatically lie to your dentist when they ask if you floss

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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Whenever i wear long sleeves i always hold onto the sleeves with my ring and pinkie fingers.

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Not clicking the Facebook 'like' button on "pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud", because it will show up on your profile, and you think other people will think you're strange.

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.