Smoking in the shower.

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hate Justin Bieber

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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Sometimes I beat box when I am alone.

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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misread dig bick

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Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

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I'm constantly struck with this odd sensation that I didn't wipe my ass well enough.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.