Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."

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run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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Eat something that will make crumbs over the sink because you are too lazy to get a plate

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.