When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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get bored so I fist myself for money

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dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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Smoking in the shower.

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.