Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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misread flashlight

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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Breathe.

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

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See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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I like to say really offensive and/and racist words when I'm on my own and no one can hear me. It just feels good to say things that I'm not allowed to.

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.