Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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I poop on the side of my house in the morning so I do not have to make noise then come back in.

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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misread dig bick

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When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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Sometimes when im sitting in class i start thinking how i would save the whole classroom if someone was to come in with a gun and start shooting.

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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I can't piss with my shoes on.

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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pick your nose and eat it

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.