only read the short jokes on this website

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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If no one else is home and you have to go to the bathroom, but you're invested in what you're doing on your laptop, you take it with you.

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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I poop on the side of my house in the morning so I do not have to make noise then come back in.

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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misread dig bick

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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Sometimes when im sitting in class i start thinking how i would save the whole classroom if someone was to come in with a gun and start shooting.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.