I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

wen on this website go look at the most disliked

Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

Boinked my neighbor

putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

Sometimes I imagine what it would look like if I was seeing out of another person's eyes across from where I happen to be.

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.