- Things You Think Only You Do

I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

chewing icecream before you swallow it

Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

Only use the left earphone.

Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

test how many stares you can scale in one step

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.