become increasingly panicked when its dark and you cant find the door handle.

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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When I am listening to my ipod in the car or on a bus, i always remove an earphone to check if i am breathing really loudly.

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Dip my pizza crust in my soda

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.