Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

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When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

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Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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play with a laser pointer and pretend its a lightsaber

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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i use dental dams

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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Sometimes I toot.

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Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

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hate Justin Bieber

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.