Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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check shower for murder then pee

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.