Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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I push the door open with my stomach

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc

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This song will not come out of my head!

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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I pee in the shower. :3

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.