- Things You Think Only You Do

you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

Look at the clock, then instantly forget what time it is and look again.

I push the door open with my stomach

When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

misread flashlight

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

before i go to sleep i must check the front door knob multiple times to make sure its locked

1.Open the fridge...nothing to eat :/ 2.Open the cabinet...nothing to eat :/ 3.Lower expectations..and then repeat :)

i take words i just read or said and sing them to the tune of a song

Accidentally turning the fan on instead of the light when you walk into the bathroom and having a mini-spazz attack because the sound scares you.

I scratch the scabs on my head whenever im bored

working out escape routes for each room in your house when you're alone, just in case

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.