make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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I cant ride a bike

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.