When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

I sleep in my underpants every single night

i always think people can hear my thoughts.

Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

whenever im doing sumthing im not suppose to i feel like everybody knows what im doing

Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.