When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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I never look out the window at night because I'm afraid there will be an Alien staring at me when I move the curtains.

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.