Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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Have to take the phone with you everytime to the bathroom

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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When walking on the sidewalk, try to walk the same number of steps on each square without looking awkward. (now, this is sooo weird, I have no clue if ANYBODY has ever done this more than once)

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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Check your analog watch, wait for it to strike a minute, then look away and try to count 60 seconds out in your head before you look again. However many seconds you were away is your new record.

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.