I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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Have a dream with horribly unfortunate events (like having an amputation or being in prison) waking up from said dream and saying something like, "Good thing that was a dream, don't know what I'd do if that was real"

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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penis

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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When walking on an old looking bridge I try to get off quickly and before anyone else gets on there because all I can think about is it giving way and me falling to my death/being very wet

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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Sometimes I wipe my butt so violently that my finger goes through the toilet paper and into my butt hole. I enjoy it and question my sexuality. ;)

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Lie in bed and wonder what happens whe you die, get depressed and come on this site for reassurance

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.