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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.
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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.
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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.
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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..
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I rehearse arguments in my head.
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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.
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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.
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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it
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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.
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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles
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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?
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When you get out of the shower and you're too lazy to get dressed, so you just hang around in a towel.
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I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..
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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S
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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.
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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.
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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.
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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.
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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.
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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins
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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.
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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.
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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.
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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.