When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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If no one else is home and you have to go to the bathroom, but you're invested in what you're doing on your laptop, you take it with you.

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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I'll sing nice and loud in the shower and wonder why I haven't come out with an album yet

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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become increasingly panicked when its dark and you cant find the door handle.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.