Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards

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When i take off my watch before i go to sleep i smell my wrist.

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Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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hallo

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when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

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eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

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i always wipe the ketchup off my face with the bread of my sandwich

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Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

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I delete all notifications on my phone before i shut it off.

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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While peeing, I will sometimes flush the toilet mid-stream and see if I can finish before it flushes all the way.

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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When walking on an old looking bridge I try to get off quickly and before anyone else gets on there because all I can think about is it giving way and me falling to my death/being very wet

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.