I wonder if we're actually just dolls and are being controlled by some little girl in her little doll house ....

When walking on an old looking bridge I try to get off quickly and before anyone else gets on there because all I can think about is it giving way and me falling to my death/being very wet

make south park refferences every day

flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

I'll sing nice and loud in the shower and wonder why I haven't come out with an album yet

Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

hurting your foot and running around trying not to think of the pain!

While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

speak proper english

Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

Math tests-doing all the work for a problem only to find out my answer is not any of the multiple choices.

Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

I have one friend I always punch in the shoulder at least once when I see him.

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

When I'm about to go to the bathroom, I think of a million things that I have to do and try to do them all before I pee my pants.

I can't brush my teeth and rinse in the sink right after I flush the toilet, for fear of it being connected somehow, and rinsing with my own piss.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.