When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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Absentmindedly rub your stomach while lying down watching or reading.

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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Being fat

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.