You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

The older I get the more honest I get

standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

When you try to blur eyes and keep them like that when you look around the room.

When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

Answering questions that weren't directed at me, then awkwardly playing it off like they were talking to you.

Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

Pick your dead skin then eat it.

dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.