Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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Being fat

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...

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look at bins as i walk past them

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Whenever I order a lot of food at a fast food place for myself, I order an extra drink just so they think it's for two people.

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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When I'm scared in the shower sing

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.