I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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when i watch tv and it cuts to break, if i hear someone on the tv tell me not to change the chanel, ill say "u cant tell me what to do!" and then ill change it.

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.