- Things You Think Only You Do

Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

Look at my poo before I flush it.

I pee in the shower. :3

Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

Run back into your room when your microwaving something

play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

I hate being called "buddy".

When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

Make hand gestures when talking on phone

pull out a flies wings and let it go

When I have headphones in, I wonder if my swallowing is extremely loud for everyone else too.

The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

Try stick to something but fail in the end

When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.