Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

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Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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Abuse your pet when nobody's looking

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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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Sometimes I think and feel that I am the most voted man on Horsehead Network, I got no idea why. Moral the friendly r*pist: I dnt know what that means though... Or do I? ;)

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make south park refferences every day

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

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Talk to my cat.

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.