I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.