realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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I can't trill my R's

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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Pee in the shower

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.