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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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chew on the side of my teeth

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.