Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

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Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

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hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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Eat ice by itself

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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listen to madonnas new album

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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.