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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.
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read on youtube comments with too unlikes
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suck my own penis
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+36
In the shower, or just when I'm alone, I imagine having confrontations with people in my life and play out the entire conversation by myself, lip syncing the words with emotions and all.
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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.
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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .
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Having a dream and forgetting it seconds later.
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I tell inanimate objects what to do.
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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.
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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?
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Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.
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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat
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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing
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I rape small children ;).
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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.
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When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.
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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.
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-52
Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.
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Give a 'thumbs up' or a 'thumbs down' based strictly on how much you like the number it will change it to.
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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.
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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.
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I never feel bored
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