After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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I pee in the shower. :3

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

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While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

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Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

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check shower for murder then pee

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.