Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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Having small fingers and, regardless, still unable to click on the right thing when on the internet with a touch screen phone.

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If I read that someone said something a certain way in a book I try to mimic their voice.

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I have one friend I always punch in the shoulder at least once when I see him.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Look at a word and count the letters by 2's - continue counting the letters over and over by 2's until it comes out even at the end of the word.

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Smiling like an Idiot when you get a cute text

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I scratch the scabs on my head whenever im bored

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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I control water in the shower.

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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suck my own penis

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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Having a dream and forgetting it seconds later.

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.