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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.
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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.
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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half
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Playing with your phone or remote throwinng it up and down until it hits your face
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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.
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After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass
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fap
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When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.
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I have never watched Star Wars.
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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.
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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.
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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.
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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.
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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises
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When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.
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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head
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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.
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Say "ow" when I drop something or before I get hurt
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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.
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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people
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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."
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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.
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I Masturbate Daily.
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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.
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A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.