You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

Like a toy until it breaks.

I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

Turning on the TV for background noise when I'm on my computer.

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

Know all the lyrics to a song but then realize you never actually "listened" to the song to see what it's about

I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

I have walked into a sliding glass door

Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.