I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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I plant my feet firmly when the subway approaches in case a random stranger tries to kill me by pushing me in front of the train.

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When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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When I'm on Facebook, I flip between someone's most recent profile picture and their first one, just to see how much they've changed.

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take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

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wonder who wrote these things

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.