Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

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I always cry when I pray.

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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instinctively thumb down long posts without reading them.

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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Laying in bed kind of hungry, knowing exactly what you want to eat, and going over all the steps involved (going all the way to the kitchen, making the food, cleaning up, going all the way back to your room, plus it's nighttime and something might get you) and trying to decide whether or not it's worth it to go eat now or just wait until you wake up.

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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While waiting on someone I check my phone and if there is no new message I just read old ones, just to be occupied and don't look stupid or lost

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Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

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Pretending you're in a tribute band when you listen to a song.

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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Get turned on lookin at my own butt

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Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

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I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.