when i have to go down stairs at night, i have to sprint up the stairs in case there are ghosts/monsters never dangle my feet over the bed in case something tickles/touches them

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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fap

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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If no one else is home and you have to go to the bathroom, but you're invested in what you're doing on your laptop, you take it with you.

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.

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When I have a really good dream, and I wake up and realize it was a dream, I try to fall back asleep and re-visit the dream.

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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Repeat the phrase "you too" after a comment someone makes that does not apply. Bob: happy birthday Jim Jim: you too bob. Awwww sh!t.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.