Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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Have to take the phone with you everytime to the bathroom

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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I ejaculate fire and glory

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Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.