Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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The older I get the more honest I get

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k. everyone

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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get really confused

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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Made after doomsday plans

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.