I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

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every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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close the fridge door really slowly just so you can see the light turn off

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Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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When the hero of a movie is drowning I hold my breath to see if I would survive.

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.