wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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before i go to sleep i must check the front door knob multiple times to make sure its locked

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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Do somthing only you do

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During an assembly, I try to be the last one to clap/ stand up/ sit down.

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Have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.