I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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When I'm scared in the shower sing

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I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming

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I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

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imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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I was the real Stig...

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.

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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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Pour cereal. Realize there is no milk. You really want cereal so you try it with water. Realize that was a bad idea.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.