- Things You Think Only You Do

spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

I brush my teeth while im in the shower

The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

Play as both sides on fifa

Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

i see almost everything as a sign

I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.