When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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This song will not come out of my head!

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.