Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.