Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Poop naked.

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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I think about other women when having sex

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I hate being called "buddy".

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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In my head, my life is some kind of on-going documentary about my life. Sometimes when I'm alone, I conduct interviews.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.