After texting someone, check your phone repeatedly to see if they responded

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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In my head, my life is some kind of on-going documentary about my life. Sometimes when I'm alone, I conduct interviews.

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

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Type in "Things you think only you do" then feel better that alot of people do the same stupid or smart things.

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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On an one night if I come too fast .je persuade the girl that I have to forget my cellular in my automobile and I get out

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.