Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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I have always belived that I invented calling Target " Tar- jhay"

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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I never look out the window at night because I'm afraid there will be an Alien staring at me when I move the curtains.

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Math tests-doing all the work for a problem only to find out my answer is not any of the multiple choices.

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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blink

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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Poo really loud

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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whenever im getting a haircut, i feel as if the barber can see my embarrassing and private thoughts.

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.