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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.
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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"
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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.
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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts
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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.
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try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall
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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.
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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet
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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.
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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)
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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing
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i would air drum even if theres no music playing
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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.
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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump
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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them
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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.
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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".
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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about
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Sitting down in the shower
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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.
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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in
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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?
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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.
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hate Justin Bieber
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.