When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

Save more than once on your favourite game.

Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

Sometimes when im sitting in class i start thinking how i would save the whole classroom if someone was to come in with a gun and start shooting.

Walking around store and store clerk asks are you finding everything ok..and you reply yes and you...

When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

Sometimes I wonder who created words. For instance, who thought to call a fence a fence? It could have been called something completely random like bucxbuw, but it would seem normal to us and fence would seem like jibberish instead.

Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.