when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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whenever im doing sumthing im not suppose to i feel like everybody knows what im doing

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.