If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"

Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

always check thde back seat before starting the car

Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.