Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc

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When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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Locking your pet in the room and forcing it to spend time with you.

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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Run up the stairs like a gorilla because it's easier that way.

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If I read that someone said something a certain way in a book I try to mimic their voice.

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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My most intimate moments are constantly interrupted by the same thought..."oh, God...what if there is a secret security cam in here...CUT TO: oh God...can my dead grandparents see me now????"

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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Sometimes when im sitting in class i start thinking how i would save the whole classroom if someone was to come in with a gun and start shooting.

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When no one is home or if no one is looking you go in the fridge and drink right out of the bottle.

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.