Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

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you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...

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Drinking and dialing people I dated.

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Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.