.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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While waiting on someone I check my phone and if there is no new message I just read old ones, just to be occupied and don't look stupid or lost

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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play with a knife and pretend to be a master blade wielder

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you know how everyone talks about making life decisions in the shower and thinking about life?.....yeah thats me on the toilet

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Moral: Damn I clicked on pointless super powers how did I get here! Moral: I wrote the "thing only I do" below :P

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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On an one night if I come too fast .je persuade the girl that I have to forget my cellular in my automobile and I get out

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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Sometimes when I touch something I have to touch all of the object and with both hands, otherwise I feel incomplete.

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

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When I'm on Facebook, I flip between someone's most recent profile picture and their first one, just to see how much they've changed.

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Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...

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Think "When are we ever going to use this in our life?" while sitting bored in school.

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...

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I control water in the shower.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.