Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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Tried to suck ur own penis

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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Think about breathing...

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.