Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

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I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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conundrum.

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.