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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.
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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that
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I hit the frig after sex
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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.
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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone
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I walk into a room and forget why I'm in there.
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Pee in the shower
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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom
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open the fridge A eat food B think
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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).
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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much
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Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?
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masturbate quietly in my room.
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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.
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always check thde back seat before starting the car
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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.
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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.
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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me
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Eat ice by itself
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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...
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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.
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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.
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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.
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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.