Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

Believing in the kindness of strangers

I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

when i am in a long car ride i look out the window and imagine im in a sad music video

I chew my ice cream.

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

I like to poo while smoking.

feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts

Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.

Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

sit in the shower

use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.