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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.
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invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.
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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.
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Sometimes I imagine how everyone would react if I died.
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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.
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On a calendar search for the picture on your birthday month
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Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".
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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there
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I try to move inanimate objects/set things on fire/control the elements with my mind.
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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs
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when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.
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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised
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Breathe.
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I poop on the side of my house in the morning so I do not have to make noise then come back in.
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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you
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suck my own penis
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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''
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I'm constantly struck with this odd sensation that I didn't wipe my ass well enough.
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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning
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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....
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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?
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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.
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Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off
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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.