sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

I laugh easier when im with someone

Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

being super bored at shool

smoke marijuana

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sneeze without closing my eyes

gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

I gotta get down of Friday

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.