wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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Find yourself alone at a party/gathering of some sort... Pretend to send a text to make people think you're not a loner.

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.