act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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Go up stairs two steps at a time. Avoid those stairs forever if there are an odd number and I have to end in a single step.

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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I try to move inanimate objects/set things on fire/control the elements with my mind.

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I talk to my pet when no one is home.

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If I hear a noise, it obviously means there is a monster somewhere in/near my bedroom and the sheets will protect me as long as they cover up to my chin.

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Pour cereal. Realize there is no milk. You really want cereal so you try it with water. Realize that was a bad idea.

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.