look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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I read the down voted posts

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.