when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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Squeezing my cat's face back so it looks Chinese.

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My most intimate moments are constantly interrupted by the same thought..."oh, God...what if there is a secret security cam in here...CUT TO: oh God...can my dead grandparents see me now????"

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.