Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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Have a dream with horribly unfortunate events (like having an amputation or being in prison) waking up from said dream and saying something like, "Good thing that was a dream, don't know what I'd do if that was real"

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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Locking your pet in the room and forcing it to spend time with you.

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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When I'm in a car holding a handheld device (iPod, Cell Phone, etc.) I have a feeling I will randomly throw it out the open window. I would never do this, but I'm still afraid I might.

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You pause while walking around your house when you're home alone because you think you heard a noise, but then realize it was just you walking.

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I stand under my ceiling fan, looking up while spinning around to make it look still...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.