I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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When I masturbate I trade hands often in fear that my penis may become crooked.

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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When I'm scared in the shower sing

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.