wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.

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when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.