You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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The older I get the more honest I get

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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When you try to blur eyes and keep them like that when you look around the room.

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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Answering questions that weren't directed at me, then awkwardly playing it off like they were talking to you.

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Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.