Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

Poop naked.

join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

I think about other women when having sex

I hate being called "buddy".

Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

In my head, my life is some kind of on-going documentary about my life. Sometimes when I'm alone, I conduct interviews.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.