wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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I stop the microwave at 1 second so that one someone else uses it it beeps

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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Tear up when I poop

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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get really confused

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.