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Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

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You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

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When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

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When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

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I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

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Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

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popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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Sometimes when I touch something I have to touch all of the object and with both hands, otherwise I feel incomplete.

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Hate to type Morals under each one of my posts Moral: A small chick in the hand is better than a huge C**K up your ass. I am pretty sure not even women nor homosexuals want birds up there...Then again, I havent searched for anything like that at the intern... they are eating her! And now they are gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (fly stuck on head)

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When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"

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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

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Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

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At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business

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Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.