Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"

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I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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When I poop I pretend to make my wiener talk.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.