I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

I like to watch lava lamps heat up

Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

wen on this website go look at the most disliked

Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

Boinked my neighbor

putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

Sometimes I imagine what it would look like if I was seeing out of another person's eyes across from where I happen to be.

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.