Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.