Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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I plant my feet firmly when the subway approaches in case a random stranger tries to kill me by pushing me in front of the train.

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When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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When I'm on Facebook, I flip between someone's most recent profile picture and their first one, just to see how much they've changed.

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take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

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wonder who wrote these things

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.