Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

When I'm home alone I open random doors to make sure nobodys there

Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"

right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

im going to RAPEEEE that girl

Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

Doing something really embarrassing in public and thinking "Doesn't matter, I'll never see these people again.".

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

Sleep with pillow between legs

Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

I never feel bored

I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.