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Check your analog watch, wait for it to strike a minute, then look away and try to count 60 seconds out in your head before you look again. However many seconds you were away is your new record.
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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.
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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka
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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted
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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.
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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.
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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......
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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet
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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.
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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man
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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?
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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.
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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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I **** with no hands.
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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.
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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.
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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.
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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere
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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\
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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.
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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.
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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet
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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.