you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

Sometimes I wonder who created words. For instance, who thought to call a fence a fence? It could have been called something completely random like bucxbuw, but it would seem normal to us and fence would seem like jibberish instead.

Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

I hate being called "buddy".

Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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waking up from an amazing/awesome dream and spend the rest of the day thinking up of new senarios to come after...

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.