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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.
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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go
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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.
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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!
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I apologize, when i bump against things.
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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.
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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.
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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.
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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam
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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.
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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".
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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.
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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.
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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell
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When I poop I pretend to make my wiener talk.
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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!
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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection
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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.
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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn
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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:
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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.
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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.
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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.
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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.