When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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When laying in bed I put the covers over my head and act like I'm in different places..caves..tent..etc..

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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When nobodys home, stay as quiet as possible just in case an intrudor is hiding somewhere

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle

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when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.