when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...

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Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

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Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

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Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.