Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa

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When I'm at someone else's house, clutter sort of bothers me and it makes me want to clean up. At my own house, it feels really weird if there's a lack of clutter, so I like to keep it that way.

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Wonder why there are sites like this.

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

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Math tests-doing all the work for a problem only to find out my answer is not any of the multiple choices.

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

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When standing on the beach, I try to command the waves to stop.

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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Abuse your pet when nobody's looking

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I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...

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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.