Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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Guessing how many people are listening to the same song at the same moment as you

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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If I have a black surface I scratch my dandruff onto and make a dandruff galaxy.

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Sometimes I wonder who created words. For instance, who thought to call a fence a fence? It could have been called something completely random like bucxbuw, but it would seem normal to us and fence would seem like jibberish instead.

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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Vote for the other guy

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.