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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.
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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.
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Ur mum
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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.
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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.
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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there
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Text random people saying I'm pregnant
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I dip my pizza crust in soda
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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time
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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.
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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared
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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side
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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.
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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.
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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.
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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.
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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.
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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.
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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.
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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.
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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.
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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these
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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)
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suck my own penis
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.