I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...

Use my phone to see what time it is

I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

when i watch tv and it cuts to break, if i hear someone on the tv tell me not to change the chanel, ill say "u cant tell me what to do!" and then ill change it.

Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)

when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.