Eat something to pass the time while I wait for my food in the microwave to be cooked.

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You pause while walking around your house when you're home alone because you think you heard a noise, but then realize it was just you walking.

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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i smoke weed all day.

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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Always coming up with a really great comeback in my head 5 seconds too late. And then playing out what would have happened if I had said it.

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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Kick the fallen ice cube underneath the fridge

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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Sometimes I imagine what it would look like if I was seeing out of another person's eyes across from where I happen to be.

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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sometimes i close my eyes and i rub them to see psychedelic drawings

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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mentally scolding yourself for thinking something dirty just in case the person you're thinking about can read your thoughts

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.