Give a 'thumbs up' or a 'thumbs down' based strictly on how much you like the number it will change it to.

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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I never feel bored

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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I scold or point at my electronics and tell them "No, bad!" whenever I push the wrong button or shut them off on accident.

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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*Sees bug on wall while taking shower* *Splashes with shower water* *Bug slides down wall* >_

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

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Reading a book and making the facial expressions it describes.

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Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.