do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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I walk into a room and forget why I'm in there.

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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Talk to my cat.

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Play as both sides on fifa

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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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In the shower, or just when I'm alone, I imagine having confrontations with people in my life and play out the entire conversation by myself, lip syncing the words with emotions and all.

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I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

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I hate being called "buddy".

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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whenever I see those commercials where there is two people talking to each other but they constantly look at me it really irritates me

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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KICK THE CAN

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When I have a really good dream, and I wake up and realize it was a dream, I try to fall back asleep and re-visit the dream.

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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After hearing a song, you think, oh i have never heard of that before, and then you start hearing it every single day....

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.