After texting someone, check your phone repeatedly to see if they responded

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

In my head, my life is some kind of on-going documentary about my life. Sometimes when I'm alone, I conduct interviews.

you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

Type in "Things you think only you do" then feel better that alot of people do the same stupid or smart things.

Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

On an one night if I come too fast .je persuade the girl that I have to forget my cellular in my automobile and I get out

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.