When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

This song will not come out of my head!

I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.