wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

open the fridge A eat food B think

Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

I put big spaces in between comments

The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.

I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

I like to watch lava lamps heat up

Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

wen on this website go look at the most disliked

Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.