Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.