I wonder if we're actually just dolls and are being controlled by some little girl in her little doll house ....

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When walking on an old looking bridge I try to get off quickly and before anyone else gets on there because all I can think about is it giving way and me falling to my death/being very wet

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make south park refferences every day

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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I'll sing nice and loud in the shower and wonder why I haven't come out with an album yet

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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hurting your foot and running around trying not to think of the pain!

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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speak proper english

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Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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Math tests-doing all the work for a problem only to find out my answer is not any of the multiple choices.

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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I have one friend I always punch in the shoulder at least once when I see him.

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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When I'm about to go to the bathroom, I think of a million things that I have to do and try to do them all before I pee my pants.

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I can't brush my teeth and rinse in the sink right after I flush the toilet, for fear of it being connected somehow, and rinsing with my own piss.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.