If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"

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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.