- Things You Think Only You Do

When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

On a calendar search for the picture on your birthday month

When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

when i watch tv and it cuts to break, if i hear someone on the tv tell me not to change the chanel, ill say "u cant tell me what to do!" and then ill change it.

Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

Play Minecraft

never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.