I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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sit in the shower

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After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

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Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.