Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.

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When I eat potato chips, I lick each side to make sure the really salty part is down.

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When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never did certain things like move to a new house or attended a certain school or college. I wonder if I still would have met the people who are in my life now. I think about If I never met my best friends, people who are like family to me. Then I get really sad because it's something I never want to imagine. Afterwards, I talk to them to cheer myself up.

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Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

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Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

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wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

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Do math in ur head at night to help you fall asleep.

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

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play with a knife and pretend to be a master blade wielder

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When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.

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I dont know weather or not to flush the toilet at night incase i wake somebody, its even worse in other peoples houses.

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I get mad at characters on tv and i shoot the screen with my Nerf gun

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When I see someone I know walking toward me as I'm walking toward them from a long way away, I pretend I don't see them until we're right on top of each other, then, miraculously discovering them, I smile and say, "Hi".

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When I'm in a car holding a handheld device (iPod, Cell Phone, etc.) I have a feeling I will randomly throw it out the open window. I would never do this, but I'm still afraid I might.

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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Receiving or finding something cool in your dream, then waking up thinking you have it and realize you don't.

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I vote thumb dlown the ones that i dong like

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.