I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

thumb_up thumb_down -57

Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

thumb_up thumb_down -76

Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

thumb_up thumb_down +50

put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.

thumb_up thumb_down +70

Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

thumb_up thumb_down +47

Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Dancing while hoovering

thumb_up thumb_down -21

When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

thumb_up thumb_down -56

Gotta sleep with a fan.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

thumb_up thumb_down -97

A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

thumb_up thumb_down -77

Whenever someone is making a speech, I imagine them being taken out by a sniper mid-speech...

thumb_up thumb_down +182

After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

thumb_up thumb_down -49

Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

thumb_up thumb_down -60

When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

thumb_up thumb_down -63

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

thumb_up thumb_down -91

Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

thumb_up thumb_down -111

When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.

thumb_up thumb_down -62

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.