Am I the only one that thinks of things, and force yourself to not to think about it, then you hear people laugh or go "OHHHH" so you think that you said your thoughts out loud and everyone heard?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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I click my teeth to music

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.