When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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Seperate your food on you dinner plate

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards

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act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.