Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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Dip my pizza crust in my soda

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When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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The older I get the more honest I get

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them

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sometimes i close my eyes and i rub them to see psychedelic drawings

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get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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Rub boogers under the arm rest on the couch.

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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im going to RAPEEEE that girl

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Whenever I read creepy pastas and there is a picture after the story I get afraid to look at it than when I do I freak out thinking it's going to eat me. Than when I look at it I shout FUUUUUUU.. Than look at it some more and I burst out laughing seeing its a fucking dumb picture.

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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Sometimes I wonder who created words. For instance, who thought to call a fence a fence? It could have been called something completely random like bucxbuw, but it would seem normal to us and fence would seem like jibberish instead.

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.