Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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hallo

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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I have seen a UFO

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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being super bored at shool

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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speak proper english

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.