I used to eat bath bubbles

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When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc

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Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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I gotta get down of Friday

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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Go outside and pee.

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.