whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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Breathe.

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while talking about someone, immediately fear they are somehow listening

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Type in "Things you think only you do" then feel better that alot of people do the same stupid or smart things.

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.