I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.

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I masturbate evenly with both hands so that my penis doesn't become crooked.

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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Receiving or finding something cool in your dream, then waking up thinking you have it and realize you don't.

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.