Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

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When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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When my soap is running low, I add water to it.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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Doing something really embarrassing in public and thinking "Doesn't matter, I'll never see these people again.".

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.