When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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When I see someone I know walking toward me as I'm walking toward them from a long way away, I pretend I don't see them until we're right on top of each other, then, miraculously discovering them, I smile and say, "Hi".

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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i see almost everything as a sign

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waking up from an amazing/awesome dream and spend the rest of the day thinking up of new senarios to come after...

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think about all of the things you would do if you were the only person on earth

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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When standing on the beach, I try to command the waves to stop.

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.