I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.

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I put big spaces in between comments

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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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Open the fridge, nothing there, close fridge, open again just to make sure nothing has magically appeared

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mentally scolding yourself for thinking something dirty just in case the person you're thinking about can read your thoughts

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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ask my dog questions then realize, she can't talk...

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Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.