Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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whale sperm

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Pee in the shower.

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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When i take off my watch before i go to sleep i smell my wrist.

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When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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When tapping, I always have to do the same pattern of taps, and I feel incomplete if I don't finish the pattern I started.

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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i always wipe the ketchup off my face with the bread of my sandwich

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.