i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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Hate to type Morals under each one of my posts Moral: A small chick in the hand is better than a huge C**K up your ass. I am pretty sure not even women nor homosexuals want birds up there...Then again, I havent searched for anything like that at the intern... they are eating her! And now they are gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (fly stuck on head)

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If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l

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Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

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Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

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Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

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Play as both sides on fifa

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I like to poo while smoking.

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

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Reading the terms of service :O....

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.