Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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Whenever I'm home alone, I dance and sing along to any commercial.

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Reading the things people post on here and realising your not as weird as you thought.

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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Brake for tail-gaters

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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sometimes if I am going on a flight to another country I will hold a small pocket of air in my mouth before getting on the plane and then I would let it out after we land

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.

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I put big spaces in between comments

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.