Answering questions that weren't directed at me, then awkwardly playing it off like they were talking to you.

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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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whale sperm

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Pee in the shower.

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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When i take off my watch before i go to sleep i smell my wrist.

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When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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When tapping, I always have to do the same pattern of taps, and I feel incomplete if I don't finish the pattern I started.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.