Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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I eat ass

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?

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I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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Automatically lie to your dentist when they ask if you floss

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.