I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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Walking around store and store clerk asks are you finding everything ok..and you reply yes and you...

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...

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play with a laser pointer and pretend its a lightsaber

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Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.