When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.

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Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.

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when i realise for example that my shoes are stinking i get really paranoid and try to cover them under the table or something because i feel that everyone is thinking about it or is covering their nose or stuff

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.

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I pass by closed doors quickly and at least as far away as the door seems like it can open, because I always feel like someone's going to burst out, hitting me in the face with the door.

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.