Believing in the kindness of strangers

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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I really like taking shits.

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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Mayada stupid

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

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When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.